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https://twitter.com/ScribblingOn/status/1229064497073205249

And yet devs are like

Kate (@SBinLondon)Sun, 16 Feb 2020 15:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1229029995521155073

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 16 Feb 2020 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/ericnakagawa/status/1228810228252082177

I'm a leo. I want my lion share lol

design systems jina (@jina)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:36 GMT

*Watching Infinity War* My Kid: Wait, Spider-Man dies? Me: Yes, Thanos won My Kid: Turn on Endgame Me: No My Kid: Dad, Disney + is suggesting it Me: No My Kid: Please? I need to know if Spidey comes back Me: “YOU WILL WAIT A YEAR AND SUFFER LIKE ALL OF US DID”

Jimmy Folino (@MrNiceGuy18_58)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 20:10 GMT

Wait. You mean he hasn’t got it ‘done’? twitter.com/skynews/status…

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Boris Johnson: EU trade demands are 'ridiculous' and 'unreasonable' news.sky.com/story/boris-jo…

Sky News (@SkyNews)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:28 GMT

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/alarisilver/status/1228992339181539328

People loved and still cherish their stickers!! It was an almost too successful campaign to get teams registered in time 😅 https://t.co/iVLpkp4WuS

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Delivered the team stickers at #hack24 which @jamieflinton and I knocked out on Thursday. Thankfully they seamed to go down well. #technotts #stkrs #startupstickers

STKRS (@stkrs)Sat, 10 Mar 2018 14:41 GMT

Hack24 (@HackTwentyFour)Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:54 GMT

I think he looks nice

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why the fuck does a baby platypus look like that

ً (@660rd)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 06:43 GMT

Mike Litoris (@BeefedUpStud)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/jvonne78/status/1228064871524294667

In case you have never seen it, owl's sneeze.

Drew in Love with Benedict Blue 🌇💛 (@DVWcollection)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:27 GMT

Now that we've shared our salary. It's time to also share our credit card info so we can know each other better. The best way you can help is by sharing yours. I’ll go first. 👤: Jane Manchun Wong 💳: 4200 4200 4200 4200 📆: 10/22 🔑: 102

Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane)Sun, 16 Feb 2020 03:12 GMT

I don't care how many squillions people in Silicon Valley earn. I don't want a fat paycheque from Airbnb/ Uber/ FB/ Palantir working to make the world worse, while living in a cultural desert or the disgraceful inequality of SF in abject fear of getting ill or shot.

Bruce Lawson. European. (@brucel)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 12:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/swilliams/status/1228375052049010688

GraphQL be like

Jake Dohm (@JakeDohm)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/swilliams/status/1228375052049010688

Dear CLI developers, Please please please please do not use stdout to output your errors but stderr.

Tejas Kumar (@TejasKumar_)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 21:14 GMT

I’m not saying who, but someone in this photo ate a weed gummy and scared the bejeesus out of her moms and had to go to the emergency room on Valentine’s Day.

Carmen Maria Machado (@carmenmmachado)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 18:18 GMT

“Should a woman get to use a product as designed without a man punching said object?” is a WILD debate to be having

Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 02:21 GMT

They are no longer babies, they want power.

Pokémon (@Pokemon)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 18:59 GMT

Nothing in life prepares you to navigate the AWS console. Nothing.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 19:09 GMT

Nothing in life prepares you to navigate the AWS console. Nothing.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 19:09 GMT

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you like tacking the suffix -tard onto words to make them an insult, then STOP FUCKING DOING THAT. We all know it is a takeoff on 'retard' and that word is so offensive I can't even begin to tell you.

David G. Simmons 🥑 🏠 for a short bit (@davidgsIoT)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:37 GMT

Two factor authentication but for texting your ex

Hamza (@oihamza)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:55 GMT

For anyone hesitant about posting their salary or wanted to post and delete later, beware that this exists 😬

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Developer Salaries: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Muhammad Mustadi | trf.money (@mathdroid)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 02:41 GMT

Carolyn (@carolstran)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/SBinLondon/status/1228697744795226113

Thanks for this, as it happens I was running out of content for my nightmares 👌

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:43 GMT

When CI keeps failing to provision

danielle (@endocrimes)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/tobie/status/1228702420009652231

You say no - explain why - and give them a list of women who are good speakers on the subject.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:31 GMT

Cats are weird but awesome.

Craig Burgess (@craigburgess)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:38 GMT

Guys. I’m on a Star Wars trip with hubby and I’m wearing a Trekkie t-shirt because Lols but Warwick Davis is here and so are mega fans and now I am CONCERNED.

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 08:30 GMT

Possibly the greatest TShirt of all time... (obvs excluding our own Rebel ones ✊✊✊) Talks from both @t_bartoszewski and @CliffordAgius we're absolutely fascinating! Thank you for sharing your genius! Thanks for having us as always @nottsiot @PJGCreations ♥️

Rebel Recruiters (@RebelRecruiters)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:30 GMT

Why did the skeleton go to the party solo? He had no body to go with

Maybe: Gaia Pope®️ (@ImaBihh)Wed, 12 Feb 2020 16:24 GMT

i’m: ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 going to buy all of the 75% off chocolates tomorrow because I’m a slut for fiscal responsibility

1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:21 GMT

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:53 GMT

Maybe I’m too cynical but #KnowYourWorth just reads like a bunch of people with eye-watering US pay packets bragging about how much they earn under some veneer of doing social good.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 10:00 GMT

One time I met a small autistic child at the vet and told him I'm autistic too. Then he asked if he could pet the kitten I had with me, and I said yes. When he was done petting her, his mom told him to say thanks, and he thanked the kitten.

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WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 19:57 GMT

Rabbit Cohen (@BathysphereHat)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:53 GMT

the #KnowYourWorth thread is just making me grumpy now, it seems less about empowering & more about ppl in SF showing off their ridiculous salaries & then men telling u r underpaid. when i still lived in the US, i worked as a SENIOR analytical chemist & never made more than $50k

steph (@stephaniecodes)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 10:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/manylittlewords/status/1228265280423546881

A ‘cheeky nandos’ is sadly still a thing

Gemma Amor (@manylittlewords)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 10:30 GMT

nuggets and wine is the dinner of champignons

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:42 GMT

I’m so fuckin pissed right now. Fuck you. Yeah, I don’t get paid a fucking shit load like you do. But at least people working in other industries aren’t living in shanty towns. Or have to work 3 jobs to put food on the table. Or go into debt when they get the flu. twitter.com/zacsweers/stat…

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https://twitter.com/ZacSweers/status/1228205731691651074

Europe is utterly broken in this sense. I know amazing engineers in Amsterdam making <€40k/ year with no equity and ones in London making <£60k/year.

Zac Sweers (@ZacSweers)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 06:34 GMT

mimolette (@jessalyn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 09:10 GMT

Successfully Infiltrated @CovHack

HackSoc Nottingham (@hacksocnotts)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 11:02 GMT

Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode Me: What? Netflix: The guy with the mustache, what’s his name? Me: Why are you being like this? Netflix: *sadly* You’re always on that damn phone

the drake gatsby ❤️ (@DrakeGatsby)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 14:15 GMT

When I told my in-laws I was an organ donor, my mother-in-law instantly replied with "BAGSIE EMMA'S EYES"

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Organ donation law is changing in spring. Share your organ donation decision with your family

NHS Organ Donation💗 (@NHSOrganDonor)Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:02 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 20:11 GMT

damn all these salary threads happening on valentines day so u can feel bad about both ur love life and compensation status at the same time.. take care of yourselves ppl

isha (@ikasliwal)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:57 GMT

We dropped our cloud costs by 61% in 2 hours by the novel strategy of looking at the bill and turning off things we weren't using

Paul Biggar (@paulbiggar)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:27 GMT

“You” is legitimately the most terrifying TV I’ve watched in a very long time

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 19:00 GMT

Date ideas for Valentine's Day: - Get dinner - See a movie - Resurface after 5 years with a large fortune and a new identity to win the heart of the girl you love - Throw a party that symbolizes the moral corruption and superficiality of the rich - Die in a pool

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:25 GMT

Ben & Rey want you to have a good Valentine’s Day! 💕✨(feel free to give these to your dyad m8) #StarWars #Reylo #BenSolo #Rey #ReyloLove #ReyloValentines

💫 JENN! 💫 (@TheKeyThief)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 20:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Steve_Fish/status/1228072440699539459

tell me about it

Steve Hamburger and Fries (@IrregularMatt)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 03:40 GMT