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Mothers Day not a complete disaster under COVID restrictions. Found an isolated place for a walk. Flower deliveries (×2) worked. Replaced cancelled restaurant booking with another restaurant that now does deliveries apparently. And kids only told off 18 times. Success really.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:10 GMT

Benefits of self isolation: - More time to spend with my little family. 👪 - An opportunity to up skill. 👩‍💻 - A chance to learn how to bake. 🍰 Something I've wanted to do for ages! - Most importantly, I am helping save lives. 🧓👴 Please stay home everyone #COVIDー19 #Health

Mel ✌ (@mel_codes)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:27 GMT

And this is why we don't put *all* numbers through a formatter!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 15:08 GMT

Remain Indoors! youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jK…

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 22:05 GMT

RT @aardvarsk I am tired of being a part of a major historical event

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 18:06 GMT

RT @davelowry Has anyone asked Theresa May what she did with that batch of “Go Home” vans first employed when she was Home Sec? Could be useful right now.

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1241847636262600706

This is the problem with "just throw together a website" culture. These things take time to do right and to be made safe. https://t.co/XwmgFhIwAE

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https://twitter.com/kiwibrett/status/1241776326916390912

I made this quickly and am not a web developer so haven't got the certificate. I would be happy to collaborate with someone with more expertise I will need all the help I can get

Matt Jackson (@matta_jackson)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:30 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 22:05 GMT

This doesn't use HTTPS. It is submitting health data over an unencrypted link. This is dangerously irresponsible.

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For anyone in the UK: A researcher at the University of Oxford has created a platform for people with #COVID19 symptoms to self-report to develop a better idea of number and location of cases. Add yourself if you have symptoms reportcovid.org

Andrea Lane (@Lane_A_M)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 18:46 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:50 GMT

Lovely day out walking by the manifold river, nice to be out in the sun ☀️

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 16:04 GMT

Stay safe out there, and only ever listen to real health professionals. Not Dwight.

Amazon Prime Video UK (@primevideouk)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:32 GMT

in case u were wondering how we doing 😊

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This is my brain when trying to do this coursework without knowing what’s going to happen to the course 😬 twitter.com/tincturedrone/…

Daryl Cecile 🐼 (@darylcecile)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:52 GMT

riz (@rizbizkits)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:55 GMT

Thinking about creating a free course to run through setting up a @Shopify store for the DIY brick and mortar store owners who want to get up and running on their own. Any recommendations for a course platform? Preferably free since I won't be charging for this?

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 20:29 GMT

I had a Zoom meeting, my kid had Zoom karate class, and my other kid had a Zoom date ok zoomers

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 03:05 GMT

Cleaning the spare room some more, found a suit jacket that fits. Just 'cause I'm doing chores doesn't mean I can't dress nice 😆

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:04 GMT

When you ring your parents' house phone and there's no answer 🙄

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:10 GMT

Three generations of social distancing as my dad meets his grandson for the first time 😭😭😭

Emma 🇸🇩 (@emmabethgall)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 21:03 GMT

I get accidentally tagged in things a lot, but I don't want to shame people. The best thing to do is to roll with it

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 23:13 GMT

Meanwhile... 😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 21:42 GMT

NYC health department approves of kissing the homies good night

brain mentality (@marx_knopfler)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 06:51 GMT

Some hero has replaced the empty toilet roll aisle with the Daily Mail.

Suzi Ruffell (@suziruffell)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 09:07 GMT

Every film and TV show that used to be a thriller is now a whimsical look back at a world gone by. Yeah it's bad that you're involved with that Mexican drug cartel but hey, no global pandemic poised to kill millions! Happy days!

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 18:14 GMT

anyone got 1st hand experience of how unsteady the tech job market felt like back during that 2009 recession? do you struggle to find roles? is everything 10x competitive? is innovation halted?! ngl, it's feeling pretty odd/scary to be graduating *this* specific year..🤷‍♀️

riz (@rizbizkits)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:02 GMT

31st Jan: TELL US PRECISELY HOW MUCH EACH OF YOU 4.8 MILLION SELF-EMPLOYED BASTARDS EARN AND WE WANT IT TO THE FUCKING PENNY! 20th Mar: You probs all make 92 quid a week.

Andrew Dawson (@ADawsonBros)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:31 GMT

my brain when i try to read a book

*“Volk” intensifies* (@TinctureDrone)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:57 GMT

look at them social distancing

𝘛𝘑 (@ohTEEJ)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 21:15 GMT

Pretty much. Apocalypse fashion could be a thing. #security #SaturdayVibes

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:14 GMT

What I expected my apocalyptic outfit to look like vs what it is.

Sebastian Tribbie (@YouveGotNoMale)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:32 GMT

Celebrities save the day!!

jacksfilms (@jacksfilms)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 19:45 GMT

This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

lil cough (@_RyanKirk)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/FactsMatterNow/status/1241345752045178884

oh, Schrodinger's sarcasm, I see!!!! where it both is and isn't breathtakingly rude, right up until your audience is offended, and then it was just a joke and it's on them for not noticing that it was a joke!!!!!! what a great and innovative sort of concept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra Rowland ✨ (@_alexrowland)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 12:51 GMT

I’ve learned a lot from @cassidoo but by far my favorite is this terrifying emoji sequence 👁👄👁

Chance (@chancethedev)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 02:20 GMT

If you ever wondered how a bat pees. You’re welcome. It’s the best quarantine content I got.

🆁🅴🆃 ✌️❤️ (@tinch)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 01:45 GMT

PSA: Please stop calling human beings "resources", thx An S3 bucket is a resource, a developer is not

Tomasz #StayTheFuckHome Łakomy (@tlakomy)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 15:53 GMT

Right now we all need a little kindness. You know, like Ellen Degeneres always talks about! 😊❤️ She’s also notoriously one of the meanest people alive Respond to this with the most insane stories you’ve heard about Ellen being mean & I’ll match every one w/ $2 to @LAFoodBank

Kevin T. Porter (@KevinTPorter)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:12 GMT

Hello friends! 👋🏼 I’m still going to be doing this talk in 2 weeks at #WiTNotts — getting it all prepped for you today. 😊 It is now ONLINE only and I’ll be doing a live Q+A at the end. Details on technottingham.com ✨ Hopefully virtually see as many of you there!

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Morning and Happy Friday!! We're going remote and we can't wait to bring you #WiTNotts Birthday and @paulienuh's amazing talk that you can enjoy from the safety and comfort of your own home 🏠🎈🎂🎙️ All the details as and when they're available here 👉 nott.tech/wit-april

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 08:41 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas @ 🏰 (@paulienuh)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:48 GMT

NaNoVirMo

Anil Dash @ 🏠 (@anildash)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 14:08 GMT

If you live in NG1, NG2, NG3, NG4 or NG5, we can deliver brunch, coffees, afternoon tea, cakes, the lot. Message me and I'll send you links etc Help small business out x

dan (@growupdan)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 08:39 GMT

The dad next door to our apartment in Brooklyn just took his small kids outside to let them scream as loud as they want for a few minutes before taking them back inside

Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:40 GMT

Learned this morning that my bf has been putting the thermometer that I always put in my mouth IN HIS ARMPIT. Truly horrifying quarantine discovery 😟

Carolyn (@carolstran)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:34 GMT

This is going to be awesome! Staying in is the new going out 🎉✨👇

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Hello friends! 👋🏼 I’m still going to be doing this talk in 2 weeks at #WiTNotts — getting it all prepped for you today. 😊 It is now ONLINE only and I’ll be doing a live Q+A at the end. Details on technottingham.com ✨ Hopefully virtually see as many of you there!

twitter.com/wit_notts/stat…

Pauline P. Narvas @ 🏰 (@paulienuh)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:48 GMT

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:50 GMT

I attended a Zoom meeting of doctors who, as a subculture, is not used to technology (we are the "Reply All" crowd), nor understands the "MUTE" function. Some guy in the middle of the meeting says, "This guy's a fucking idiot." And that ended the meeting.

Wayne (@Toaster_Pastry)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 03:35 GMT

It's only been a week, Google cloud isn't gonna be able to cope with the amount of cat photos🤦‍♀️

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Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:17 GMT

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:30 GMT

Happy #Caturday

Larry the Cat (@Number10cat)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 08:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/Sp4ghettiCode/status/1241311102954332160

Not having trailing commas means having to modify two lines when logically you're only adding one. Or you do what I did yesterday and add a line in the middle!

Alex Pinkney (@alexp_1)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 10:35 GMT

who the fuck decided you can't have trailing commas in JSON

Kyle Arch (@KyleGeorgeArch)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 11:18 GMT

First we had Uber pickup points for ride sharing which were Buses. Now introducing real time podcasts 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jonathan (@jbjon)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 10:15 GMT

so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?

𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓎 (@FrickinDelanie)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:41 GMT

he ate ALL the jam!

Bond 🍸 (@CozyBond)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 12:56 GMT