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"You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work." I've heard this twice today. I think it's an important distinction worth emphasising.

Neil Webb (@neilmwebb)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 15:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1245106173755437064

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 21:53 +0000

Just filled up a sweetcorn tin with yellow Lego minifig heads, and put it in the fridge. #AprilFoolsDay

Matthew Flint 🏡 (@mkflint)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:22 +0000

Oh my god why are you still using Zoom you have an array of secure videoconferencing tools and you use a commercial app banned by the Ministry of Defence AND YOU’VE LEFT THE MEETING ID VISIBLE. twitter.com/borisjohnson/s…

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This morning I chaired the first ever digital Cabinet. Our message to the public is: stay at home, protect the NHS, save lives. #StayHomeSaveLives

Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 13:52 +0000

Nick Stylianou (@nmsonline)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 13:58 +0000

I signed up for some yoga classes at a studio in Brussels when I was there for a week in January and they’ve been very resourceful in going online via Zoom due to the current situation. But today I feel maybe that resourcefulness has gone to their heads 😂😰

Kate (@SBinLondon)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 18:16 +0000

Thank you, Google, for this algorithmic honor 🙏

Lisa Tagliaferri (@lisaironcutter)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 18:21 +0000

Added some new stickers to my laptop, some relevant to the current situation 😅

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 09:50 +0000

The @EmpireStateBldg reminding us that the city is in the middle of an emergency.

Rita J. King (@RitaJKing)Tue, 31 Mar 2020 00:25 +0000

Zoom Birthday for ⁦@Marina_Sirtis⁩ with ⁦@levarburton⁩ ⁦@SirPatStew⁩ ⁦@akaWorf⁩ ⁦@wilw⁩ ⁦@BrentSpiner⁩ ⁦@gates_mcfadden⁩

Jonathan Frakes (@jonathansfrakes)Mon, 30 Mar 2020 17:54 +0000

Guys, I just checked the Ts & Cs of Zoom, House Party, FaceTime and Skype. Turns out you don’t have to take a photo of your screen and share it on social media every time you have a video call 👍

Claire Gamble (@ClaireEGamble)Sun, 29 Mar 2020 08:08 +0000

idk if folks are prepared for how grim post covid-19 times are gonna be. the first social events we attend will be the funerals, wakes, and homegoings. there will be many.

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Sun, 29 Mar 2020 17:56 +0000

FYI: if you're having a committee meeting via Zoom and you use the chat function to privately write to someone, your colleagues may not see it in real time, but it shows up when the chat is downloaded and put in the minutes folder...

Is there an end to Zoom (@HJHaldanePhD)Sun, 29 Mar 2020 16:38 +0000

Holy smokes, someone forked GIMP into a new image editing app called Glimpse - to fix decades of UI failings, and because GIMP's name is a fucking embarrassment. This is the best news. glimpse-editor.org

Scott Martin (@hex)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 22:20 GMT

When you can’t be bothered to wash any glasses. Uni habits it is.

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Sun, 29 Mar 2020 11:09 +0000

I've gotten bored enough that I can now report, with certainty, that centuries of common knowledge can be overturned because a watched pot does indeed boil

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Sun, 29 Mar 2020 01:11 +0000

Self Isolation Day 7. I think I’ve gone mad. #CoronaLockdown #COVID2019 #Quarantine

James Farmer (@JamesFarmer87)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:40 GMT

PSA If you are having fun with Zoom. Zoom-bombing is totally a thing. Advice: Add a meeting password Screen sharing to “host only” Disable file transfer Disable “Join before host” Disable “Allow removed participants to rejoin”

Rik Ferguson (@rik_ferguson)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:16 GMT

The other day my youngest was like "I'm...actually bored? I'm never bored. What the hell" and I FEEL THIS

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:54 GMT

Swear Trek (@swear_trek)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 22:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZackFoxFilm/status/1243994948225114112

Incredibly my franken-banana-bread-cake has come together and tastes bloody delicious. If glazed layered buttercream banana cake wasn't a thing before, it is now. You're welcome world

Zack Fox (@ZackFoxFilm)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 21:57 GMT

Pause the chicken in its frame. Now at least you've got sth to do until June.

Jenan Moussa (@jenanmoussa)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:17 GMT

A gentle reminder that all your panic buying will be going out of date soon. Enjoy your 36 egg omelette, you fat wankers.

Emma Manzini (@EmmaManzini)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 16:06 GMT

Government: work from home Area 51 employees:

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖓𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝕺𝖓𝖊 🔥🤯 (@dm_ynwa)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 09:55 GMT

Let's raid Area 51, but like instead of a physical raid we hack the CCTV and watch the Aliens from our sofas because social distancing. Could be the first series of Alien Big Brother

Adam Driver's Wife (@wokestofscrolls)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 23:36 GMT

just a 'woah! look what i had for lunch' photo as if things were all fine and dandy 🤖 shooketh at this normalcy!

riz (@rizbizkits)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1243935937391968257

They forgot to capitalize the h in the sender name. So close.

nigel (@not_nigel)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 16:34 GMT

Current dilema: do I make chocolate fudge or not? Pros: I have the ingredients. It's easy to make. I want chocolate fudge. It'll make a month's supply. Cons: I'll eat the month's supply within two days.

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:26 GMT

If you are under 18 please get off this website you are a tiny tiny baby and it makes me feel uncomfortable

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/short_louise/status/1243982776044589057

Sounds amazing - make it! I’ve heard calories don’t count in lockdown 🍫🍰🍧

hannah jeacock (@hannaryj)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/_glocks/status/1243581805443166208

Poster (@poster_kun)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 04:08 GMT

if coronavirus happened in 10 years ago we'd be seeing shit like this

Jams 🍓🍇🥝 (@_glocks)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/b0mbchell_/status/1243542384165769217

You know how Apple has their first release with all the glitches then the next release they fixed them? Y’all can go outside when it first opens ima wait for Outside-S

The Moment. (@b0mbchell_)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 14:50 GMT

If you’re worried about putting on a few pounds during this time I have a GREAT tip for you. Ready? Okay: Stop worrying about that, you’re living through a pandemic. You can have a cookie.

Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 17:11 GMT

MRW when I see S6 of @nbcbrooklyn99 on @NetflixUK

Jamie Keeling (@Jamie_Keeling)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 13:34 GMT

"Had a berocca,did a headspace and I threw it off in twenty" 🤣

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Conservative PR touching base with Boris Johnson to tell him everything’s covered:

Josh Berry (@JoshBerryComedy)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 15:31 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1243954076943032320

Yep, that's the idea. Electron will just be the wrapper to generate the packages. The rest is just jQuery and basic css (considered native JS, but I end up writing too many helper functions always).

Kristof De Jaeger (@swentel)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 20:20 GMT

RT @JordanPeele

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:30 GMT

Started working on Indigenous Desktop, because, well why not :) Currently connects anonymously like the Android version. Written using Electron, so will be available for all platforms! github.com/swentel/indige… #indieweb

Kristof De Jaeger (@swentel)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1243648107352674309

Wait oh my god what if Jello Salad and those other gross 1950s Jello products were just the equivalent of this ... what if it was intentionally gross clickbait ... Alternately are people gonna look at this in 50 years and be like "oh my god 2020s people were GROSS"

Jay Dragon 🌸✨ (@jdragsky)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 22:36 GMT

accidentally called George “Blorg” because I was thinking about how Big and Large he is. don’t think he likes that name.

Richard (@halkyardo)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:27 GMT

Went shopping last night, to my utter disbelief there was still a pack of toilet rolls left, but I noticed a Mum and her children going for them. So, in these unprecedented times, I did the right thing. Slide tackled the mum, clotheslined the bigger kid and now I have toilet roll

Chris Spinks (@ChrisSpinks94)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/soniagupta504/status/1243911473610571780

Je suis un snacker

Sonia Gupta (@soniagupta504)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/chaselyons/status/1243610641165889536

Maybe he shipped it from Australia

FREDDY++ (@Freddychini)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:48 GMT

Doing what I love to do seems even more important for my mental health right now, so I spent some time this morning writing. The best way for me to process everything 🙏 ICYMI - these are all my blog posts in March so far, check it out @ pawlean.com ✨ #blogger

Pauline is at home 🏰 (@paulienuh)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:33 GMT