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It's done. My brew is ready. I am drinking beer that I made myself and it is good!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 18:47 GMT

TIL: Lindom is a fetish in which the sub contributes code to the linux kernel in order to be humiliated by Linus Torvalds on the linux-kernel mailing list.

Czarknado 🦈🌪️ (@pczarkowski)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 23:35 GMT

Heard you needed a situationally-appropriate greenscreen image for video calls. Here's one, #infosec fam:

Jurisprudent Computerist ⚖💾👨‍⚖⛤☠ (@Esquiring)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 04:49 GMT

If your job spec looks like this: * HTML, CSS * JavaScript, Python * NodeJS, GraphQL * React * AWS * Docker * Jenkins, Drone * Bash scripting * Puppet * Terraform * Kubernetes * MySQL, DynamoDB, MongoDB, Aurora You're looking for an entire IT department, not for a developer!

ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟɪɴ ᴘɪᴛ 💡🚀 (@catalinmpit)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 11:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235963750546649088

✨ @anna_hax One of the funniest women I know, always smiling, worries about everyone, changed career direction completely and is smashing it (and the patriarchy). Organises #WiTNotts & #TechNott and empowers women. She’s amazing.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964116814217222

✨ @LittleHelli #WiTNotts organiser, accessibility advocate, and conference speaker extraordinaire - you need a speaker? Book Helen. She can speak really good. Agrees that my cat Audrey is an asshole.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964407844417537

✨ @rizbizkits Can turn words into magic - she writes the most beautiful poetry & was the first person to ever write me a poem (which is one of my most treasured possessions). Quick witted and funny, one of the most charismatic people you’ll ever meet.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964003064721408

✨ @CarolSaysThings Always busy - I don’t know how she does all the things! Plant mum, organiser of many meetups, developer, Capoeira, gif queen. Mentors and coaches women new to tech. Genuinely passionate about empowering women.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964904156409856

✨ @short_louise Organises tech events locally and nationally. Produces a podcast, loves a good board game and has the largest collection of anyone I know. Inspiring leader in her field.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964217305464833

✨ @JessPWhite Conference speaker AND organiser, always has colourful hair. Addicted to pins, and really wants a cat. Fellow spoonie, she introduced me to the spoon theory and I love her for it.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:23 GMT

When u sign an NDA:

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👩‍💻 Woman Technologist + 🤐 Zipper-Mouth Face

Emoji + Face Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupFace)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 01:49 GMT

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 01:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1236199908224294915

The QI Elves would like to be clear that we aren't proposing this as an alternative to thorough hand-washing.

Quite Interesting Facts (@qikipedia)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 09:14 GMT

Who in the NHS approved this?! 😂😂😂😂

Ismael (@ISHXSQ)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 12:13 GMT

Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus. People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken

joe heenan (@joeheenan)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:33 GMT

One of my coworkers referred to tabletopping a pretend outage as "Dungeons and Downtime" last week, and I'm still laughing about it.

Shawna Scott (@shawnacscott)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 19:28 GMT

Last night I was explaining to a new gym instructor about how I've got metal rods along my spine, and she replied, "oh, so you're like a kebab" and I don't think I'll stop thinking about that for a while.

Hannah Rich (@hannahmerich)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 12:15 GMT

do y’all like your PB&J with or without the door hinge

Chase (@chaselyons)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:33 GMT

To the person who religiously dislikes every single one of my YouTube videos as soon as they come out or a few hours later, I see you. Thank you for always giving me at least 1 view on my work. It means a lot. 🙏🏻🤣

Pauline P. Narvas · pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 21:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/xoGlitterTV/status/1235751681410899968

Wait, I could have picked 3?!

Fletcher (@FletcherGoss)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/xoGlitterTV/status/1235751681410899968

Forgot "time to watch what everyone is talking about"

Matthew Schell (@MatthewSchell2)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 04:11 GMT

You're an adult now, pick 3: ‣ full time job ‣ a consistent workout schedule ‣ a sex life ‣ the will to live ‣ a fridge with actual food in it ‣ one large coffee

Glitter 🌌 (@xoGlitterTV)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:18 GMT

This week in the #indieweb indieweb.org/this-week/2020…

IndieWebCamp (@indiewebcamp)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 23:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1235997888800378880

Every day, I archive my threads by posting them to my blog, Pluralistic.net, which has no ads, trackers, or data-collection. Here's today's edition: pluralistic.net/2020/03/06/rob… 19/

Bernie Beats Trump (@doctorow)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 18:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1235897719807528960

For the record, we're not worried (at least not WORRIED-worried, y'know) -- no panic here, just cautious vigilance from inside the bunker where my family keeps our hyperbaric chamber, my doomsday control station, my ammo stash, my drone fleet, my kennel of subterranean wolves.

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 12:37 GMT

Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

June Diane Raphael (@MsJuneDiane)Wed, 04 Mar 2020 17:25 GMT

This meal prepping shit easy

Kev (@kin6kev)Wed, 04 Mar 2020 21:20 GMT

The Jake Peralta workout: 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🏃

Netflix India (@NetflixIndia)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 12:14 GMT

ALERT‼️‼️‼️ The corona virus can be spread through money. If you have any money at home, put on some gloves, put all the money in to a plastic bag and put it outside the front door tonight. I'm collecting all the plastic bags tonight for safety. Think of your health.

Pre K ❄️ (@stayfrea_)Wed, 04 Mar 2020 17:31 GMT

Current status of software development: Have you tried ... talking to each other?

Marit van Dijk (@MaritvanDijk77)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 10:29 GMT

I think today is a "headphones at max volume" kind of day...

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:14 GMT

I’ve begun using ‘aws sync’ to put truly vast quantities of data into other people’s misconfigured @awscloud S3 buckets, on the theory that while you might ignore a politely worded email from a security researcher, you won’t ignore a $4 million bill surprise.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 16:50 GMT

I'm not a fan of being the center of attention, but today with the help of @WiT_Notts and the fantastic community that come along, I stepped up and did a quick 5 minute lightning talk on being a soundie. Not sure anything I actually said made any sense but I'm glad I did it. <3

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Next up have @NatalieC_Palmer stepping out of the sound booth and talking us through what being a sound engineer is like. Thanks for keeping us sounding sharp at all times, Nat! 🧡

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:59 GMT

Natalie Palmer (@NatalieC_Palmer)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:53 GMT

Was really scared about doing a #lightening talk at @WiT_Notts tonight but ended up enjoying it so much I ran over time a bit! Looking forward to the next ones and I would definitely recommend doing it! #witnotts

Saziso (@sazisophiri)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:37 GMT

Talking is great! And enjoyable!

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Was really scared about doing a #lightening talk at @WiT_Notts tonight but ended up enjoying it so much I ran over time a bit! Looking forward to the next ones and I would definitely recommend doing it! #witnotts

Saziso (@sazisophiri)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:37 GMT

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1235637201821675522

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:04 GMT

3 more sleeps till the next #TechNott! We're excited to see you all for the first event of our Spring season 🌸 We'll have amazing talks by @adactio, @rem and @NickyWrightson; food and drinks courtesy of our kind sponsors 🥤 🍕 Have an excellent weekend, and see you Monday!

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:00 GMT

RT @foxing_around Worrying about the exact distance to be from your friends

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 22:55 GMT