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Last night I was explaining to a new gym instructor about how I've got metal rods along my spine, and she replied, "oh, so you're like a kebab" and I don't think I'll stop thinking about that for a while.

Hannah Rich (@hannahmerich)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 12:15 GMT

do y’all like your PB&J with or without the door hinge

Chase (@chaselyons)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:33 GMT

To the person who religiously dislikes every single one of my YouTube videos as soon as they come out or a few hours later, I see you. Thank you for always giving me at least 1 view on my work. It means a lot. 🙏🏻🤣

Pauline P. Narvas · pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 21:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/xoGlitterTV/status/1235751681410899968

Wait, I could have picked 3?!

Fletcher (@FletcherGoss)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/xoGlitterTV/status/1235751681410899968

Forgot "time to watch what everyone is talking about"

Matthew Schell (@MatthewSchell2)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 04:11 GMT

You're an adult now, pick 3: ‣ full time job ‣ a consistent workout schedule ‣ a sex life ‣ the will to live ‣ a fridge with actual food in it ‣ one large coffee

Glitter 🌌 (@xoGlitterTV)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:18 GMT

This week in the #indieweb indieweb.org/this-week/2020…

IndieWebCamp (@indiewebcamp)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 23:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1235997888800378880

Every day, I archive my threads by posting them to my blog, Pluralistic.net, which has no ads, trackers, or data-collection. Here's today's edition: pluralistic.net/2020/03/06/rob… 19/

Bernie Beats Trump (@doctorow)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 18:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1235897719807528960

For the record, we're not worried (at least not WORRIED-worried, y'know) -- no panic here, just cautious vigilance from inside the bunker where my family keeps our hyperbaric chamber, my doomsday control station, my ammo stash, my drone fleet, my kennel of subterranean wolves.

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 12:37 GMT

Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

June Diane Raphael (@MsJuneDiane)Wed, 04 Mar 2020 17:25 GMT

This meal prepping shit easy

Kev (@kin6kev)Wed, 04 Mar 2020 21:20 GMT

The Jake Peralta workout: 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🏃

Netflix India (@NetflixIndia)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 12:14 GMT

ALERT‼️‼️‼️ The corona virus can be spread through money. If you have any money at home, put on some gloves, put all the money in to a plastic bag and put it outside the front door tonight. I'm collecting all the plastic bags tonight for safety. Think of your health.

Pre K ❄️ (@stayfrea_)Wed, 04 Mar 2020 17:31 GMT

Current status of software development: Have you tried ... talking to each other?

Marit van Dijk (@MaritvanDijk77)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 10:29 GMT

I think today is a "headphones at max volume" kind of day...

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:14 GMT

I’ve begun using ‘aws sync’ to put truly vast quantities of data into other people’s misconfigured @awscloud S3 buckets, on the theory that while you might ignore a politely worded email from a security researcher, you won’t ignore a $4 million bill surprise.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 16:50 GMT

I'm not a fan of being the center of attention, but today with the help of @WiT_Notts and the fantastic community that come along, I stepped up and did a quick 5 minute lightning talk on being a soundie. Not sure anything I actually said made any sense but I'm glad I did it. <3

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Next up have @NatalieC_Palmer stepping out of the sound booth and talking us through what being a sound engineer is like. Thanks for keeping us sounding sharp at all times, Nat! 🧡

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:59 GMT

Natalie Palmer (@NatalieC_Palmer)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:53 GMT

Was really scared about doing a #lightening talk at @WiT_Notts tonight but ended up enjoying it so much I ran over time a bit! Looking forward to the next ones and I would definitely recommend doing it! #witnotts

Saziso (@sazisophiri)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:37 GMT

Talking is great! And enjoyable!

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Was really scared about doing a #lightening talk at @WiT_Notts tonight but ended up enjoying it so much I ran over time a bit! Looking forward to the next ones and I would definitely recommend doing it! #witnotts

Saziso (@sazisophiri)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:37 GMT

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1235637201821675522

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:04 GMT

3 more sleeps till the next #TechNott! We're excited to see you all for the first event of our Spring season 🌸 We'll have amazing talks by @adactio, @rem and @NickyWrightson; food and drinks courtesy of our kind sponsors 🥤 🍕 Have an excellent weekend, and see you Monday!

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:00 GMT

RT @foxing_around Worrying about the exact distance to be from your friends

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 22:55 GMT

Allways seem to realise #WitNotts is on once home. Harks back to the days when I had the @phpem dilema I think please someone next month if I haven’t publically announced I am going shout at me I have space in my diary now and hate to miss out on a good tech meetup

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:35 GMT

Women: Have you ever had a man deliver a message or a point you thought was important because you knew the room was more likely to listen?

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:52 GMT

Refactoring old content 12 months after I wrote it originally is really good for the ol’ self-esteem because it becomes very clear how much I’ve improved as a writer as I do it. Seriously folks, get writing as often as possible and you will get really good at it!

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:01 GMT

Exponential improvement to my iPad courtesy of #WiTNotts

Toby (@monotron_)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:08 GMT

I got banned from the /r/flatearth subreddit for posting the forbidden gif.

Icarus (@Icarussweden)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 11:28 GMT

working on @monzo social media is like "today you need to read up on the guidance on how we're dealing with the flybe collapse and also there's dogs on our instagram story today"

Simon B (@SBkcrn)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 16:05 GMT

I'm afraid we're limited by the technology of our time 🤷‍♀️

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Don’t know if my camera shutter speed can match @MrAndrew’s gesticulating arms. #WiTNotts

Daniel J Beardsall (@Beardy)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:45 GMT

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235672033129885707

It wasn't exactly 5 minutes. Someone didn't pay attention to the timer.

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1235670612154048512

He did 5 in 5? Of course he did.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:02 GMT

@katemonkey uses Sims 4 houses as metaphors for web hosting and it's effing awesome @WiT_Notts #WiTNotts

Jodie (@JodieTip)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:20 GMT

At #WiTNotts ✊ Catch you in a bit with moooore tweets after I have rambled on staged for a bit, in a bit 😅

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:32 GMT

Yes, but the clicker, mic and slides are all working, so this doesn't feel like a @technottingham event. 😄 #WiTNotts

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I see the foot pedal clicker has been met with considerable enthusiasm 👀 #WiTNotts

Toby (@monotron_)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:25 GMT

Daniel J Beardsall (@Beardy)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:32 GMT

These Lightning talks have been fastastic so far! #WiTNotts @WiT_Notts

Natalie Palmer (@NatalieC_Palmer)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/LittleHelli/status/1235646109613203462

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:29 GMT

I’m so excited for #WiTNotts ⚡️ lightning talks⚡️this evening! My wrinkly jumper and I will see you there ✨

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 09:54 GMT

On this month's #TechNott We'll have @NickyWrightson with her talk: "An Engineer's Guide to a Good Night's Sleep" 🛌🌙 Nicky is a principal engineer working at Skyscanner and formerly of the Financial Times. More information: nott.tech/march

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1235480724414791680

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:27 GMT

I'm really looking forward to this! Lightning talks are always so much fun and I've seen some fantastic talks that have made me laugh, cry, get mad and get inspired. Strap in for the emotional rollercoaster that is ⚡ LIGHTNING TALKS ⚡ #WiTNotts

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📢 It's #WiTNotts Day!!! 🎉✨ Join us at 6.30pm @Antenna_UK for Lightning Talks - 5 minute talks on any subject!! Come along to speak, listen or both!! No tickets needed, it's completely free! See you there 👋🧡 nott.tech/wit-march

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:00 GMT

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:22 GMT