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Sometimes when I can’t figure out how to deploy an @awscloud service, I restrict an IAM user to just that service and check the keys in publicly just to see how the attacker configures it.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 17:40 GMT

At some point I switched out Facebook for Twitter because I much prefer the terrible politics of strangers to the terrible politics of people I know

Jacquelyn Ardam (@jaxwendy)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 02:38 GMT

Oh my god

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 14:56 GMT

This is a bit unsettling to me. It's like someone stuck a Corgi head on a toddler's body. Something is off about it. 🤔

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Going for a jog

Oh My Corgi! (@OhMyCorgi)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 15:00 GMT

Sonia Gupta (@soniagupta504)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 15:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/lgflanagan/status/1232890335837114368

He should have gotten you the white and gold one, though.

Matt Goldey (@mattgoldey)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 11:06 GMT

Being an adult seems to involve a lot of apologizing, before pledging you'll be less busy at a set future point that never comes.

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 09:11 GMT

Hoping today goes a bit better

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 09:52 GMT

“Isn’t that something, a young lady running her own company.” —some older dude sitting next to me 🤔 Yes, I turn 9 next week, and my lemonade stand is doing great. 🍋 Let’s stop being surprised—and patronizing—when women demonstrate competence.

April Wensel (@aprilwensel)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 05:00 GMT

OH during a job interview this week: "Yes, we have a monorepo. Actually, we have a few of them." #devops

FRANCESC (@francesc)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/chochosmx/status/1232568843815587840

a microlith

Ernesto Cambustón (@erneestoc)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 07:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/francesc/status/1232558766928777216

But like, a distributed monorepo

Enrique 🐘 (@chochosmx)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 07:31 GMT

📢One week today!!! Join us 5th March @Antenna_UK 6.30pm for ⚡️⚡️ LIGHTNING TALKS ⚡️⚡️ The audience take over with 5 minute talks on any subject of their choosing 🎉✨ No need to sign up, just come along! 👉 nott.tech/wit-march

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 07:36 GMT

#Proud to be representing @IAmCapitalOne and OutFront, our LBGTQ+ Business Resource Group, at the Nottinghamshire Rainbow Heritage Awards tonight, alongwith lots of other amazing organisations across #Nottingham. #lifeatcapitalone #inclusion #LGBTHM2020

Dave Richards (@daverichards01)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 20:07 GMT

Open source issues in a nutshell.

31.5 business travel per-diems (@freiksenet)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 10:12 GMT

selfie

Roniña Rodriguez (@py_bun)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 00:05 GMT

InsecureSkipVerify: true

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Stephen Canning (@EssexCanning)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 15:19 GMT

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 18:39 GMT

opening someone else’s project

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 18:42 GMT

Finding out the combination of which episodes of which shows from what seasons are available via which subscriptions to whatever services is beyond exhausting. Piracy rising dramatically right now shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who’s actually tried to buy content legitimately.

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 22:26 GMT

What if everyone had the same neckline as Troi?

Sean Erik (@SeanErikAuthor)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 19:17 GMT

here’s what i’m going to be thinking about all day now

cat (@9livesrock)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 13:00 GMT

Any other women just totally disgusted by the state of gender neutral toilets? Women have definitely got the raw end of that deal now all of our clean toilets smell like urinals. They are so different. Every gender neutral toilet I’ve used has been absolutely HANGIN

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 09:57 GMT

Anyone who speaks at @dddeastmidlands gets one of these super exclusive shiny stickers, an opportunity to go to a speakers workshop, to experience speaking at an awesome conference AND MORE! What are you waiting for? Submit your talk ideas now: sessionize.com/dddeastmidland…

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Turn your design shiny with our custom holographic stickers! 🤩 Stand out amongst the crowd and head to stkrs.co.uk today! #stkrs #brandeverything #business #tech #digital #print #designers #stickers #stickerbomb #illustrators #artists #startups #merch

STKRS (@stkrs)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 12:15 GMT

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 07:46 GMT

Who ever has done this to me - You are evil. Pure evil. And wrong.

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 09:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1232430087229800448

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 08:04 GMT

RT @_jasmiinec me after changing my bedsheets

Carol 🥞 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 22:31 GMT

I forgot it was #PancakeDay and I don't have any ingredients. Or a frying pan. And I don't know how to make pancakes. But it's okay, I've rolled up this tortilla. I don't have sugar either but I found some salt and lemon juice. I reckon it looks pretty tasty.

Pete very possibly (@ClarkCX)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 18:34 GMT

Another packed @digitallincoln event at the Mosaic digital hub this evening. If you want to come along, check out the @digitallincoln meet up page meetup.com/digitallincoln/

Zoe at Epix Media (@ZoeEpix)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 19:23 GMT

the "HA" in HAproxy doesn't stand for anything, you're actually just meant to giggle out loud every time you talk about it

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 19:18 GMT

aw yiss front page of reddit under *squints* r/WhitePeopleTwitter I mean sure ok you got me

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https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1231993256235290628

Just saw this tweet on the front page of reddit! reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleT…

Ben Emdon (@BenEmdon)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 15:16 GMT

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 16:52 GMT

That’s a wrap 🖖🏾 congrats to my family ⁦@startrekcbs⁩ #Disco

Jonathan Frakes (@jonathansfrakes)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 13:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jobvo/status/1232225009516589056

I started using Revolut a while ago and was instantly a fan. The experience was great and superior to anything else. But then I came across this post. I still have the account. But kinda inactive. wired.co.uk/article/revolu…

Sooraj 🌍 (@iamsooraj)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 08:57 GMT

Happy Pancake Day everyone! 🥞🥞🤤🤤 #stkrs #stickers #brandeverything #merch #pancakes #pancakeday

STKRS (@stkrs)Tue, 25 Feb 2020 08:30 GMT

HTTP 262 JAVASCRIPT UNNECESSARILY REQUIRED; the content is available but you'd better have a good CPU and 15 seconds of free time before the first pixel gets painted

💖 Taudry Hepburn 💖 (@tabatkins)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:12 GMT

Tomorrow is #DevOpsNotts day! It’s also a little thing called pancake day! We have a great speaker line up with @DevonCockram and @pete_codes. The 3 Ps; Pancakes, People, Products.

DevOps Notts (@DevopsNotts)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:49 GMT

This is getting out of hand.

Daniel Beauchamp (@pushmatrix)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 14:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1232059780509949952

* "Supply it an S3 object, it lints it in a variety of languages and returns status." * A URL shortener that works. * An authorizer function suitable for casual "the password is X" that doesn't need a full-blown auth story. * A URL validator. Send it a URL, it checks the link.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 21:48 GMT

Myself, hubby (@3lTimbo) and a select few others got private access to Disney World’s #StarWars #GalaxysEdge (and all the rides) last week and it was pretty cool!

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:05 GMT

PROGRAMMERS: *in pairing* gtep uh I mean geep ugh grep haha it’s so hard with you watching me ALSO PROGRAMMERS: traverse a binary tree while I stare at you

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 19:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/hargi_/status/1231711679471333376

Fucking look at it 😍🤤

Hargi (@hargi_)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:48 GMT

Fuck sake. First night drinking in nearly 8 weeks and i’m in my kitchen with a whisky, cutting up creme eggs, taking out the creme and trying to make a massive Easter egg from it 🤣 Tbf, it’s always been a dream of mine 🤤

Hargi (@hargi_)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:51 GMT