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Attached: 1 image made the mistake of looking at the youtube trending tab and, um, that's not the word I'd have used...

Attached: 1 image Fiona understands how precious she is.

In case anyone is wondering why I names my boobs after #TMNT henchmen… https://youtu.be/w34uFzpYU6I?si=CbM_bm6d1G0-Pi9V

They should let you download 12 hours of randomly selected TikToks for a flight. Do not spend the Friday before Christmas replying to this post about how you don’t like TikTok. Just enjoy your night!

I’ve reverted to a former version of myself

How did I only just find out that antidepressants can reduce dopamine? I might try and titrate off my Sertraline, as perhaps my lifelong depression was more about the lack of dopamine that ADHD gives me? (Yes I will be sensible, yes I will consult with a doctor)

It's been a year since I last did one of these, and to think I once thought I could do it monthly maybe! Once a year will do for now. (It's actually Saturday as I'm writing this because I was lazy …

Isolated loop variables, range over integers, math/rand v2 and enhanced routing.

Current situation with being ill: 1. Do nothing 2. Not-completely-shit-feeling because I'm doing nothing 3. Feel guilty I'm not doing more 4. Do something 5. Feel like utter crap because I did something 6. GOTO 1

Things you don’t want when you’re feeling nauseous: the dog farting on you 🤢

Content warning: substack discourse, nazis

Remember friends, it's not Global Orgasm Day today for your denied friends until tomorrow. 😈 #nsfw

The irony is not lost on me that I’ve posted far less since my autism assessor diagnosed me and recommended the treatment of “be more social”

Golang plugin system over RPC. Contribute to hashicorp/go-plugin development by creating an account on GitHub.

Feeling smug about folks saying to avoid a site I already avoid. I should bookmark this so I can boost myself as needed. Need to be careful though. Don't want to throw my shoulder out patting myself on the back too hard.

Here are other ways to frame what Substack's CEO is saying: "But if we don't pay the Nazis who will?" "But if we don't pay the Nazis, everyone else loses!" "But if we don't pay the Nazis, the Nazis have already won!" "But if we don't pay the Nazis, we wont make shit tons of money and they're a fucking goldmine that we want to make bank off and fuck everyone who dies we never liked them anyway BECAUSE WE ARE ALSO FUCKING NAZIS!!!"

Asking young boys if they have a girlfriend is forcing your sexuality on them

Also because it's topical, I can proudly announce that https://blog.carlana.net has ZERO pro-Nazi content hosted on it. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dang, but I love being able to set a filter on the server side so I no longer see the flood of posts about the main character of the day. Thanks, #Mastodon!

Attached: 1 image Please don't make this a new trend. 😕 (issue closed by bot because the user filing the issue has not starred the repository...)

It’s time for the annual desk reorganising-and-recabling-athon 🎄

Interactive code examples for documentation, education and fun. - GitHub - nalgeon/codapi-js: Interactive code examples for documentation, education and fun.

so I have a new rule of platform engineering if I can't have (with experience) that platform I want set up as a working prototype within the afternoon it's too complicated and yes I'm serious. make. shit. simpler. and give me a single binary I can throw anywhere and just start and do stuff. if you are a cluster, make single instances work out of the box.

Like Jupyter notebooks, but for any language.

Watching the episode of Voyager where Janeway has to use her own personal holographic smut fiction barkeep to rescue her own crewman from the holodeck. God I love Star Trek.

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

Just saw an article where someone said they had a daily goal of posting to LinkedIn. So that made me feel better about my life

LSP signature hint as you type. Contribute to ray-x/lsp_signature.nvim development by creating an account on GitHub.

i havent seen this movie since the theaters and apparently it sucked so fucken bad that my mind made me forget everything about it and watching it is like reliving hell for the first time

It's wild to think some Christians are still waiting for the second coming. That religion has one hell of a refractory period. I mean if their God was a woman she would have come like a million times by now.

We hire virtually everywhere, in every time zone, from Brazil through Ghana to New Zealand. Also Chicago. All-hands is hard to do on the regular with a globally distributed team, so we just do constant field trips with subsets of the team --- NOLA, Paris, Singapore, Boulder, Capetown, Tokyo --- so we can get everybody face-to-face with parts of the team.

We are going out and being social. As a token of my love for her, I am wearing pants.

you can kick me out of this subway but you can't unfuck the onions

Attached: 1 image POV you were definitely not about to cause any kind of trouble. What? Nothing to see here

I’m going to start my own mastodon instance then defederate from all of you.

My new pickup line is "so, tell me all about something that interests you." It solves two purposes. Lets me listen to someone speak brightly about what they like, and weeds out the non-autistics. 🤣