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Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 22:26 GMT

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 18:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1242686496471048198

You called 👀🍝

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1242686496471048198

You called 👀🍝

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:30 GMT

Happy Friday, everyone Or is it Tuesday? Maybe it's Sunday?

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 12:24 GMT

I found watching my coffee granules move like celestial objects around my cup strangely relaxing...

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:31 GMT

I know the weather is nice in the UK and we're all stuck at home but please, before you start blasting music in the garden, remember your neighbours are now having to work from home under stressful conditions. Please don't add to that.

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:24 GMT

Holy shit 💀

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Where is your god now

(((Judd Winick))) (@JuddWinick)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:27 GMT

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:22 GMT

RT @nocontexttgp

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:22 GMT

Based on the evidence provided to me, the only conclusion I can reach is that my neighbours are having competitive sex while playing Mario Kart.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 03:46 GMT

Tonight we're going to be recording episode 4, with all of our hosts completely remote - our topic is Working effectively as a distributed team!

Agile Engineering Podcast (@AgileEngPodcast)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:20 GMT

My new desk arrived! 😍

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1242632267026952192

Some folks seem to be missing that “Zoom” is the single product in the list that isn’t / wasn’t a Google offering.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:22 GMT

I just don’t understand why Zoom is the de facto videoconferencing solution instead of Google Meet or Hangouts or Duo or Allo or Talk or Hangouts Chat or GTalk or Buzz or Wave or Messages or Spaces or Voice or…

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 01:59 GMT

its so nice that we have all agreed that drinking youtself to sleep alone is no longer sad as long as you have a zoom call in the background?? go virus

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:06 GMT

in fair corona where we quarantine (@3liza)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 10:17 GMT

oh come on

sympathy yikes (@said_mitch)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 21:23 GMT

Cheeky little #WiTNotts planning session! It's our 5th Birthday and we have @paulienuh joining us next week! What do you do when you're in isolation and you don't have a birthday party hat?!?? Make your own of course!!! 🎉🎂🎁 nott.tech/wit-april

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 20:29 GMT

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 18:17 GMT

Scuse my language but my neighbours are all fucking oblivious. All stood around together having a chat, sharing gardening tools, one of their lads has got his girlfriend round... Most of them are 60+. People are putting their lives on the line, and they couldn't give a shit.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 16:20 GMT

It's #WiTNotts next week and like you, we're staying at home for it! Extra thanks to our amazing sponsors! Having a supportive community is so important right now and they're helping us every step of the way 🧡 @IAmCapitalOne 🧡 @CommifyGroup 🧡 @wearejh 🧡 @mhr_solutions

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 08:45 GMT

My professor is 74 and he isn’t confident using Zoom so he’s prerecorded the rest of our classes. Today, I watched the first one. He has a Pinocchio doll in the front row because he isn’t comfortable teaching to an empty room. I’m social distancing for this man and this man only.

montana (@macho_montana)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 19:38 GMT

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Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 08:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/foxshaped/status/1242103024002228224

I will give her scissor rights if she gives me scissor rights. And let me tell you, I have a lot of exciting ideas that are going to rock the world of women's hair styling

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:59 GMT

Bit overkill mate, two metres is fine. twitter.com/nsfvoyager2/st…

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I am currently 17 hrs 08 mins 14 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2020:083:000000:2L)

NSFVoyager2 (@NSFVoyager2)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:00 GMT

Gareth (@Cadmarch)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:04 GMT

RT @Benj8764 Boris Johnson after coming out of his COBRA meeting..

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:04 GMT

Look at this gang of crooks, flouting the law #UKlockdown

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:54 GMT

Social distancing, day ??? ???? ???? ?????? ????? ?? ??? ?? ? ???????

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 16:33 GMT

I AM DECEASED!!! I don’t know who did this but he’s a funny fucker!! 😂😂😂

WeeHalfPint (@weehalfpintt)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 11:35 GMT

Last week, I went to Costco and bought a crate of water. Got down to my car and whilst opening my boot, a man walked up to me, looked me in the eye and picked my crate of water, turned around and walked off. Context: I’m a wheelchair user.

Debola Daniel (@Debola_Daniel)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:14 GMT

How shall we haircuts

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:38 GMT

With lots of businesses now moving online (yoga classes and all that kind of thing) I'm wondering if this is how the world in Ready Player One started off. 🤔

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:52 GMT

The first wave of @dddeastmidlands tickets will be released 12.30 this Friday. All attendees get the opportunity to vote on the talks they want to see on 3rd October at the event. Schedule your reminder now! #dddem eventbrite.co.uk/e/ddd-east-mid…

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 12:00 GMT

If you're a #Nottingham tech event that would like to run remote events but is struggling with the limits on Zoom meetings, let us know, we may be able to help 🙂✊

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 12:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1242080057612435457

With the AirPods and a small apartment, if it’s a listen only meeting I can do anything! 🙌

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 13:34 GMT

DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES Seriously stop the fucking gate keeping.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 10:24 GMT

Nandos and Maccies are closing. Please use this motivation to PLEASE STAY AT HOME

Pauline P. Narvas @ 🏰 (@paulienuh)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 09:51 GMT

are you supposed to show up to zoom parties late like irl or on time like it's a meeting bc converging life with work tools is v v confusing imho

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 01:29 GMT

We're only three episodes in, but the show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" might be the only thing that gets us through this pandemic with a modicum of sanity.

Brad Fitzpatrick (@bradfitz)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 03:37 GMT

Ellie Mae O'Hagan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@MissEllieMae)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:54 GMT

This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London. I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19

Natalie Silvey (@silv24)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:30 GMT

Mothers Day not a complete disaster under COVID restrictions. Found an isolated place for a walk. Flower deliveries (×2) worked. Replaced cancelled restaurant booking with another restaurant that now does deliveries apparently. And kids only told off 18 times. Success really.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:10 GMT