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The most dangerous #coronavirus myth is that only old/sick people will die. When this disease consumes every ICU bed, anaesthetist, ventilator etc available, the 25 yr old in a car accident, 19 yr old with appendicitis will suffer. We are ALL in this together. #SocialDistancing

Dr Vyom Sharma (@drvyom)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 21:06 GMT

I think we can confidently say that COVID-19 has not affected the enthusiasm of people to get tickets.

Electromagnetic Field (@emfcamp)Sat, 14 Mar 2020 11:01 GMT

Please go look at @ohhelloana’s website and marvel at how beautiful it is 💛 #IndieWeb ohhelloana.blog

Carol ⚡️ #IndieWebCamp 👩‍💻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 14 Mar 2020 11:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1238764893240688640

As we all know 1700 engineers makes it 1700x faster to deliver so therefore the merge conflicts are worth it.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 14 Mar 2020 09:59 GMT

I would not want to be working on a single website with 1700 engineers. Can you imagine the merge conflicts? twitter.com/evanwhiteiii/s…

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https://twitter.com/EvanWhiteIII/status/1238549050602987531

@realDonaldTrump : drive through tests will be available in specific locations designated. Google helping with a website to determine if tests are warranted and where. 1,700 engineers working on this now

Evan White (@EvanWhiteIII)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 19:39 GMT

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 14 Mar 2020 09:52 GMT

hi, it’s me, a food service employee! & uhhh... no offense or anything, but i’ve seen how some of you... live? so in case you’ve, just spitballing here, found yourself w/ a pile of quarantine food but haven’t eaten anything but takeout in 25 years: here is some food safety info.

dylan morrison 🍓 (@dylan_thyme)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 19:28 GMT

After attending a conference last week where there were some confirmed Coronavirus cases, I've been asked to self-isolate (I've no symptoms, but better safe than sorry). I live with @Slique, and I don't want to get him ill, so I printed a tool to help me avoid touching surfaces.

Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:32 GMT

This is the medical team from Wuhan responsible for recovering 50K+ patients in just a few months. They're now risking their lives again to help out Italy. Rag on China all you want for the mishandlings early on but you can't deny that these people are true selfless heroes.

Laura Gao ✌️ (@heylauragao)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 23:03 GMT

You don't need a ball to play fetch with your cat, cats are superior!

K (@kittensfolder)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 20:05 GMT

Wow this is exactly what my websites look like too

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 19:44 GMT

Just had a great conversation with my cat. We discussed the following: 1. Is he a little baby 2. He is in fact a little baby 3. The fact that he's very cute 4. The origin of how he got to be so cute 5. Why he is so little 6. Details as to how he's a good boy

Michael 🌶 (@Home_Halfway)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:58 GMT

2020

Javier Pérez Alarcón (@javipalarcon)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 15:19 GMT

Someone just raised a PR on abbreviate. github.com/dnnrly/abbrevi… Yay!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 13:25 GMT

What my coworkers see on Zoom vs what's actually happening

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:17 GMT

Quick, @MrAndrew is giving away free stuff 😂

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https://twitter.com/JessPWhite/status/1238503994147962880

Put your Monzo away Jess, my crippling need to be loved by everyone is payment enough!

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 16:53 GMT

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 20:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/mel_codes/status/1238573369265659904

Thanks @maxbucknell & @JamieTanna I just made a text file and did it manually... trying to set up a local laravell valet environment.. for some reason composer was being a pain to fire commands from. In the end I made an alias path 🤪

Mel ✌ (@mel_codes)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 22:18 GMT

To prevent the spread of Covid-19, people who need to sneeze have been advised to do so into their upper arm. People have instead, started stock piling toilet paper. This confirms the long standing belief that many people don't know their arse from their elbow...

Christopher Miller (@ccmiller2018)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 21:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1238571232557236224

Sweetcorn niblets tasted like fear.

Simon Hodson (@GhibliCricket)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 21:14 GMT

RT @MikeJMika My new favorite thing might be power cable cosplay.

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 20:58 GMT

Me today

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newly remote coworkers on slack every four minutes

Maxim Leyzerovich (@round)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 18:15 GMT

maria (@moynibell)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 20:58 GMT

ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS BRB- breathing really bad SMH- sanitize my hands TTYL- think that you'll live? ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame! NVM- need virus meds

jack isnt feelin great about "the future" (@JackWilliamRtF)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 16:21 GMT

TL;DR If you're going to be WFH for a while, might be worth cancelling your train season ticket and getting a new one when you go back.

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UK friends who use trains to get to work: If you have a season ticket, and you’re about to start working from home for a while, it might be worth inquiring about a pro-rata refund: nationalrail.co.uk/times_fares/ti… I won’t be using mine, so I turned it in yesterday. It’s quite a saving!

Alex Chan (@alexwlchan)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 16:11 GMT

Leeky 🧠🇪🇺 (@leeky)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:47 GMT

I non-jokingly wonder whether COVID-19 or the GDPR privacy policy wave will end up having caused more emails from companies that I bought one item from 8 years ago, and who had since claimed that they deleted me from all of their databases

Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 18:05 GMT

Look at all these newly WFH developers pretending that not speaking face-to-face with a human every 5 minutes is new to them, like they don’t stare into their glass rectangles writing hot takes on this fucking website 12 hours a day I SEE YOU

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/awhalefact/status/1238457522106834944

the whales have been washing their hands since birth

whalefact (@awhalefact)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1238511615454195718

I’m glad I can now be part of the event since I could not make it to London!

Josh Ghent (@joshghent)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:36 GMT

Have to say I’m enjoying the #remote phase so far. Had a really nice breakfast call with @__jcmc__ and @fragmad this morning 😊 Then lunch with an awesome crowd, organised by @dylanbeattie ✨

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:39 GMT

Please do spare a thought for all the people trying to ensure that coworkers can work from home without putting user data at risk because there's a *lot* of hard problems here

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 09:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1238489910723727362

Plus, have a new favourite zoom background:

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:41 GMT

It’s only “remote working” if it’s from the asynchronous region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling office working

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:02 GMT

I just can’t with Google. I do not understand why the web community (mostly) views Facebook as questionable but treats Google as socially acceptable. Lines drawn at their own convenience.

Laura Kalbag (@LauraKalbag)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:02 GMT

First attempt at pancakes could have gone worse. 🤷‍♂️

Alex (@ItsProbablyAlex)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:42 GMT

This tweet has aged like a corked wine in a musty cellar.

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The coronavirus panic is dumb

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 20:42 GMT

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 06:46 GMT

Choose your fighter!

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 06:37 GMT

RT @peter_nhs Remember that quite decent tv series about Chernobyl a few months ago, where everyone got sick and died because of a callous, sclerotic state and its systemic failures of accountability and responsibility, and everyone watched it and was like "lol, guess that's communism for you"

Lawrie 🇪🇺 (@lawriecate)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:31 GMT

RT @jason_koebler SCOOP: AT&T is suspending all broadband data caps during coronavirus crisis, showing that these are bullshit nonsense caps anyway vice.com/en_us/article/…

Lawrie 🇪🇺 (@lawriecate)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:34 GMT

My friend's boss received a link to an article from his friend saying the London Underground has been shut down for 3 weeks and forwarded it to the entire office before realising that it was a fake article that links to a picture of a naked man

el 🌹 (@possiblyel)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 15:38 GMT

I have a feeling a lot of meetings are about to have kids running around in the background and honestly this is my heaven. Bring your babies, dogs, cats, birds, curmudgeonly teenagers — I’m happy to see them all. It’s like a take your household to work day.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 01:14 GMT

Solidarity with my single friends who don’t have (a) partner(s)/cohabitators right now who are there to help you prepare and to cope. While distancing and isolation is the right thing, it can compound existing feelings of loneliness. I know it does for me.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 05:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/Denoh__/status/1238013967936692224

No wonder in SA they have this new dance style 😊

Tom Onyancha (@Tom_N_O)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 10:50 GMT

First reported case of Coronavirus in South Africa turns out to be a hangover ihlayanews.com/first-reported…

Mwana mwede (@Denoh__)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 08:08 GMT

You're all saying you can't focus at home, well try living with this needy Moose. He needs cuddles every hour I love it

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 12:32 GMT

well, this pub toilet poster aged well in the last *checks watch* two days

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 23:40 GMT

Of course, it's possible that the government is keeping its cards so close to its chest so that the virus can't get any clues about our negotiating strategy.

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 14:06 GMT

ONE POINT FIVE T R I L L I O N DOLLARS. Out of THIN AIR. To SAVE the MARKETS. THESE. FUCKING. PEOPLE. they could save us any time. they choose not to. the system isn’t broken, the system is working exactly as designed. it’s a feature, not a bug.

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BREAKING: in a MAJOR intervention into financial markets, the Fed will inject $1.5 TRILLION dollars. It’s a move designed to prevent a sharper economic contraction than what may already be underway. wsj.com/articles/fed-t…

Ali Velshi (@AliVelshi)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:24 GMT

Charlotte A. Cavatica (@cavaticat)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:52 GMT