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Who’s going to break quarantine and go check on Will Ferrell? 💕 #imagine

Sharon (@ChefSharone)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:34 GMT

Having a very large G&T at the #TwitterWinchester - it's busy 😂💛 https://t.co/i8Br3iB0Jg

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Hello from Team Pegg. Come in, grab a seat, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. 🍻#TwitterWinchester

Pegg News (@simonpegg)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 19:01 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:00 GMT

NONE OF THESE ARE ACCEPTABLE! (Yes, it is late and I am shouting at software. #ISO8601)

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:06 GMT

This week in the #indieweb indieweb.org/this-week/2020…

IndieWebCamp (@indiewebcamp)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvanaren/status/1241005397177176064

“Hi this is Kyle, my favorite food is hot dogs but let’s circle back around noon per some offline discussions with local management about mac and cheese as I believe Mackenzie had a *fart noises* report on the offbrand offerings.”

OhGeekyGoodness💖💜💙 (@OhGeekyGoodness)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvanaren/status/1241005397177176064

“Hi this is Kyle, my favorite food is hot dogs but let’s circle back around noon per some offline discussions with local management about mac and cheese as I believe Mackenzie had a *fart noises* report on the offbrand offerings.”

OhGeekyGoodness💖💜💙 (@OhGeekyGoodness)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:40 GMT

"We have a proposal for you." "What's that?" "We'll clean the kitchen in exchange for Creme Eggs." "How many Creme Eggs?" "One each." "Seriously?" If I had realized Creme Eggs would be such premium bribe material I would have panic bought more of them

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/IllanaG_06/status/1240655835233226753

Nah man, Friday is for ruling out Lupus

JD Biddle (@Scurvy_Pete)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:49 GMT

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:25 GMT

So today on WFH, 3yo decided to help when I was presenting at a design review. Then she thought she would help me do typing. Apparently the most entertaining review EVER! Apparently career not over.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:04 GMT

I now personally understand and feel how fucking pumped my dog is every time she gets to go outside on a walk because it's been FOREVER

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:21 GMT

Office setup update: now with standing desk and 200% more disco piggy party

Kate (@SBinLondon)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

Not the actor Luke Wilson (@A_LukeWilson)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

Very rare in Australia RN

Jefferson Retallack (@JWRetallack)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

MIKE DENISON (@mikd33)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

did I do this right

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:06 GMT

all of us, every day

bletchley punk is keeping her distance (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:24 GMT

me ordering delivery in February: -lazy -needlessly expensive -pathetic me ordering delivery now: -heroism -singlehandedly keeping every small business afloat -Nobel Prize in Economics

Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 23:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1241057590093606912

I’ve been micromanaging the roomba — I could get out the normal vacuum but being able to pick that critter up and tell it to DO IT AGAIN YOU MISSED A SPOT is the control I need rn.

Camille Teicheira (@fulgenteft)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:54 GMT

Morning and Happy Friday!! We're going remote and we can't wait to bring you #WiTNotts Birthday and @paulienuh's amazing talk that you can enjoy from the safety and comfort of your own home 🏠🎈🎂🎙️ All the details as and when they're available here 👉 nott.tech/wit-april

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 08:41 GMT

Following the government's advice and drinking at home.

Simon Hodson (@GhibliCricket)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:49 GMT

Correct technique to wash your hands for proper disinfection. #CoronavirusOutbreakindia #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVID #CoronaVirusUpdate

Harjinder Singh Kukreja (@SinghLions)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:08 GMT

Really don't wanna fucking hear about how hard it is for celebrities to self-isolate in their multi-million-dollar, multi-acre, fully staffed mansions.

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Celebrities have been self-isolating for days now, and it's safe to say some are coping better than others buzzfeed.com/benhenry/celeb…

BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:45 GMT

ç (@gonzwitter)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:47 GMT

My son has to listen to my mechanical keyboard while doing his homework. I'm doing my part to teach him a critical life lesson

Justin 🤘 Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 16:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/sedward5/status/1240656891627425792

Mike Toole (@firetoole)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 04:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/sedward5/status/1240656891627425792

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/sedward5/status/1240656891627425792

I just used

Steve Edwards (@sedward5)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:11 GMT

Fun fact for non-lawyers: a significant number of commercial contracts suspend obligations that cannot be met due to an “act of God.” This is a real thing. I am not making it up. And we’re going to be fighting in courts for the next decade over whether a virus is an act of God.

Ryan Clinton (@ryanclinton)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:53 GMT

My local Costco is out of Eggo waffles. A man & woman reached for the last box at the same time. Though he was there first by about 2 secs, the woman insisted they should go to her & her children. I KID YOU NOT, the man, who had his 2 teens w/him, replied, "Ma'am, leggo my Eggo."

Emily R. King (@Emily_R_King)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 03:02 GMT

In case you're feeling a little upside down today, here's a picture of three dogs guarding some tea! 📷 instagram.com/three_daxie_tr…

Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 09:34 GMT

Very real chance that my kids will have completed YouTube by the time they go back to school. #parenting

Will Cooke (@8none1)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:55 GMT

Been pimping out my office today. If I were a fella you'd call it my mancave but I am a lady and that implies something quite different.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 19:24 GMT

Difficult day. Just been out for one of my dusk walks, and stopped for a few minutes to watch a barn owl hunting over a field. Forgot about everything for a few moments. Magical.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 19:12 GMT

This is a regular sandwich

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Struggle meals 😩

C.Heard (@seeheard)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 20:58 GMT

Naomi LaChance (@lachancenaomi)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:55 GMT

Sophie and I said we'd replace our commutes with a yoga session each day. So far we've yet to turn down the extra lie in....

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 08:23 GMT

Its nice knowing he read my reply

the last of the wife guys (@TheSocietyDude)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 22:13 GMT

Day 4 of WFH. Last night I baked our last potatoes as they were looking a little sad. We ate two, there was one remaining. I've run out of Tupperware because I'm saving every single last bit of food. The potato had to be domed. It looks like it's self isolating...

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 08:22 GMT

I have a facetime date this evening loool This guy transferred me £15 to go to a corner shop and buy wine for the occasion

Cilla (@cillahope_)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:21 GMT

Some personal news: I have accepted a new position as content moderator for all my family and friends, as they send each other coronavirus misinformation and rumors.

Tiffany C. Li (@tiffanycli)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 19:25 GMT

They hounded Aaron Swartz literally to death for doing this. twitter.com/jstor/status/1…

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You can search all open access content on JSTOR without a login - there's more than 6,000 ebooks and over 150 journals: jstor.org/open/

JSTOR (@JSTOR)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 15:58 GMT

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/JSTOR/status/1240306471168028674

so are y’all gonna admit Aaron Swartz was right to try and do this himself literally SEVEN YEARS AGO or

real s******* hours (@medlli)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 01:00 GMT

I can't believe my final year at university has slipped away right before my eyes. Hard to process that I likely won't see any of my faculty in person again for the foreseeable future. I had my final lecture and I didn't know it would be the last one. A weird time.

Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:54 GMT

It's not all bad news: "In Hubei, the Chinese province where the outbreak began, there were no new cases of any kind during Wednesday." Hope 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 10:23 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 13:00 GMT

Happy one week co-working from home @JamieTanna 🙌🎉👩‍💻👨‍💻

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:20 GMT

Feels a weird time to announce this but here goes... I am sad to be leaving my wonderful colleagues at Mitrefinch, but I am excited that very soon I will be joining @Experian_UK team as Head of Data Product Development! 😊

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:20 GMT

Hot take: If 20 formative years of your life involve a major terrorist attack, two recessions, exorbitantly expensive and unnecessary wars, tangibly worsening inequality, climate emergencies, and incompetence during a global pandemic, it might make you think things aren't good.

Lego Grad Student (@legogradstudent)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 23:44 GMT

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️ pic.twitter.com/Xm1Mou497o

Liquid Faerie 🇵🇹🇪🇺🦄🕷🦄🇪🇺🇵🇹 (@LiquidFaerie)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 21:37 GMT