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Pause the chicken in its frame. Now at least you've got sth to do until June.

Jenan Moussa (@jenanmoussa)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:17 GMT

A gentle reminder that all your panic buying will be going out of date soon. Enjoy your 36 egg omelette, you fat wankers.

Emma Manzini (@EmmaManzini)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 16:06 GMT

Government: work from home Area 51 employees:

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖓𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝕺𝖓𝖊 🔥🤯 (@dm_ynwa)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 09:55 GMT

Let's raid Area 51, but like instead of a physical raid we hack the CCTV and watch the Aliens from our sofas because social distancing. Could be the first series of Alien Big Brother

Adam Driver's Wife (@wokestofscrolls)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 23:36 GMT

just a 'woah! look what i had for lunch' photo as if things were all fine and dandy 🤖 shooketh at this normalcy!

riz (@rizbizkits)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1243935937391968257

They forgot to capitalize the h in the sender name. So close.

nigel (@not_nigel)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 16:34 GMT

Current dilema: do I make chocolate fudge or not? Pros: I have the ingredients. It's easy to make. I want chocolate fudge. It'll make a month's supply. Cons: I'll eat the month's supply within two days.

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:26 GMT

If you are under 18 please get off this website you are a tiny tiny baby and it makes me feel uncomfortable

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/short_louise/status/1243982776044589057

Sounds amazing - make it! I’ve heard calories don’t count in lockdown 🍫🍰🍧

hannah jeacock (@hannaryj)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/_glocks/status/1243581805443166208

Poster (@poster_kun)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 04:08 GMT

if coronavirus happened in 10 years ago we'd be seeing shit like this

Jams 🍓🍇🥝 (@_glocks)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/b0mbchell_/status/1243542384165769217

You know how Apple has their first release with all the glitches then the next release they fixed them? Y’all can go outside when it first opens ima wait for Outside-S

The Moment. (@b0mbchell_)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 14:50 GMT

If you’re worried about putting on a few pounds during this time I have a GREAT tip for you. Ready? Okay: Stop worrying about that, you’re living through a pandemic. You can have a cookie.

Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 17:11 GMT

MRW when I see S6 of @nbcbrooklyn99 on @NetflixUK

Jamie Keeling (@Jamie_Keeling)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 13:34 GMT

"Had a berocca,did a headspace and I threw it off in twenty" 🤣

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Conservative PR touching base with Boris Johnson to tell him everything’s covered:

Josh Berry (@JoshBerryComedy)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 15:31 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1243954076943032320

Yep, that's the idea. Electron will just be the wrapper to generate the packages. The rest is just jQuery and basic css (considered native JS, but I end up writing too many helper functions always).

Kristof De Jaeger (@swentel)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 20:20 GMT

RT @JordanPeele

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:30 GMT

Started working on Indigenous Desktop, because, well why not :) Currently connects anonymously like the Android version. Written using Electron, so will be available for all platforms! github.com/swentel/indige… #indieweb

Kristof De Jaeger (@swentel)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1243648107352674309

Wait oh my god what if Jello Salad and those other gross 1950s Jello products were just the equivalent of this ... what if it was intentionally gross clickbait ... Alternately are people gonna look at this in 50 years and be like "oh my god 2020s people were GROSS"

Jay Dragon 🌸✨ (@jdragsky)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 22:36 GMT

accidentally called George “Blorg” because I was thinking about how Big and Large he is. don’t think he likes that name.

Richard (@halkyardo)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:27 GMT

Went shopping last night, to my utter disbelief there was still a pack of toilet rolls left, but I noticed a Mum and her children going for them. So, in these unprecedented times, I did the right thing. Slide tackled the mum, clotheslined the bigger kid and now I have toilet roll

Chris Spinks (@ChrisSpinks94)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/soniagupta504/status/1243911473610571780

Je suis un snacker

Sonia Gupta (@soniagupta504)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/chaselyons/status/1243610641165889536

Maybe he shipped it from Australia

FREDDY++ (@Freddychini)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:48 GMT

Doing what I love to do seems even more important for my mental health right now, so I spent some time this morning writing. The best way for me to process everything 🙏 ICYMI - these are all my blog posts in March so far, check it out @ pawlean.com ✨ #blogger

Pauline is at home 🏰 (@paulienuh)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:33 GMT

Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown

Alex Wood (@MrAlexWood)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 09:42 GMT

When one of your friends coughs except it’s reality tv (w @whatchaeden)

Bojito (@Bomanizer)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 00:43 GMT

My dad refused to dance at his own wedding. Anyway this is quarantine day 5

georgia firth (@AmaziingGeorgia)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 12:18 GMT

Ah, yes. There's nothing quite like doing a quick image search for a blog post and instead stumbling upon a forum/thread of why you (by name, with cited images of you) do not belong in the tech. Tis a joy to be a woman online 😑😐 (it's not- stop doing this).

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 23:24 GMT

Today - [@JessPWhite on #Rizamblings] "This podcast is a warm hug. It feels like you are listening to a friend (which in my case I am)." ^I'm not cyrin' yer cryin! 😭 #NuggetOfJoy

riz (@rizbizkits)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:43 GMT

my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants... "hard pants"

David Mack (@davidmackau)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 18:53 GMT

The best evening with the best girls 💛 One bottle of wine later and I think I just agreed to perform the Fleabag stage show for them... #SluttyPizza 🤣

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 23:11 GMT

Whipped together a quick blog post based on some of the content I filmed for the @TrentUni first-year computer science students. It has some resources around Socialising - Distantly (and Not), with a tilt towards the East Mids tech scene: jesswhite.co.uk/2020/03/27/tec…

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1243481252872716288

Pub lunch! And walking home. 😁

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 19:21 GMT

Iain Rowan (@IainRowan)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 07:45 GMT

A lot of you probably have coronavirus bc one symptom is having no taste

Amish (@camillepawglia)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 23:19 GMT

Someone has waited their entire life to write this headline. futurism.com/something-leak…

Mary Robinette Kowal@🏡 (@MaryRobinette)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:22 GMT

One hour to go until the first wave of DDD East Midlands Conference tickets are released! Are you ready? #dddem #dddeastmids #dddeastmidlands

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 11:30 GMT

I have, um, just learned that my husband ate the cinnamon roll while I was asleep and he gave Flame the packaging

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Flame has not adjusted back to house life yet. She stole a cinnamon roll from the kitchen and ate it.

Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 19:37 GMT

Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 21:52 GMT

Clapping for NHS but voting Tory twitter.com/angelgail_4/st…

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₳₦₲ɆⱠ🅙🇺🇸🇭🇹 (@AngelGail_4)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:46 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:47 GMT

Morning #TechNott! What's everyone got planned this weekend?? As we approach a weekend where a lot of people can't see their friends, family or do their usual hobbies - we'd love to hear about activities where anyone can join remotely 💻📲🎧📽️❤️

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 08:38 GMT

I understand the serving size is 2 cookies. But what is the stress eating serving size?

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:37 GMT

well i NEVER

stanley touchy (@keinegurke_)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 09:04 GMT

RT @LukeDavisSEO

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VM (Vicky) Brasseur (@vmbrasseur)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 22:26 GMT

Emotional. All along our street people were clapping and cheering and banging saucepans. Goosebumps. #ClapForCarers #ClapForNHS

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:03 GMT

We should never have let HTML any where near email!

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 15:19 GMT

Took me a while, but finally got this setup and can now save lots of typing (and time). Thanks 🙏

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https://twitter.com/jbjon/status/1226821529654243328

You can also use the config in jvt.me/posts/2019/09/… to always push to the same branch upstream 🙌🏼 saving a lot of typing (jvt.me/mf2/2020/02/n2…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:04 GMT

Antonis Pavlakis (@pavlakis)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT