People are the worst
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No covid concerns at the lake of the ozarks๐ณ #lotoScott Pasmore (@scottpasmoretv)Sun, 24 May 2020 03:15 +0000
People are the worst
No covid concerns at the lake of the ozarks๐ณ #lotoScott Pasmore (@scottpasmoretv)Sun, 24 May 2020 03:15 +0000
Hearing rumours that Dominic Cummings only travelled to see family in Durham because he'd been rejected by his family in Oxford and Cambridge
James (@jrawson)Sat, 23 May 2020 09:12 +0000
This looks awesome! What a line up ๐
Presenting #TechNott and #WiTNotts ๐ผ๐๐SUMMER SEASON๐ธ๐ณโ๏ธ 6 fantastic speakers over 3 months! We can't wait to welcome @deniseyu21, @chatterboxCoder, @charlenehunterf, @edent, @katemonkey and โก๏ธlightning talksโก๏ธ from YOU! Check out the details: nott.tech/summerTech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 21 May 2020 15:06 +0000
RT @deniseyu21Itโs probably around performance review season for your org! If youโre asked to write feedback for your peers (or reports!!) consider that not all value comes from lines of code. Hereโs a sketch I made, with content by @FakeRyanGosling, and inspired by @whereistanyaโs talk!Carol ๐ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 20 May 2020 23:41 +0000
imagine making fun of your own failure to transparently execute on a highly requested feature to promote a different feature twitter.com/twittercomms/sโฆPost details
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Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Wed, 20 May 2020 21:06 +0000
Ah. There it is. I didnโt know what it was, but I knew it had to be there. A shitty leopard doesnโt change its spots. twitter.com/vivekxk/statusโฆtwitter.com/vivekxk/statusโฆPost details
1/5 Seems like the Giphy deal is strategically great for FB and probably gave Giphy the lifeline it needed. FB gets valuable intelligence - Giphy is embedded into many top apps and the SDK requires disclosing user deviceIDs. What? You thought they bought it for the gifs?V i v e k ๐ป (@VivekxK)Fri, 15 May 2020 15:43 +0000
Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:10 +0000
Just a couple of hours until #PHPMiNDS this evening - we hope to see you there to learn about TLS Load Balancing with HAProxy and Let's Encrypt - we'll share the link to the @jitsinews Meet call around 1815.php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:31 +0000
An absolute blast of a #TechNott tonight! Thank you to @annashipman for a brilliant talk and Q&A, and thank you to everyone for throwing themselves into our first online Open Spaces activity with such enthusiasm!Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 11 May 2020 20:22 +0000
This is awesome! I'd be so up for having one!
Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun! Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours. Shoutout to @ColorWare for making this possible!Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD)Sun, 10 May 2020 15:00 +0000
Fuck this noise. PHP allowed a generation of people to play with building dynamic web sites, and made it simple enough that they didn't need StackOverflow to get things done.Post details
STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฐ โก ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค (@denicmarko)Thu, 07 May 2020 21:12 +0000
Reginald Braithwaite (@raganwald)Sat, 09 May 2020 20:09 +0000
"I don't have time to write tests". Do you have time to: 1. Run the app manually after each change 2. Investigate and fix broken builds 3. Investigate and fix QA errors 4. Investigate and fix production errors Add all that up. Writing automated tests *saves* time.Cory House (@housecor)Sat, 09 May 2020 12:03 +0000
Looking back, I kinda regret not asking some of my ex-managers more about how they work before taking the respective roles. It can be easy to underestimate the impact one person can have on your career in the early years.Post details
If you interview, try to interview whomever will be your boss
Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sat, 09 May 2020 19:34 +0000
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I learned a magic trick for filtering out people who just want me to do their work for them. โWhat have you tried so far?โRandall Hunt (@jrhunt)Thu, 07 May 2020 10:12 +0000
this is the worst thing in the ENTIRE WORLD the REVEAL omgPost details
im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you finally, now more than ever, women can buy our productbara godzilla (@baraGodzilla)Fri, 08 May 2020 08:59 +0000
Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 08 May 2020 18:12 +0000
Brilliant.
Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon)Wed, 06 May 2020 10:46 +0000
This is why we need diversity in STEM!
Obi Wan: Your father was burned so badly that all his limbs just sort of fell off but we have such advanced technology like clones and robotics and such that we saved him. Luke: What about my mother? Obi Wan: Died in childbirth, literally nothing could be done.Bunny Sparber ืงืื ืืื ืฉืืคึผืืจืึผืขืจ (@maxsparber)Tue, 05 May 2020 20:25 +0000
Instead of "Advice for being a woman in Science", can we agree to just have "How to not be an asshole that drives women out of science" course for men? I am sick of all the advice. It puts the work on women how to navigate a shitty system made for and by men.
Karina Voggel โจ๐ญ (@KarinaVoggel)Tue, 05 May 2020 10:52 +0000
Ever got a text like this? It doesn't necessarily look dodgy. But if you know what to look for, you'll see it has all the hallmarks of a scam ๐ Let's break it down (thread) ๐Monzo (@monzo)Thu, 07 May 2020 13:40 +0000
Iโve heard being a man on the Internet compared to using an adblocker: same Internet, but you see a lot less shit. So I did this for a few people, so they could experience what itโs like to be a non-man online, at least a bit. To see what itโs like with the adblocker turned off.Post details
About 2 weeks ago, @IanColdwater assigned me a lady avatar to get the "full effect" of being a woman on Twitter. Here are some things I learned.Graham Christensen (@grhmc)Tue, 05 May 2020 15:18 +0000
Ian Coldwater ๐ฆ๐ฅ (@IanColdwater)Tue, 05 May 2020 17:23 +0000
About 2 weeks ago, @IanColdwater assigned me a lady avatar to get the "full effect" of being a woman on Twitter. Here are some things I learned.Graham Christensen (@grhmc)Tue, 05 May 2020 15:18 +0000
We're excited to announce that on May 14th, we'll have Richard Paul coming to talk about Building your own TLS load balancer with Haproxy and Let's Encrypt - more details are available on our website phpminds.org Hope to see you there ๐php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Mon, 04 May 2020 12:17 +0000
๐ข It's #WiTNotts this week ๐ฅณ๐งกโจ We're so excited for @SparkleClass talk - The Power of Change: learning to live as a โweirdoโ๐๏ธ ๐ This Thursday 6.30pm on the tinterweb! ๐ป ๐ nott.tech/wit-mayWomen In Tech, Nottingham ๐โจ (@WiT_Notts)Mon, 04 May 2020 07:08 +0000
This is exactly how #Morph reacts most of the time
man: boop fox: a a a a a a a a aNature & Animals ๐ด (@AnimalsWorId)Sat, 02 May 2020 09:10 +0000
People tell me my graphic showing the #autistic spectrum is the best they've ever seen. It includes a banana. To see it for yourself (as I'm no longer sharing the slides after), sign up to this talk: meetup.com/Women-In-Tech-โฆ Please retweet!Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 01 May 2020 10:51 +0000
Hi @VeilBroadband. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Hereโs a thread:Adrian Gray (@AdrianRMG)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 12:00 +0000
This is Anna Dodson right now while she's going round Marcus Noble's island!
Looking at everyone elseโs elaborately designed and landscaped Animal Crossing islands
Patrick Monahan (@pattymo)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 15:51 +0000
I work in tech
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you ever meet a man and itโs so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
Abby Govindan (@abbygov)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 21:11 +0000
Ian Coldwater ๐ฆ๐ฅ (@IanColdwater)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 01:54 +0000
I donโt know who needs to hear this but I did.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@PrimaryPlaythru)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 04:18 +0000
I'm very much looking forward to this talk, it was awesome when I saw it at #oggcamp last year, and #WiTNotts is very fortunate to have Rachel Morgan-Trimmer speak!
Today I am mostly working on revising my talk "The Power of Change: Learning to Live as a Weirdo" so it works better as an online presentation. Sign up here: meetup.com/Women-In-Tech-โฆ On Zoom, obvs. For @WiT_Notts on 7 May.Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 13:16 +0000
RT @technottinghamWe loved seeing you all tonight, at the first ever remote #TechNott ๐ @efinlay24โs talk was really great, as was the Q&A discussion ๐Carol ๐ดliving the island life โจ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:44 +0000
Really looking forward to #TechNott tonight which sounds like it's going to have some very timely advice from @efinlay24
๐จ TONIGHT! ๐จ Join us this evening, from the comfort of your own home, for April's #TechNott ๐ We have @efinlay24 speaking about the very relevant topic of building effective distributed teams. It's gonna be great! More details: nott.tech/tn-aprilTech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 08:07 +0000
Unfortunately, my Internet provider, @virginmedia (AS5089), does NOT implement BGP safely. Check out isbgpsafeyet.com to see if your ISP implements BGP in a safe way or if it leaves the Internet vulnerable to malicious route hijacks. via @CloudflareDavid McKay (@rawkode)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 19:19 +0000
Quarantine work !== Remote work. Iโve been working remotely with success for 13 years, and Iโve never been close to burn out. Iโve been working quarantined for over a month and Iโm feeling a tinge if burn out for the first time in my life. Take care of yourself folks. Really.Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 01:03 +0000
The original poster locked their account, so Iโve blurred contact info. But holy crap itโs brilliant.
Chris Noessel ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค (@chrisnoessel)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 06:11 +0000
I have an announcement to make! The announcement is that I am tired of this pandemic and do not want to do it anymore. Please respect my wishes by no longer having a pandemic happen. Thank you all for your cooperation
Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 16:07 +0000
THREAD: You may have heard Priti Patel several nights ago at the daily briefing say that if you are unable to speak in an emergency to dial 999 and then press 55 and youโll be directly connected to the Police. This isnโt STRICTLY true ๏ฟผAs a 999 operator by trade let me explainJames Gordon (@jrg1990)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 16:55 +0000
I- What does this even meanyeff (@yephph)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:03 +0000
So excited for this talk at #TechNott - @efinlay24 has some great knowledge and is a really good speaker!
Happy Bank Holiday! ๐ฃ๐ซ Remember it's #TechNotts NEXT Monday - not today! A whole week until @efinlay24 shares his #RemoteWork top tips ๐ All the details here ๐nott.tech/tn-aprilTech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 07:00 +0000
This pandemic is not going to end well for my waistline, either ๐
Consuming double my usual calorific intake and burning half.
Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 21:24 +0000
You owe them ยฃ350million a week
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'I owe them my life': Boris Johnson pays tribute to St Thomas's Hospital staff itv.com/news/2020-04-1โฆITV News (@itvnews)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:48 +0000
Sophie Petzal but coughing suspiciously (@Sonic_Screwup)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 09:35 +0000
An ICU nurse after working 65 hours over the past six days. This is the face we should be seeing on front pages, not the charlatans who have cut/underfunded these heroes for decades. You say #buyapaper but perhaps it's time to represent the people of the UK not the privileged fewMark Dobson (@kellysheroesmd)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:11 +0000
RT @SparkleClassThe Mental Minute. One tip in one minute. Today: leave the house if you need to. I don't normally ask for retweets on this but I'd like you to share this if you can. I hope you can see why. #MentalMinute #Corona #COVID19 #MentalHealthAndrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 08:38 +0000
If you weren't able to make our online event or you want to relive the fun, @paulienuh has posted the talk online for you ๐๐ Do check it out, it was brilliant and especially great for if you're interested in #blogging ๐๐งกPost details
๐๐พ๐ช๐ผ #Blogging has boomed in popularity over the past couple of years with thousands of different bloggers converting their thoughts into pixels. โจ Sharing the talk I did at @WiT_Notts this month (including some answers to live questions!) pawlean.com/2020/04/10/thoโฆPauline P. Narvas (at home ๐ฐ) (@paulienuh)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 07:39 +0000
Women In Tech, Nottingham ๐โจ (@WiT_Notts)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 09:17 +0000
Can't help but smile at this!
I hope this video makes your dayโค๏ธ๐ช๐ฟ
mufasa (@mufasatweetss)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 00:21 +0000
.@Twitter literally says, "Fuck you, we are selling your data to Google and Facebook."Naren @ 127.0.0.1 (@DudeWhoCode)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 02:23 +0000
Tickets are available for @dddeastmidlands in October! ๐ If you're concerned the event might not run due to COVID-19, check out this post for all the details blog.dddeastmidlands.com/2020/04/06/covโฆPost details
You can still grab tickets to #dddem. Whether the event happens in 2020 or in 2021, you'll still have a great day to look forward to: eventbrite.co.uk/e/ddd-east-midโฆDDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 06:30 +0000
Anna ๐ (@anna_hax)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:52 +0000
We've got a great talk on Thursday about all the cool things you can do with PHP 7.4 (and a sneak preview of PHP 8) - we hope to see you there virtually. More details on phpminds.orgphp[minds] (@PHPMinds)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 16:16 +0000
"We will be with our friends again; we will be with our families again; we will meet again." In a deeply moving and personal message, the Queen has called on the country to "remain united and resolute" to overcome the #coronavirus crisis. More on this: trib.al/EqDtjmySky News (@SkyNews)Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:13 +0000
All humans must keep indoors. All humans will self isolate. By order of the daleks. #COVID19Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 17:21 +0000
Firefox is working properly. The "unintended behavior" is that the Twitter devs only ever tested whether the cache is kept in Chrome after using a non-standard Chrome-specific way to have the cache wipe itself. Basically the "our page works best! in IE6!" of 2020Post details
Hugs to Twitter engineering who had to deal with their security incident. Frowns at Twitter comms for phrasing this to sound like it was somehow Firefox's fault.Mike Conley @mconley@mastodon.social (@mike_conley)Thu, 02 Apr 2020 19:36 +0000
fenny, the radio wave girl ๐๐๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ (@magicalfeyfenny)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 04:30 +0000