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It's #WiTNotts next week and like you, we're staying at home for it! Extra thanks to our amazing sponsors! Having a supportive community is so important right now and they're helping us every step of the way 🧡 @IAmCapitalOne 🧡 @CommifyGroup 🧡 @wearejh 🧡 @mhr_solutions

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 08:45 GMT

My professor is 74 and he isn’t confident using Zoom so he’s prerecorded the rest of our classes. Today, I watched the first one. He has a Pinocchio doll in the front row because he isn’t comfortable teaching to an empty room. I’m social distancing for this man and this man only.

montana (@macho_montana)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 19:38 GMT

RT @mintlodica

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 08:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/foxshaped/status/1242103024002228224

I will give her scissor rights if she gives me scissor rights. And let me tell you, I have a lot of exciting ideas that are going to rock the world of women's hair styling

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:59 GMT

Bit overkill mate, two metres is fine. twitter.com/nsfvoyager2/st…

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I am currently 17 hrs 08 mins 14 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2020:083:000000:2L)

NSFVoyager2 (@NSFVoyager2)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:00 GMT

Gareth (@Cadmarch)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:04 GMT

RT @Benj8764 Boris Johnson after coming out of his COBRA meeting..

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:04 GMT

Look at this gang of crooks, flouting the law #UKlockdown

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:54 GMT

Social distancing, day ??? ???? ???? ?????? ????? ?? ??? ?? ? ???????

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 16:33 GMT

I AM DECEASED!!! I don’t know who did this but he’s a funny fucker!! 😂😂😂

WeeHalfPint (@weehalfpintt)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 11:35 GMT

Last week, I went to Costco and bought a crate of water. Got down to my car and whilst opening my boot, a man walked up to me, looked me in the eye and picked my crate of water, turned around and walked off. Context: I’m a wheelchair user.

Debola Daniel (@Debola_Daniel)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:14 GMT

How shall we haircuts

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:38 GMT

With lots of businesses now moving online (yoga classes and all that kind of thing) I'm wondering if this is how the world in Ready Player One started off. 🤔

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:52 GMT

The first wave of @dddeastmidlands tickets will be released 12.30 this Friday. All attendees get the opportunity to vote on the talks they want to see on 3rd October at the event. Schedule your reminder now! #dddem eventbrite.co.uk/e/ddd-east-mid…

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 12:00 GMT

If you're a #Nottingham tech event that would like to run remote events but is struggling with the limits on Zoom meetings, let us know, we may be able to help 🙂✊

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 12:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1242080057612435457

With the AirPods and a small apartment, if it’s a listen only meeting I can do anything! 🙌

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 13:34 GMT

DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES Seriously stop the fucking gate keeping.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 10:24 GMT

Nandos and Maccies are closing. Please use this motivation to PLEASE STAY AT HOME

Pauline P. Narvas @ 🏰 (@paulienuh)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 09:51 GMT

are you supposed to show up to zoom parties late like irl or on time like it's a meeting bc converging life with work tools is v v confusing imho

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 01:29 GMT

We're only three episodes in, but the show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" might be the only thing that gets us through this pandemic with a modicum of sanity.

Brad Fitzpatrick (@bradfitz)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 03:37 GMT

Ellie Mae O'Hagan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@MissEllieMae)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:54 GMT

This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London. I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19

Natalie Silvey (@silv24)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:30 GMT

Mothers Day not a complete disaster under COVID restrictions. Found an isolated place for a walk. Flower deliveries (×2) worked. Replaced cancelled restaurant booking with another restaurant that now does deliveries apparently. And kids only told off 18 times. Success really.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:10 GMT

Benefits of self isolation: - More time to spend with my little family. 👪 - An opportunity to up skill. 👩‍💻 - A chance to learn how to bake. 🍰 Something I've wanted to do for ages! - Most importantly, I am helping save lives. 🧓👴 Please stay home everyone #COVIDー19 #Health

Mel ✌ (@mel_codes)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:27 GMT

And this is why we don't put *all* numbers through a formatter!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 15:08 GMT

Remain Indoors! youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jK…

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 22:05 GMT

RT @aardvarsk I am tired of being a part of a major historical event

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 18:06 GMT

RT @davelowry Has anyone asked Theresa May what she did with that batch of “Go Home” vans first employed when she was Home Sec? Could be useful right now.

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1241847636262600706

This is the problem with "just throw together a website" culture. These things take time to do right and to be made safe. https://t.co/XwmgFhIwAE

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https://twitter.com/kiwibrett/status/1241776326916390912

I made this quickly and am not a web developer so haven't got the certificate. I would be happy to collaborate with someone with more expertise I will need all the help I can get

Matt Jackson (@matta_jackson)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:30 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 22:05 GMT

This doesn't use HTTPS. It is submitting health data over an unencrypted link. This is dangerously irresponsible.

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For anyone in the UK: A researcher at the University of Oxford has created a platform for people with #COVID19 symptoms to self-report to develop a better idea of number and location of cases. Add yourself if you have symptoms reportcovid.org

Andrea Lane (@Lane_A_M)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 18:46 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:50 GMT

Lovely day out walking by the manifold river, nice to be out in the sun ☀️

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 16:04 GMT

Stay safe out there, and only ever listen to real health professionals. Not Dwight.

Amazon Prime Video UK (@primevideouk)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:32 GMT

in case u were wondering how we doing 😊

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This is my brain when trying to do this coursework without knowing what’s going to happen to the course 😬 twitter.com/tincturedrone/…

Daryl Cecile 🐼 (@darylcecile)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:52 GMT

riz (@rizbizkits)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:55 GMT

Thinking about creating a free course to run through setting up a @Shopify store for the DIY brick and mortar store owners who want to get up and running on their own. Any recommendations for a course platform? Preferably free since I won't be charging for this?

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 20:29 GMT

I had a Zoom meeting, my kid had Zoom karate class, and my other kid had a Zoom date ok zoomers

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 03:05 GMT

Cleaning the spare room some more, found a suit jacket that fits. Just 'cause I'm doing chores doesn't mean I can't dress nice 😆

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:04 GMT

When you ring your parents' house phone and there's no answer 🙄

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:10 GMT

Three generations of social distancing as my dad meets his grandson for the first time 😭😭😭

Emma 🇸🇩 (@emmabethgall)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 21:03 GMT

I get accidentally tagged in things a lot, but I don't want to shame people. The best thing to do is to roll with it

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 23:13 GMT

Meanwhile... 😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 21:42 GMT

NYC health department approves of kissing the homies good night

brain mentality (@marx_knopfler)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 06:51 GMT

Some hero has replaced the empty toilet roll aisle with the Daily Mail.

Suzi Ruffell (@suziruffell)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 09:07 GMT

Every film and TV show that used to be a thriller is now a whimsical look back at a world gone by. Yeah it's bad that you're involved with that Mexican drug cartel but hey, no global pandemic poised to kill millions! Happy days!

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 18:14 GMT

anyone got 1st hand experience of how unsteady the tech job market felt like back during that 2009 recession? do you struggle to find roles? is everything 10x competitive? is innovation halted?! ngl, it's feeling pretty odd/scary to be graduating *this* specific year..🤷‍♀️

riz (@rizbizkits)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:02 GMT

31st Jan: TELL US PRECISELY HOW MUCH EACH OF YOU 4.8 MILLION SELF-EMPLOYED BASTARDS EARN AND WE WANT IT TO THE FUCKING PENNY! 20th Mar: You probs all make 92 quid a week.

Andrew Dawson (@ADawsonBros)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:31 GMT

my brain when i try to read a book

*“Volk” intensifies* (@TinctureDrone)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:57 GMT

look at them social distancing

𝘛𝘑 (@ohTEEJ)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 21:15 GMT