China: “Remove all VPNs” Apple: “Sure thing” China: “…and podcast apps” Apple: “Can do boss!” China: “…and also hand over all iCloud data for our citizens” Apple: “I mean why wouldn’t we? Here you go!” EU: “Allow alternate app stores, and do it fairly” Apple: “Ahhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!”