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apparently i passed a phishing awareness test last week by correctly ignoring a fake linkedin email nobody tell my boss that i ignored it entirely on the assumption that it was a real linkedin email

Cian Synnott's writing.

Describing someone in a peer review as "a safe pair of hands", which made me realise people here might not have seen this great article from @emauton@mastodon.ie https://emauton.org/2022/12/24/a-safe-pair-of-hands/

A reminder that Trump will not see your fat jokes or other comments about his weight but your fat friends will.

man, crossposting the same joke to four platforms is rough. by the fourth repost, you really feel like you're desperately repeating the punchline for one last round of half-laughs.

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The promise of unlimited PTO is that you can tell your manager you aren’t coming to work next month. The reality of unlimited PTO is that you might as well spend that month interviewing for a new job.

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Hi there, if you don’t want me to hit you, please carry this sign that says “please don’t hit me” with you always. Otherwise, I can’t possibly be held responsible if I hit you. Because it’s in my nature to hit you. I can’t live without hitting people. It’s just who I am and what I do. Thank you for your understanding in this delicate matter. Sincerely, OpenAI #ai #optOut #openAI #chatGPT #bullshit

We're in the wrong timeline 🤢 https://www.oscarmayer.com/hotdogstraw

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I made a human.

that moment when you’re resting your head on the bus window and it’s raining, and a dramatic song comes on, but you don’t like dramatic songs, so you skip it, and look wistfully out of the window listening to megan thee stallion instead

Gentle reminder: no one will ever meet your standards for moral purity. Not even you.

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You don't need a full-featured testing framework, or something that outputs in JUnit format, to get the value of a red-green-refactor loop. All you need is a feedback mechanism, which can be as simple as "does the exit code for this process indicate an error or success?". Kent Beck's test-commit-revert demo using python does exactly this - no importing a framework or test runner, but leaning on python's built-in `assert` keyword. https://youtu.be/Aof0F9DvTFg?t=220&si=D7afjzT2GvTEhTQn

What's your personal minimal acceptable lead time for a conference talk? If you submit a talk proposal, and it's accepted, then you'd expect to be notified of that acceptance some time prior to your talk, so you can prepare and rehearse well and sort work and travel around the conference. What's that minimum time for you? (Boosts would be nice, thanks!) [ ] 2 weeks [ ] 4 weeks [ ] 6 weeks [ ] 8 weeks or longer

This thing with #Fosstodon has to be the whitest thing I've seen on here in months, lol. Like DeepL and LibreTranslate (if you don't want to use Google) are right there. There's laziness and then there's this. That and considering mutual aid posts to be spammy? Say less. Definitely going to look into purging his links from the IndieWeb wiki or at least add a warning of Angolcentricism.

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Attached: 1 image our induction stove is here. I got the guy who installed it to touch a burner right after it heated a pan, and he was like WOAH. magnets, man. 🤯

Interviewer: So now do you have any questions for us? Candidate: Yes, thank you. I was looking at your LinkedIn profile and didn't see any evidence of side teams that you manage, are you actually that passionate about being my manager? I'm going to give you a scenario where a team got into conflict, could you please show me on the whiteboard how to reverse it in linear time?

The developer, open source leader, and alpinist died in a climbing accident, leaving the world poorer for her absence.

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Attached: 1 video i guess the anaesthesia hasn’t fully worn off yet 😂

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I was one of the first ten full-time employees at Stoplight and launched some of the open source work that was called out in the acquisition. it's been cool to see it grow from the start, contribute to a whole OpenAPI ecosystem, and continue to live on in the future. https://blog.stoplight.io/stoplight-joins-smartbear-a-cto-perspective

bro okay fosstodon is wyling

Alex shares his insights from building half a dozen popular Go CLIs. Which can you apply to your projects?

Attached: 1 image When you’re used to just watching TikToks.

only around 100 days until the American release of the nintendo 64 is closer in history to the Apollo 11 moon landing than it is to the present day

We have a wonderful Slack channel called #why which is filled with questions like "why do we do <thing>" or "does anyone remember why we do <thing>" 1. It's kinda helpful when you scale up staff a lot in approximately one year 2. Even the CEO asks why questions! 3. At year 6 or so of a startup there are lots of decisions to be reconsidered