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https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1642029443647705088

Aw hell naw Hank Green got the minion piss jug. :(((((

trashraccoon (@trashdeluxe420)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641918230494060546

So…bewbs not billionaires?

Whisper (@VVh1sp3r)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/VVh1sp3r/status/1641926776929517568

This is a platform that I would vote for. A cause the people can get behind

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641918230494060546

Forget Elon, buy organic, free range, ethically sourced tiddie pics instead. onlyfans.com/medusatiddies

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641920187598356480

You know what would be SUPER FUNNY? If my OF got more subscribers than twitter blue. Elon would be SO MAD. He would cry tears of rage. I only need like 299,700 more subscribers. Boobs>billionaires

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:31 +0000

wild suggestion, But you know what costs the same as a blue checkmark? A subscription to my spicy OF. Not only would you be giving your money to a nice weird lady instead of elon, but also you would have more fun, I guarantee it. Just throwing it out there

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:39 +0000

The best possible interpretation of the open sourcing of twitters codebase is the massive troll of getting us all to spend the day reading Scala.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:01 +0000

I spent almost 4 years reading twitter's Scala and getting paid for it, y'all are suckers

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The best possible interpretation of the open sourcing of twitters codebase is the massive troll of getting us all to spend the day reading Scala.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:01 +0000

Cara Esten (@caraesten)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 04:50 +0000

this is incredible

Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:04 +0000

Welcome to "don't believe anything on the Internet" day! Just like yesterday and the day before. And tomorrow. Twitter is celebrating this one especially hard today, for some reason, though.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:54 +0000

I'm so sorry for my behavior over the last few years, I was easily manipulated and I'm very embarrassed. Trans people deserve human rights and health care, and I can't believe I aided in their victimization.

Libs Of Tiktok (@kittystryker)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:56 +0000

been dying at this 4 second video for like 15 min now

connor (@connor_soup)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:02 +0000

Verified users are hitting Jaboukie FBI maneuvers on the TL 😭

Brooklyn White-Grier (@brooklynrwhite)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/brooklynrwhite/status/1642002224808181764

Lmao this tweet is such an interesting string of words

Brooklyn White-Grier (@brooklynrwhite)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:15 +0000

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@elonmusk , question for you. I'm losing about 500 to 1k users a day. To counter this I went Blue² thinking it gave me some preference and would help retain or grow users. Any suggestions ?

Mark Cuban (@mcuban)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 01:49 +0000

Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/runasand/status/1641876499811688463

He’s probably too busy tripping on ayahuasca, going to sweat lodges, and surfing to care about what a mess he made handing twitter off to the singular solution he trusts

Aiko Christine (@aikochristine)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:58 +0000

holy shit

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 06:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/runasand/status/1641876499811688463

Busy counting money, get back to you later.

Ron James (@digitMusic)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/digitMusic/status/1641888579663060992

🎯 Jack loves Elon.

MelissaJPeltier (@MelissaJPeltier)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:46 +0000

Growing up, #TDOV was always kinda tough. I wanted to be out so bad. The joy I felt when the few people I was out to wished me a happy TDOV made me feel truly seen. To all the trans kids unable to come out for now, happy #TDOV2023. This is your day as much as anyone else’s.

Jenny (@jennymaguir)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 09:02 +0000

*Laughs in git* reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Programmer Humor (@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:00 +0000

The Matrix (1999) is now as old as Jaws (1975) was when the Matrix was released.

🌷🌞idspispopd🌙🥀 (@Bhaal_Spawn)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1641896208464597010

elon was asked about this on Twitter Spaces and he said "this is the first time i'm seeing this" and said they should change it he also decided that the person who asked him about it would be the last speaker and ended the Space right after

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Twitter's algorithm is specifically tracking tweet metrics for four groups: - power users - republicans - democrats and... - elon musk

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:12 +0000

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1641894614033485843

lmaooo someone submitted a pull request called “better recommendations on timeline” and all it does is hide the tweets of anyone who pays for twitter

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:08 +0000

Musk being asked about this live on Spaces right now. Says “it shouldn’t be there.” “There’s a ton of stupid and embarrassing things being shown by making the code open source.”

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Ryan Broderick (@broderick)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1641892926409134088

i.e. early warning if anyone pushes a change that hurts his numbers so they can roll it back to avoid being fired, totally different than intentionally boosting him

Aaron Miller (@apage43)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:32 +0000

Twitter’s algorithm specifically labels whether the Tweet author is Elon Musk “author_is_elon” besides the Democrat, Republican and “Power User” labels github.com/twitter/the-al… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:25 +0000

author_is_elon 🤣🤣🤣

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:26 +0000

big news! i finally finished paying off the latte i bought in November with financing financial freedom is alive and well twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

gaut (@0xgaut)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 17:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/MBGagaAddict/status/1641821366998401024

Two things- 1) this joke was a mix of two different bad takes 2) IMO AH’s takes don’t always start bad, they just… go a little too far and become too dogmatic. Of course no event deployments are possible. Of course low fault rates are a thing. But we evaluate which ones have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Vic 🌮 (@VicVijayakumar)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1641667655403966464

Exactly the same movie except every gunshot is a blasted rope

Smoke fish everyday (@SaItyAIaskan)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/doctorfucko/status/1641732444205514753

That is why I considered it for you

presidential mindset guru 2024 (@tacticaldipshit)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/DKJoker84/status/1641825593485303808

I created this idea in my own beautiful mind palace

presidential mindset guru 2024 (@tacticaldipshit)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1641667655403966464

You found that porno parody then lol

Edgar Davids (@DKJoker84)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/SaItyAIaskan/status/1641823258084540422

Jacking off five dudes at once gun kata style while simultaneously pantsing a dude and kicking him backwards, his asshole perfect aimed to land right on another dude's dick

presidential mindset guru 2024 (@tacticaldipshit)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:30 +0000

what if instead of John wick it was John dick and he had to fuck like a thousand guys

presidential mindset guru 2024 (@tacticaldipshit)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 05:04 +0000

It's Trans Day of Visibility and I would prefer to be a lot less visible, thanks

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:30 +0000

big fork bad. smol spoon good.

𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖆 ✨🧜🏻‍♀️ (@electrifying)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 00:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/joshrosso/status/1641476768967151617

They don't respect a LICENSE.txt file in GitHub, why would they respect a robots file?

Czarcuterie Board of Insults 🇺🇦 (@pczarkowski)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:54 +0000

It's me 🤗

Linda (@lindarendel)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:52 +0000

now you see me. happy #TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV 🏳️‍⚧️💖

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 11:23 +0000

trans day of visibility??? this is the one day of the year you can see us!! 🤣🤣🤣 lol get it!!! hahah lol lmao. no seriously everything sucks absolute shit right now

mattie rose | moccafest 204 (@Lubchansky)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:00 +0000

Here I am, seat 1A in @Delta One, over the ocean being visible AF! I'm a woman, I am an executive of a multi-billion dollar global organization, I'm a published author, an internationally known public speaker, an advocate for the marginalized, and yes, I am trans! #TDOV2023 /1

👑 Alyssa Miller 🦄🛩️ (@AlyssaM_InfoSec)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 11:16 +0000

The Irish for a dead name (name assigned at birth no longer used by a trans person) is ainm cealaithe, which translates literally as rescinded or cancelled name. 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransDayOfVisibility

The Irish For 🏳️‍⚧️ (@theirishfor)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 09:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1613197281796169729

James Acaster was right

johnnymac (@mr_johnny_mac)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 19:19 GMT

Me: *Breathes in London* London: “That’s £27 please mate.”

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 09:58 +0000