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It does not make any fucking sense that nearly every depiction of centaurs shows them having abs. How are they building that much core strength??? HOW???

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Somebody start a fun argument on here. Nothing with food, rent, or gender norms. We need something truly ground breaking

I Partenopei (@hashy_larry)Wed, 31 May 2023 16:06 +0000

Tana, the Creator (@TanaIsBananas)Wed, 31 May 2023 17:42 +0000

I just had a glass of $900 champagne and I swear I couldn't tell the difference between that and the $8 bottle Trader Joe's bubbly

Happy Pride month

D o m (@DomM_G_)Thu, 01 Jun 2023 05:29 +0000

Okay, so, Charlie came back by, and I managed to get outside into the carport while they were hiding under the car, without my cats going outside to attack them. I sat nearby and talked to them a bit, and they only hissed at me. So, I'm pretty sure they're feral and not interested in being adopted. I guess I'm going to stop leaving food out for them, and I should probably just call Animal Control and see if they want to do their thing.

CW: alcohol, but not anything terrible So I ended up being out until 5am for a change since significantly reducing my drinking to basically being sober, and sure, I had four ciders tonight, at maybe 4% or 4,5%, and I saw some people I used to get drunk with, and all I can think is "I'm not really gonna burn a day or be hungover, and I'm gunna remember tonight".

I spent the first 5-6 years of my steaming career hiding my body because of backlash against women. I was still sl0t-shamed constantly. It did NOTHING to help. 😮‍💨 Let people LIVE how they want. She’s not hurting anyone.

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Billie Eilish is the perfect example of how BOTH extremes in America often overstep to attack people’s personal decisions for idiotic reasons. This quote from Eilish sums things up perfectly: "I spent the first 5 years of my career getting absolutely OBLITERATED by you fools… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein)Tue, 30 May 2023 11:14 +0000

Not Pokket 🥸 (@NotPokket)Tue, 30 May 2023 21:44 +0000

Billie Eilish is the perfect example of how BOTH extremes in America often overstep to attack people’s personal decisions for idiotic reasons. This quote from Eilish sums things up perfectly: "I spent the first 5 years of my career getting absolutely OBLITERATED by you fools… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein)Tue, 30 May 2023 11:14 +0000

“Risk of Torment Nexus”, says CEO of Torment Nexus, Inc.

current status: `npm ruin build`

With the help of @matthiasott and @pluralistic@mamot.fr — I’ve made the move to writing daily (and going POSSE to boot). https://craftycto.com/blog/write-every-day/

JK Rowling is a liar but she is also a billionaire so will string out legal action until the person she is after is broke and then she makes then publicly eat humble pie by posting an apology she has crafted to their witter timeline. Rowling is Stasi. She would have us in cells.

Kate the real Lady Blah Blah 🍅 👹 (@KateronaBiscuit)Mon, 29 May 2023 21:14 +0000

You heard him.

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Tue, 30 May 2023 02:49 +0000

This is the gayest McDonald's commercial ever and I love it so much.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Tue, 30 May 2023 15:26 +0000

Open Sourced Code !== Open to Contribution None of that matters though, because true OSS allows you to fork and modify for your own use. You don’t need your contributions committed upstream to be allowed to use your modifications. The beauty lies in that you can do things the author doesn’t want to support. The author is not obligated to accept your changes or support them. You are free to share your fork.

A tool to show what AWS account and identity you're using. - GitHub - benkehoe/aws-whoami-golang: A tool to show what AWS account and identity you're using.

We identified a naive attack on our docs repo. It didn't do anything, except get us to rotate our secrets and revisit the posture of our actions. Many others were similarly attacked, and after we informed @GitHub security, the user account has been suspended. #secureinpublic

Tauri (@TauriApps)Mon, 29 May 2023 14:34 +0000

I need to do the things but I do not want to do the things. Please advise.

I have this pair of boots I can't bear to throw away. And every Memorial Day I think about what stains those boots, and my battle buddies & friends that never came home. So today we honor those who served and made the ultimate sacrifice.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Mon, 29 May 2023 19:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/rPrequelMemes/status/1663037318293336067

Toughest boss fight in the game

L. Butters Stotch (@GrandalfLeWhite)Mon, 29 May 2023 04:51 +0000

IDC what you think of Ted Lasso Season 3, this will always be a masterpiece of comedy and friendship to me. I watch this clip when I'm sad.

Milz - my hair is walnut mist. TL spoilers. (@Lassotrash)Sun, 28 May 2023 22:10 +0000

So the Rust community is becoming toxic? My interest it piqued. Looks like it might be ready for production lessgooo

Adam Rackis (@AdamRackis)Sat, 27 May 2023 15:52 +0000

“You’re doing great. She misses you too.” - Depressed Jedi doing mind tricks on himself

Frankie Boyle Updates (@frankieboyle)Mon, 29 May 2023 13:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/chsrbrts/status/1662157270002851841

Do you think "lines of code" is a useful measurement of developer work? Because I definitely don't.

Jack (@Jac5Connor)Sat, 27 May 2023 14:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/chsrbrts/status/1662157270002851841

Tell me you haven’t shipped anything in your life without telling me you haven’t shipped anything in your life.

Abhishek Agarwal (@abhi_agarwal4)Sun, 28 May 2023 02:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/chsrbrts/status/1662157270002851841

An irrelevant metric. As absurd as IBM’s attempt to pay COBOL devs by lines of code. Ideally you ship 50 lines that are intelligent vs a bunch of AI generated shit. Just saying, cuz this thinking is gonna fail companies in a big way. They’re already really bad at this.

🇺🇸 🇺🇦 ✊🏻 @adron@metalhead.club (@Adron)Sat, 27 May 2023 19:10 +0000

How could anyone possibly be bothered by my widely celebrated, perfectly executed Force-Kick?!

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Does this bother you in ROTJ?

StarWarsOnly (@StarWars0nly)Thu, 18 May 2023 16:38 +0000

Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill)Sat, 27 May 2023 18:42 +0000

“nonbinary” is my gender in the same way that people respond “good” when you ask them how they’re doing. it’s like yeah there’s more to it i just don’t feel like sharing all of that with you rn

ris (@rispisss)Sun, 28 May 2023 20:55 +0000

A simple, fast, and fun package for building command line apps in Go - GitHub - urfave/cli: A simple, fast, and fun package for building command line apps in Go

Go subcommand library. Contribute to google/subcommands development by creating an account on GitHub.

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Sun, 28 May 2023 15:44 +0000

My favourite feature in #Java: the generally small amount of drama in the community.

Gunnar Morling 🌍 (@gunnarmorling)Sun, 28 May 2023 15:29 +0000

I don’t know what the drama is with rust. I just know that everyone right now is saying there’s drama with rust. Which is bad for the language because outsiders like me rightfully or wrongfully just develop an opinion the language is toxic.

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Sun, 28 May 2023 16:10 +0000

TIL that movie "trailers" are named thus because they were originally shown *after* the movie, as advertisements for what to watch next. I never even thought about how wrong this word is for something shown often even before the movie is even released.

Community will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no community.

Space #LEGO in Spaaaaaace!! 🧑‍🚀🚀 https://www.space.com/lego-astronauts-fly-to-near-space-video

Attached: 1 image Laptop Sticker Paralysis https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2020/06/laptop-sticker-paralysis/ #art #emotions #laptop

@hryggrbyr@calckey.social at least it isn't just me!

It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif - GitHub - weiweihuanghuang/Times-New-Bastard: It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

Attached: 1 image Must be a coincidence.

Attached: 1 image Before you install the new #ChatGPT app on iOS, ask yourself: what's the worst thing the maker of the world's greatest bullshit machine could do with this kind of information, and why are they requesting it?

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Fri, 26 May 2023 09:20 +0000

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.

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We want to hear about your work related fuck-ups. Reply, quote tweet, do your worst.

b3ta (@b3ta)Thu, 03 May 2018 11:19 +0000

The author, Séamas O'Reilly (@shockproofbeats)Thu, 03 May 2018 11:42 +0000

Apple saying they “pay developers” billions each year is like a bank saying they “pay” people that use their ATM. It’s our money! From paying customers! All Apple did was carry the bag from one place to another, and, in the process, dip their greedy fingers in it. Apple does not *pay* us for anything. They give us our own money after extracting a tax.

Colleague: We have these 2 old standards, we're going to create a new one to unify them going forwards Me: 927 Colleague: Yeah yeah, I know #IYKYK

40 straight years of supposed innovators whining like absolute babies at the faintest hint of government oversight, promising just endless Utopias if we embrace just two choices: either zero oversight at all, or shitty regulations they get to write that coddle the biggest and wealthiest