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lots of good burns here

joshua jenkins (@joshuajenkins)Thu, 14 May 2020 17:46 +0000

Yesterday news broke that Jeff Bezos is set to be a trillionaire. Experts estimated it would cost £300bn to end climate change. When you hoard x3 the amount of wealth needed to save the planet, that behaviour is undoubtedly parasitic.

Jamie (@justbalmy)Fri, 15 May 2020 07:43 +0000

i love that people are mad at Robert Pattinson for using his time preparing to play Bruce Wayne by becoming a beautiful weird recluse who everyone resents for his idle privilege twitter.com/__huo__/status…

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You had ONE job Pattinson

𝗠𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢 ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢 (@__HUO__)Thu, 14 May 2020 01:40 +0000

Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1261048984086425602

oh so like software engineering as a whole

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 14 May 2020 21:44 +0000

I'm an auntie again, this time to this cute-as-a-button pup! And I can't actually cope with how adorable he is 😭😍 He is getting ALL the cuddles when lockdown ends 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 15 May 2020 12:33 +0000

Oh thanks BBC.

Charlotte Hugh (@Charlottehugh1)Thu, 14 May 2020 18:41 +0000

Don't assign a reviewer to the pull request, someone will pick it up and review it. PR slowly rots away....

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 15 May 2020 10:28 +0000

Who picks up a guide dogs shite btw ahahaha

Freya (@freyamuriel)Thu, 14 May 2020 08:55 +0000

May 2020 marks the 10 year anniversary of Respawn Entertainment! From our first title, Titanfall, to Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, Apex Legends and beyond, thank you for coming on this adventure with us. Here's to many more. ❤ 🥂: bit.ly/2zxQdN7

Respawn (@Respawn)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:00 +0000

congratulations to my cat on getting stuck between the window and the window screen

cj (@currentvictim)Thu, 14 May 2020 01:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/SparkleClass/status/1260924663900798977

@technottingham and @WiT_Notts !!

Pete Gallagher - Azure #MVPBuzz (@pete_codes)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:39 +0000

I'm writing an article on how to make your Zoom event amazing (and accessible). Anyone want to have a guess at who I'm holding up as examples?!

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:27 +0000

Thanks to all the people who joined us online again this month #php #lockdown Interesting talk about managing DNS see you all again next month bit of a tricky start but platform held up I still want this as my background though ❤️ #wearejh

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 19:17 +0000

I bought my partner a vintage drinks cabinet online for his birthday and it is WAY bigger than it looked in the photos. No way is it going to fit in my one bed flat 🤦‍♀️

katie walker (@KatCodes)Thu, 14 May 2020 19:25 +0000

Eat the rich

Lord Sugar (@jordbrookes)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1260949604071342082

I also got a @200Degs coffee irl! I’d missed it so much 🖤☕️

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:07 +0000

Correction: Meetup starts at 1900, so we'll share a link at 1845 - it's been a long week 😅

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Just a couple of hours until #PHPMiNDS this evening - we hope to see you there to learn about TLS Load Balancing with HAProxy and Let's Encrypt - we'll share the link to the @jitsinews Meet call around 1815.

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:31 +0000

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1260909645692100611

I also enjoy you having tuna for lunch

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:40 +0000

I'm seriously considering getting a colleague to change his name from greg to grep. Frankly, it's inconsiderate that he hasn't already. I lose minutes every day because of this.

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Thu, 14 May 2020 09:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1260603053889052673

Ratish Philip (@ratishphilip)Wed, 13 May 2020 16:38 +0000

the epitome of being an american is how we went through all this shit to protect ourselves but then got bored and decided fuck it let’s die

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Wed, 13 May 2020 17:01 +0000

Some personal news! As of this morning, an administrative task I put off for four (4) months is now complete; it took me 8 minutes and was painless.

Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss)Tue, 12 May 2020 19:32 +0000

You'd be amazed how ineffective this technique is for getting the books you want finished.

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https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1260327786398416897

I think several people may agree with me when I say, please get you arse in gear. What else do you have to do?

Nick Tyler (@nicktyler1970)Tue, 12 May 2020 22:04 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 12 May 2020 22:05 +0000

Mocha has just discovered the joy of eating small morsels of damp meat, and is now unstoppable.

Richard (@halkyardo)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:07 +0000

WFH != isolation quarantine === isolation this mixing of the terms is the actual problem and highlights how the act of working from home somehow equates to NEVER seeing people for some. If anything, I get to see more people when I WFH (because I was able to go out + work)

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https://twitter.com/Rich_Harris/status/1260274286117490688

I get that not everyone enjoys their coworkers' company. I'm sorry if that applies to you! But I really think a lot of WFH evangelists chronically underestimate the harm to the fabric of society if people were to become even more isolated after Covid than we were before.

Rich Harris (@Rich_Harris)Tue, 12 May 2020 18:22 +0000

Jacky Alcine - ☭ 🇭🇹✊🏾 (text USPS to 50409) (@jackyalcine)Tue, 12 May 2020 19:02 +0000

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Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 12 May 2020 17:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1260140752094535680

Oh, well, you're all very lovely, thank you 💛 You've brought some sunshine into my day with your kind & beautiful words! I never know whether to share hard stuff like this or not, but I don't think we talk enough about grief, & let's face it, life isn't all roses all the time x

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 12 May 2020 11:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1260225089859182600

reminds me of programming discussions really...

Matt Brunt 🇪🇺 (@Brunty)Tue, 12 May 2020 15:08 +0000

~~every college hackathon idea since 2015~~ techcrunch.com/2020/05/11/spo…

Drake (@drakerehfeld)Mon, 11 May 2020 16:34 +0000

Look, it’s perfectly clear. You can see one friend on a remote beach in Norway as long as you are two different sides of a dimensional rift and occupying different universes.

Tom Easton (@TomEaston)Mon, 11 May 2020 09:46 +0000

I love this 3-yr-old oak with all my heart. Today should have been a day for birthday cake and party-poppers and eating too much sugar and crashing and burning. But instead I'll sit next to her little tree and miss who she would have been for a bit, and then carry on 💛🌿

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 12 May 2020 09:32 +0000

introverts: imagine being in crowds of people, non-stop, for the last 60+ days. what would that feel like for you? the feeling you're imagining right now is likely close to what some extroverts are actually feeling at the moment. extroverts: sorry you're going through this. 💖

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Mon, 11 May 2020 18:11 +0000

...thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...? twitter.com/wfla/status/12…

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https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1259866040999333890

WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9nDUQ #Florida #COVID19

WFLA NEWS (@WFLA)Mon, 11 May 2020 15:25 +0000

Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti)Mon, 11 May 2020 17:59 +0000

Today - This morning, @akmal_farhana received her degree (which was mailed in the post from 🇩🇪). The joy of this lil' cake in celebration was only a fraction of the whole sum of happiness. 🎓 She a real engineer now, ya'll! 👩‍🔧🎉 #NuggetOfJoy

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 11 May 2020 23:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/mr_goodwin/status/1259944769582698502

The guy who works at Mozilla saying chromium is toxic? 🤔😂

Samuel King (@King_of_Sams_)Mon, 11 May 2020 22:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/snacks_perry/status/1259877333990768642

Guess what no one laughed

GERkunnyS (@tobiasdeppe2000)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:10 +0000

Sometimes life comes at you fast • 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jerica (@DallasMocha)Sun, 10 May 2020 15:37 +0000

Such evidence that there is for mask-wearing suggests that it protects others from you, but not you from others. So to keep public transport users safe, it would need to be mandatory. Which is isn't.

Mark Johnson (@marxjohnson)Mon, 11 May 2020 13:57 +0000

I am IN theverge.com/2020/5/11/2125…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 11 May 2020 21:10 +0000

I don’t code all the time in my spare time. I appreciate the importance of having other non-techy hobbies! ...But when I have the drive to, I’m reminded how much I love it. 💜Especially when I develop something from start to finish or from the ground up! The best feeling. 🙌🏻

Pauline P. Narvas (at home 🏰) (@paulienuh)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:46 +0000