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https://twitter.com/bryanl/status/1256300226408783872

Especially in today’s world where everyone just wears slippers and hasn’t worn a shirt in months.

Gareth Rushgrove (@garethr)Fri, 01 May 2020 19:15 +0000

Learning vim is a life skill. It's like tying your shoes and learning to put your shirt on the right way. It's also more useful than both of the previous examples.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Fri, 01 May 2020 19:11 +0000

Haven’t stopped laughing.

Shanita Riquel (@SDotVA)Thu, 30 Apr 2020 23:29 +0000

when u accidentally cat a binary

xXxCharlotte69xXx (@Q3w3e3)Fri, 01 May 2020 18:45 +0000

I made a Hide The Pain Harold face mask.

Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin)Fri, 01 May 2020 19:20 +0000

Yes, You're Racist (@YesYoureRacist)Fri, 01 May 2020 16:33 +0000

Cute #homebrewWebsiteClub t-shirt on #AnimalCrossing just for @JamieTanna #indieWeb

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 01 May 2020 12:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1256193292234100739

Thank you @gRegorLove for the custom design 🙌✨ twitter.com/gRegorLove/sta…

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Represent the #indieweb on your Animal Crossing island! To get your own, access the kiosk in the Able Sisters store and search for Design ID `MO-5MDH-M0LJ-3MX1`. Also, if you want to visit my island, add me as a Switch friend. (gregorlove.com/2020/04/repres…)

gRegor Morrill (@gRegorLove)Fri, 01 May 2020 00:21 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 01 May 2020 12:19 +0000

bought a costco sheet cake bc i figured we could use some cheer around here. toddler completely freaked out, demanding to know whose birthday it was. i explained you can just buy a cake when you want if you're grown up, etc. long back and forth. eventually agreed it's my birthday

Elizabeth Bruenig (@ebruenig)Fri, 01 May 2020 02:00 +0000

I cannot emphasize enough that "I should write my own framework!" is the wrong call 99.9% of the time.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Thu, 30 Apr 2020 23:32 +0000

This one never gets old ♥️👩‍💻 🖤 /cc @djangogirls

Erika Heidi (@erikaheidi)Thu, 30 Apr 2020 09:54 +0000

Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch.

Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 21:33 +0000

This is your unscheduled reminder that telling early-in-career engineers stories of times you messed something up real bad is a good way to help them combat their own impostor syndrome.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 30 Apr 2020 14:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/varcharr/status/1255636647313657856

Really, the answer to "best Linux distro" mostly depends on your needs and use case and what you're used to That said, the correct answer is Debian and it's cool if you like other ones but also you're wrong

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 23:24 +0000

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 15:17 +0000

There is something immensely satisfying about finding a bug in software, reading the source code, submitting a patch, and having it accepted. All in a few hours. (and, yes, I'm slightly gutted that it wasn't #1138!)

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 08:55 +0000

The cat definitely wrote the headline and subhead cbc.ca/1.5547669

Daniel MacEachern (@DanMacEachern)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 15:01 +0000

Seems like a fair swap to me ⁦@Ocado⁩

λee Crossley (@lee_crossley)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 14:23 +0000

The #Nintendo channel on the #TechNott Slack is looking like it's heading for a turnip-financial crash. A lot of Nottingham's bells are on the line, the tension is palpable. #ACNH #AnimalCrossing

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 13:03 +0000

Prediction: face masks as the next big trend in brand swag.

Sharon O'Dea (@sharonodea)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 19:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/yesnxdine/status/1255557003646287873

this was my list!

PHP over ECMAScript ☭ 🇭🇹✊🏾 (TEXT USPS to 50409) (@jackyalcine)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 18:03 +0000

🎂 Happy Birthday @humanmadeltd! 🎂 Now I can share how I've been taking my bunting obsession to the next level and made a CSS version for work. I'm super proud about the fact its a pure CSS solution. 😁

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 19:18 +0000

Out Of Context Animal Crossing (@OoCAnimalCross)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 01:51 +0000

April 2020's winner of the @jetbrains license for @DevopsNotts is @JamieTanna! Congratulations @JamieTanna! A license will be making it's way to your DMs soon!

DevOps Notts (@DevopsNotts)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 12:09 +0000

I learned today that my child can add numbers up to 10... as long as you phrase it in terms of cookies. "If you have 2 cookies and I give you 4 more, how many cookies do you have?" Subtraction does not work because he gets mad about losing cookies.

Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 23:39 +0000

When everyone is getting off the zoom call but you’re struggling to find the leave meeting button so then it’s just you and the host

Headless horse, man (@HlessHman)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 14:18 +0000

PUT THAT SHIT BACK!! THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!

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More than 20 sealed coffins discovered near Luxor Egypt

Museum Archive (@Museum_archive)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:35 +0000

Andy Obuoforibo (@andyRoidO)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 21:23 +0000

tweet aged like fine wine

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Me: Sure, March has sucked, but there’s no way April is any worse. April:

Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:38 GMT

David King (@sandavidcito)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:33 +0000

I’m not buying shit from Wish ever again man

Mike Litoris (@BeefedUpStud)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 14:18 +0000

Happy Wednesday, twitter babes 💖

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 08:17 +0000

Join us this evening to work on your website/blog or just to catch up! If you can’t make it tonight, you can still come hang out with us in the #homebrew-website-club channel on Slack 👩‍💻👨‍💻 nott.tech/slack

twitter.com/jamietanna/sta…

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Was wondering why the calendar entry for #HomebrewWebsiteClub Nottingham wasn't in my calendar - it's cause I'd got the date wrong on the event (doh!) - it's updated now and I hope to see you there tomorrow events.indieweb.org/2020/04/online… (jvt.me/mf2/2020/04/zm…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:31 +0000

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 06:49 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 17:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1255053121782456320

I sometimes wonder how the journalist who broke that story now feels. Changed the course of that election. The butterfly wing that has changed our nation beyond all recognition.

Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 08:38 +0000

For anyone who hasn't seen this, it's an amazing talk. It was my "must-see" from @OggCamp 2019, and I'd strongly recommend it!

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If you're feeling a bit blah, come to my talk next week. I'm telling my story of growing up with undiagnosed #autism and #adhd, my experience of severe mental illness, and how I learnt to live with it all. Sign up here: meetup.com/Women-In-Tech-…

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Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 06:41 +0000

Jon Spriggs (@jontheniceguy)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:15 +0000

January: World War 3 February: Wildfires March: Pandemic April: UFOs May:

𝓪𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓈 (@itsjustanx)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:53 +0000

2020 is so fucking wild that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs and it’s barely news.

Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 20:46 +0000

Me: i miss my friends My friends: let’s video call Me: no

B O L L O C K S (@itsallbollocks)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 05:57 +0000

Why spend 8 minutes doing a one-time task manually when you can spend 2 hours attempting to automate it?

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 16:33 +0000

If you're wondering what happens at #WiTNotts Online, here's @anna_hax modelling her home made birthday hat from last month!! 😂🥳🧡

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:45 +0000

if you’re frustrated just remember you get to tell your grandkids that to save lives you were forced to sit on your ass with every form of entertainment imaginable in front of your dumb fucking face and how difficult that was for you

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:03 +0000

Looks like Virgin Media internet just died for the whole of the UK... thats kinda mad.

Tom Syndicate (@ProSyndicate)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 16:28 +0000

Need some excitement in your life during this quarantine? DROP DATABASE production redis-cli FLUSHALL curl -X DELETE "localhost:9200/*" aws ec2 delete-vpc terraform destroy -auto-approve rm -rf /

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 19:56 +0000

Life during lockdown. In which I am happily mixing a cake and am not even aware that Ash, age 4, is no longer in the other half of the kitchen reading until I ask "Ash? Where's the vanilla?" And a voice from outside the kitchen door shouts "Not now, Dad. I'm cutting my hair!"

Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 02:47 +0000

Y’all: “I’m trying to lose weight, I’m about to eat a salad” The Salad:

🤍777 888 999🤍 (@KeIIyPriceJr)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 13:21 +0000

Keeping chocolate in my desk drawer, six inches away from my keyboard, is either the greatest idea I’ve had all month, or the greatest idea I’ve had all year 🐷

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 20:25 +0000