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My son has to listen to my mechanical keyboard while doing his homework. I'm doing my part to teach him a critical life lesson

Justin 🤘 Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 16:10 GMT

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Mike Toole (@firetoole)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 04:58 GMT

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:58 GMT

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I just used

Steve Edwards (@sedward5)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:11 GMT

Fun fact for non-lawyers: a significant number of commercial contracts suspend obligations that cannot be met due to an “act of God.” This is a real thing. I am not making it up. And we’re going to be fighting in courts for the next decade over whether a virus is an act of God.

Ryan Clinton (@ryanclinton)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:53 GMT

My local Costco is out of Eggo waffles. A man & woman reached for the last box at the same time. Though he was there first by about 2 secs, the woman insisted they should go to her & her children. I KID YOU NOT, the man, who had his 2 teens w/him, replied, "Ma'am, leggo my Eggo."

Emily R. King (@Emily_R_King)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 03:02 GMT

In case you're feeling a little upside down today, here's a picture of three dogs guarding some tea! 📷 instagram.com/three_daxie_tr…

Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 09:34 GMT

Very real chance that my kids will have completed YouTube by the time they go back to school. #parenting

Will Cooke (@8none1)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:55 GMT

Been pimping out my office today. If I were a fella you'd call it my mancave but I am a lady and that implies something quite different.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 19:24 GMT

Difficult day. Just been out for one of my dusk walks, and stopped for a few minutes to watch a barn owl hunting over a field. Forgot about everything for a few moments. Magical.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 19:12 GMT

This is a regular sandwich

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Struggle meals 😩

C.Heard (@seeheard)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 20:58 GMT

Naomi LaChance (@lachancenaomi)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:55 GMT

Sophie and I said we'd replace our commutes with a yoga session each day. So far we've yet to turn down the extra lie in....

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 08:23 GMT

Its nice knowing he read my reply

the last of the wife guys (@TheSocietyDude)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 22:13 GMT

Day 4 of WFH. Last night I baked our last potatoes as they were looking a little sad. We ate two, there was one remaining. I've run out of Tupperware because I'm saving every single last bit of food. The potato had to be domed. It looks like it's self isolating...

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 08:22 GMT

I have a facetime date this evening loool This guy transferred me £15 to go to a corner shop and buy wine for the occasion

Cilla (@cillahope_)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:21 GMT

Some personal news: I have accepted a new position as content moderator for all my family and friends, as they send each other coronavirus misinformation and rumors.

Tiffany C. Li (@tiffanycli)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 19:25 GMT

They hounded Aaron Swartz literally to death for doing this. twitter.com/jstor/status/1…

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You can search all open access content on JSTOR without a login - there's more than 6,000 ebooks and over 150 journals: jstor.org/open/

JSTOR (@JSTOR)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 15:58 GMT

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:37 GMT

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so are y’all gonna admit Aaron Swartz was right to try and do this himself literally SEVEN YEARS AGO or

real s******* hours (@medlli)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 01:00 GMT

I can't believe my final year at university has slipped away right before my eyes. Hard to process that I likely won't see any of my faculty in person again for the foreseeable future. I had my final lecture and I didn't know it would be the last one. A weird time.

Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:54 GMT

It's not all bad news: "In Hubei, the Chinese province where the outbreak began, there were no new cases of any kind during Wednesday." Hope 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 10:23 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 13:00 GMT

Happy one week co-working from home @JamieTanna 🙌🎉👩‍💻👨‍💻

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:20 GMT

Feels a weird time to announce this but here goes... I am sad to be leaving my wonderful colleagues at Mitrefinch, but I am excited that very soon I will be joining @Experian_UK team as Head of Data Product Development! 😊

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:20 GMT

Hot take: If 20 formative years of your life involve a major terrorist attack, two recessions, exorbitantly expensive and unnecessary wars, tangibly worsening inequality, climate emergencies, and incompetence during a global pandemic, it might make you think things aren't good.

Lego Grad Student (@legogradstudent)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 23:44 GMT

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️ pic.twitter.com/Xm1Mou497o

Liquid Faerie 🇵🇹🇪🇺🦄🕷🦄🇪🇺🇵🇹 (@LiquidFaerie)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 21:37 GMT

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I have to stay vigilant about the number of boxes the cats are allowed to adopt. @MrsEmma is such a pushover we'd end up living in a bloody recycling centre

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 00:08 GMT

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Cats are experts at social distancing. We all just need boxes.

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 05:28 GMT

The feeling when a productive workday is over and it's time to go home 🥰

Anna Jenelius 🦔 (@TheAnaka)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:31 GMT

I’ve had some exciting news! In a couple weeks I’m joining the Core Engineering team at Elsevier as a Systems Engineer Had an amazing time in the eCommerce team but it’s time for a new challenge and making #SezOps a reality!

Seren Davies (@ninjanails)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 12:08 GMT

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Good, good try. Cross that action out, and write beneath it: 'Please the Royal Academy' and then cross that out.

Royal Academy (@royalacademy)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 16:54 GMT

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Our boss: Okay we need to share the joy of art while we’re closed, bring us the best content plan you’ve got. Us: *staring at our lunch*

Royal Academy (@royalacademy)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 19:10 GMT

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Craig Burgess (@craigburgess)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 12:03 GMT

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You two are the perfect tech couple. #jealous

Paul Seal (codeshare.co.uk) (@CodeSharePaul)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 11:41 GMT

My latest quarantine panic buy is a pink mechanical keyboard that is going to take a huge amount of getting used to. But I just can't use the laptop keyboard anymore, it will probably end up breaking if I do.

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 08:34 GMT

I HATE BEING QUARANTINED STUCK IN ONE STUPID BUILDING ALL THE TIME I WOULD RATHER GO BETWEEN THE SAME TWO OR THREE BUILDINGS REPEATEDLY DOING THE SAME ACTIVITIES IN AN ALMOST IDENTICAL ORDER NOW THATS LIVING

NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:27 GMT

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Dayum son!

Lou 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 09:31 GMT

Brick+mortar businesses are suffering due to social distancing, resulting in decreased sales. Store owners, I'll help you get set up on @Shopify at no cost (just pay Shopify fees) so you can begin selling online, even if it's just selling gift cards. ✉️ kelly@thetaproom.com

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:19 GMT

We. Are. The. Problem.

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Here's an unexpected side effect of the pandemic - the water's flowing through the canals of Venice is clear for the first time in forever. The fish are visible, the swans returned.

Kaveri 🇮🇳 (@ikaveri)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:10 GMT

Shameka (@Shameka_xox0)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:41 GMT

New word for 2020. Every time my wife sees me staring ashen-faced at my phone, she tells me to “stop doomsurfing”.

William Sutcliffe (@Will_Sutcliffe8)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:23 GMT

I ALSO AM FINDING THIS ISOLATION A CHALLENGE 😬

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:40 GMT

Introverts - when you're on your own it's easy to go from self isolating to deep introversion, which is hard to get out of. The community is amazing. Take advantage. And if you need someone to vent at - let me know, I've got the time.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 20:50 GMT

顔をもしゃもしゃ…

もふもふ動画 (@ru_ruru831)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 11:05 GMT

did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???

Dr. Manhattan 🇳🇬 (@TheNewThinkerr)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 22:30 GMT

This morning a White House official referred to #Coronavirus as the “Kung-Flu” to my face. Makes me wonder what they’re calling it behind my back.

Weijia Jiang (@weijia)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:35 GMT