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For god's sake don't eat it
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:03 +0000
For god's sake don't eat it
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:03 +0000
I like the idea that your square gets bigger the less you talk, so eventually the screen is dominated by huge silent faces
Omar Rizwan (@rsnous)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 21:53 +0000
I- What does this even meanyeff (@yephph)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:03 +0000
Me jumping on the #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons bandwagon this weekendAnna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 07:24 +0000
Wait what IS this sentence?
Slade (@Slade)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 13:23 +0000
is this the purge
Matt Korda (@mattkorda)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:23 +0000
i live like a movie serial killer now. wake up, drink some black coffee then pace around my immaculate apartment, maybe do some push-ups. later, i'll take out the garbage full of anti-bacterial wipes and nitrile gloves while maintaining a a safe distance from everyone i see.
jenbo 🌹 (@irockgnomes)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 04:20 +0000
Meanwhile, he’s wearing all the PPE
C sea c 🌊©️ (@cribb_chelsea)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:21 +0000
"I'm sorry you feel we have blown up your home planet of Alderaan"
HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:30 +0000
I have bottomless rage at having been forced to spend about a thousand hours of my life in “physical education” classes that did not teach me how to stretch, train, or even lift a heavy box properly but did teach me to hate exercise twitter.com/cavalorn/statu…Post details
PE teachers can wreck your health. Dr Anne Elliott found that bad experiences in school PE actively deterred people from taking exercise in later life & led to a state of alienation from their own bodies. eprints.mdx.ac.uk/22163/Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 10:45 +0000
Jonathan Korman (@miniver)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 13:38 +0000
A Facebook friend left their kid's chocolate Easter Bunny in the car a little too long and, uh
socially-distanced apolygetics (@JThomasReese)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:04 +0000
Me at the beginning of 2020 vs me 3 months into 2020
Katie Summers ✨ (@katiessummerss)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 01:49 +0000
The Sun has lost huge sales already this year. 11% down (pre-#COVID19) It is struggling. Now they're posting that their rag 'costs less than a cup of coffee'. So please, do the right thing. Buy a coffee.John O'Connell (@jdpoc)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 09:00 +0000
Stock Market has best week since 1938 while 16.6 million people lose their jobs. There is something inherently wrong this system.
Nabilah Islam for Congress (@NabilahforGA07)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:43 +0000
What a name
Whosmoregrizzled (@Whosmoregrizzl1)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:39 +0000
Pair programming.
Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 10:08 +0000
Not all fashion shows are cancelled 🎉
Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@NataliaAntonova)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 15:32 +0000
Morning project was installing a bidet and my not-handy-in-any-way partner exclaims "wow how do you know how to do this?? Did you do this as a kid??" Yes, clearly the obvious answer is not that I can read and execute instructions but that as a child I moonlighted as a plumberEmily Kager (@EmilyKager)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:36 +0000
I’d literally to do anything to be listening to Jess Glynne on a jet2 plane rn
miarobinson (@mia_robinson1)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 23:41 +0000
Today I delivered a food parcel to a flat which is in the old Terry’s chocolate factory and the fountain outside was a giant chocolate orange
Vicky Chandler (@VickyChandler)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 19:32 +0000
#Fleabag stage show tonight with my lovely sister 🙌🥂 (Remotely of course, I'm not a dick) So in love with Phoebe it's slightly ridiculous...Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 18:02 +0000
Waaaaay ahead of you.
Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:57 +0000
Jewish devs... I regret to inform you that you must halt using serverless and must use VMs until next Friday as it is PAASover
sMyle (@MylesBorins)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:28 +0000
I'm so excited to finally tell you... Developing Inclusive Mobile Apps: Building Accessible Apps for iOS and Android will be available early May from @Apress and Amazon! ☺️ amazon.co.uk/gp/product/148… apress.com/gp/book/978148…Rob Whitaker (@RobRWAPP)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 12:50 +0000
So nice to see this in print at last
thattommyhall (@thattommyhall)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 18:29 +0000
found out that in elder scrolls there's a race of khajit that look like regular housecats but have human intelligence and wear silly clothes
reptile house ♆ enposting 🍄 (@penultimagent)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 20:33 +0000
It's a day ending in Y so Google is rebranding its chat clients, whose current names nobody bothered to learn: theverge.com/2020/4/9/21215…Laurie Voss (@seldo)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 16:43 +0000
Sophie and I dressed up for watching jesus christ superstar earlier, and now shes in Pjs eating ice cream watching the vicar of dibley. Get you a girl that can do both <3
Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:01 +0000
That call started at 2pm, I am still in the hammock 😎🦋🌱 (because we have run out of food)Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 16:17 +0000
RT @technottinghamThe Tech Nottingham team are starting our bank holiday weekend with some fun planning 🤓 Hope to see you all for some community fun at Tech Nottingham on the 20th! 🍉Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 14:22 +0000
Exercising and staying hydrated on #FancyFriday 🤷🏻♀️Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:35 +0000
Here's some background on why this solves the particular problem you're talking about in this thread: aaronparecki.com/2018/07/07/7/o…
Aaron Parecki (@aaronpk)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 13:41 +0000
Have you considered using IndieAuth (indieauth.spec.indieweb.org) which does the same now? I’ve implemented it on my personal site (github.com/shurcooL/home/…) and I’m very happy with it. Especially during GitHub outages.Dmitri Shuralyov (@dmitshur)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 12:58 +0000
Can someone find the creator of this? This 18 second clip is better than thousands of 2hr films Ive seenE (@traderjosephina)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 02:47 +0000
✨Date for 2021 Confirmed✨ Get it in your calendars early - the date for DDD East Midlands Conference 2021 is the 2nd October.DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 07:00 +0000
Glad I could make it to #PHPMiNDS after a long time! 🙌Post details
We're really happy to see how many folks have been able to join tonight's (virtual) #PHPMiNDS - and we're very excited to hear @derickr telling us all about PHP 7.4!php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 17:43 +0000
Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 18:19 +0000
🆕🐾💪🏼 #Blogging has boomed in popularity over the past couple of years with thousands of different bloggers converting their thoughts into pixels. ✨ Sharing the talk I did at @WiT_Notts this month (including some answers to live questions!) pawlean.com/2020/04/10/tho…Pauline P. Narvas (at home 🏰) (@paulienuh)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 07:39 +0000
Him scronch Him stremchKatie (@ZiziFothSi)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 22:01 +0000
Babushkats KitbabbizshiAlecto (@Lithuivorn)Fri, 10 Apr 2020 06:26 +0000
natasha's alternate death scene from avengers: endgame. i'm in tears. 😭romanoff (@goshromanoff)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 19:34 +0000
Enjoying my first online #PHPMiNDS! Very interesting talk with @derickr on the latest goodies in #PHP 7.4, stand by for typed properties! 🙌🎉🐘Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 18:15 +0000
Today I turned 21 - yes I am wearing a badge even if I spent the whole day at home 🎂
Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 18:42 +0000