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Company where most teams are globally distributed: Everyone must come into the office now! It will make you more productive. You will spend all your time doing either: 1) Looking for a free room for a video call. 2) Being alone in a room, video chatting with people in other offices. 3) Getting kicked out of your room because other people need to be alone in the room for video calls. Aka "magical hallway conversations"

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Attached: 1 image She, in the other room: “Uh oh!” Me, being mad online: “oh no what?!” I come running in and @IamMrsGeek indicates the current news. Me, knowing what she’s thinking: “uh oh!”

after inevitably burning out and leaving the tech industry I'll open a bakery and call it us-yeast-1

Attached: 1 video whenever someone gets excited about an image or text produced by machine learning, i immediately think of this embarrassing moment from a hayao miyazaki documentary seven years ago ... seven years ago, it became a metaphor for where we are now.

In case you’re not aware - I’m working with the Mastodon team on #DevRel and community 🚀 If you’re building a client on the #MastodonAPI I would love to get connected and help you stay up-to-date. Drop me a line andy@joinmastodon.org and let me know what you’re working on! 🙏🏻 (pls boost for reach / tell the devs of your fave apps)

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What was life saving care for me was life devastating for someone else. Should we just ignore those people?

Kelly (@kelly_cadigan)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 00:45 +0000

Victoria 🎀🔆 (@EuphoriTori)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 04:10 +0000

Ways to piss me off: Not respond to team questions I ask in the team space. I shouldn’t have to waste my time asking a open question to 6 members of the team individually.

So y’all got money for this but not to pay writers or assistants? Oh. Okay. twitter.com/dexerto/status…

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Netflix is opening up a restaurant in Los Angeles

Dexerto (@Dexerto)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 21:49 +0000

Caroline “WGA Captain on Strike” Renard (@carolinerenard_)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 23:49 +0000

so… serious question time. what are you actually supposed to do with money when you are no longer so materially driven and have "made it"? because i have no idea and have been struggling with this for a while now

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 08:36 +0000

They had a secret list of 700 known sex offenders in their ranks and this is their priority.

A!ex Steed (@alexsteed)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/jeffhollan/status/1668778392681074689

Hard to build new projects when companies laid off the engineers that build new projects and maintain larger fleets of infrastructure...

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 01:31 +0000

I'm finally digging into GA4 for the first time and... what the fuck is this mess

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 01:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/1668798851145162756

I didn't realize I would need another degree to understand Google Analytics

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 01:54 +0000

i did it. ya girl got promoted to senior software engineer 😭😭😭

tati (@tatianatothe)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 18:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/liekitisnot/status/1668725664885755905

Never enough to be a hateful bigoted weirdo it’s always an obsession Its like you’ve got a fetish

amber the science gal (@amberthescienc1)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 21:57 +0000

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources (@waDNR)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 14:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1668826091828518912

virginia's greatest export is downtime for remote startups

😹ｎ３ｋ０ｌａｉ😹 (@n3k0lai)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 04:41 +0000

Go down on ur partner like us-east-1 goes down on amazon.

ali (@endingwithali)Wed, 14 Jun 2023 03:42 +0000

🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 twitter.com/onetakenews/st…

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Harrison Ford on if we will see him turn into Red Hulk in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’: “What is a Red Hulk?” (via youtube.com/watch?v=6b68DY…)

One Take News (@OneTakeNews)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:22 +0000

Jordan Maison (@JordanMaison)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:26 +0000

Getting out of a depression feels a bit like unlocking new abilities in a game. When you're under, you know the ability's there but you just can't use it. Most recent gain is 'getting up without hitting snooze' That's been inaccessible for years. Meds & sunshine ftw!

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 15:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1668715678680113153

Here’s the best Instant Pot recipe ever

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Love my Instant Pot. Makes cooking a breeze. Just tossed in an apple and a cup of water and in 25 minutes I had a really hot apple.

Dan White (@atdanwhite)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:39 +0000

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/ben11kehoe/status/1668711131429625856

I've actively avoided workloads in us-east-1 for years. Does wonders for stress levels, though not guaranteed strategy

Ant Stanley (@IamStan)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 21:06 +0000

Without a job, this AWS outage isn't stressful for me at all. I'm not sure it can't work as a general outage strategy, but something to consider

Ben Kehoe (@ben11kehoe)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:05 +0000

Does anyone actually think #Reddit's execs are going to go back to their investors and say "our users made us change our policy"? I'm pretty sure their investors would rather just keep doubling down …

Attached: 1 image Sad Bonus panel here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-2 #smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #ai

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1668305667902386196

This is more of an explanation for his return than we got in the movie.

CinemaSpection (@cinemaspection)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 18:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1668305667902386196

OH NOOOOOO HAHAHAHHA SOMEHOW PALPATINE HAS RETURNED

anna park (@annaapark)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 01:31 +0000

I don’t wear 🌈 items to tell you who’s in my bed. I wear 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ so the family across the street knows they are safe. So the couple in the restaurant know they aren’t alone. So the boy who sees me notice him looking at dresses knows I won’t judge. I wear pride bc you make them hide

Brittany (@prideforMO)Sat, 03 Jun 2023 13:10 +0000

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I took over the house I grew up in from my parents because they could no longer care for the property. This morning, while replacing irrigation in the front yard, I found my old Emperor Palpatine Star Wars action figure. He's been buried here in the dirt for 35 years.

Brandon Hannibal Donkey (@bhdonkey1)Sun, 11 Jun 2023 19:38 +0000

Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 17:14 +0000

“Girl, 9, accused of being trans at Kelowna track meet” This is where anti-trans hate leads. It is an attack on all forms of gender non-conformity, ending in the re-imposition of regressive gender norms and threatening progress on women’s rights. castanet.net/news/Kelowna/4…

Fae Johnstone, MSW (@FaeJohnstone)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 03:41 +0000

Ah, Victory!

Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 14:38 +0000

Java 21 will be mainly void. openjdk.org/jeps/445

Marcus Hellberg (@marcushellberg)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 15:47 +0000

Platform engineering isn’t a thing. Just like how DevOps and SRE aren’t actually things. They’re just vague concepts that have been redefined into oblivion until they turned out to mean nothing. You do you and make sure you’re doing something meaningful. That’s all that matters.

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 04:30 +0000

Ballmer promoting Windows 1.0 is amazing. You could swap this in as Tim & Eric sketch as-is. 10/10, no notes

Adam Singer (@AdamSinger)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 14:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/helenhousandi/status/1668481952767172608

*eat

Nicole Sullivan (@stubbornella)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 06:08 +0000

I wanna be* a billionaire so freaking bad *rob

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Tue, 13 Jun 2023 04:54 +0000

The new guy 🙋‍♂️

Rita Iglesias (@rita_codes)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 12:01 +0000

this is the good stuff right here. cat with a little fish in its mouth. this is the kind of thing they got in the cartoons

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Всем хорошего дня!

Животные лучше людей (@zhivotnieluchse)Fri, 09 Jun 2023 09:17 +0000

sebastian castillo (@bartlebytaco)Fri, 09 Jun 2023 17:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/evacide/status/1668354709659480067

To be fair, her plan is probably to hold on for a year and cash out, or to be fired in a way that either allows her to cash out early or serves as the basis of a spectacular lawsuit.

Eva (@evacide)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 20:38 +0000

You like dominant women not because you're submissive but because you're autistic and they're direct with what they want

Lia V 🦋 (@angelrightsnow)Sun, 09 Apr 2023 16:06 +0000

🎯 90% of my followers

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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

avi 🐀🔆 (@ratbitebaby)Sat, 10 Jun 2023 19:58 +0000

Lia V 🦋 (@angelrightsnow)Sun, 11 Jun 2023 22:35 +0000

Let's say, hypothetically, you don't want to do your job anymore. It makes you miserable. However, you've been asking yourself, "What do you want to do?" for almost a year & you still don't have any good answers. What do you hypothetically do?

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 12 Jun 2023 20:46 +0000

Additional context…when you realize, often too late, that your business model isn’t profitable [wink wink…IPO] WITHOUT having to change the rules in order to take “a cut” from those [free labor] who you rely on for your very existence🤦🏾‍♀️ https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/reddit-blackout-dark-protest-api-charge-third-party-apps-1235640741/