Back when Raquel Vélez was my boss at npm, inc., she had a name for when somebody would give you an ill-defined task and then would get upset when you didn't do it "right." She called it "Bring me a rock." When I asked her what that meant, she would say "Bring me a rock... no, not that one." It was a pretty clear example. She recognized quickly that I hate, with all of me, "Bring me a rock." It's the least good game. Anyway, was thinking about that tonight. Everybody should use that.