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this is peak humour i will not hear any different.

✮ holly (@hdebeaufort)Mon, 04 May 2020 14:28 +0000

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Tabs vs spaces? Let me tell you about Fibonacci indentation ! Great way to reduce the number of nested loops 😄

Julien Dubois (@juliendubois)Tue, 05 May 2020 08:04 +0000

i know i posted him only .5 seconds ago but i am honest to god losing it at this cat im posting him again

pinar (@pienar)Mon, 04 May 2020 19:24 +0000

Hell hath no fury like a white person mildly inconvenienced

Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher)Mon, 04 May 2020 15:24 +0000

Before I install the Govt tracking app, they must publish: - source code - data and hosting details - security policy - reporting tools and allow Parliamentary and independent auditors ongoing oversight of data usage Sorry to be difficult but Johnson govt is not to be trusted

Richard Scott 🇬🇧🇪🇺🗳🔸 (@RichardAScott)Sun, 03 May 2020 21:11 +0000

may divorce be with you

Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff)Mon, 04 May 2020 14:36 +0000

Imagine being married to a man, and you have a baby girl and then he exclaims to the world ‘wow! Now i know how to finally treat women’ with you, his wife, in close proximity.

Rebel Scum (@awkward_duck)Mon, 04 May 2020 19:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1257369145802395650

My PlayStation has started doing a thing where it won't turn on and you have to turn it off and on again at the wall, sometimes a few times over before it works. Should I buy a PS4 Pro or put up with the power thing and wait for the PS5 at the end of the year?

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 04 May 2020 21:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/HidingHippie/status/1257346459558645767

If you write something, it's copyrighted automatically. You can *give up* some of your rights under copyright, e.g. with a Creative Commons license. Fair use is a defense against copyright violation. In this case quoting a section or sections in a story would probably be fair use

Gordon Haff (@ghaff)Mon, 04 May 2020 16:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/timbray/status/1257345369824014337

You licensed it under Creative Commons--but you explicitly cited the non-commercial variant, so you've got a strong argument. Regardless of the legal aspects, it *is* scummy of them to do without at least a conversation first.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 04 May 2020 16:56 +0000

Thank you so much to the whole @technottingham for taking the time to send me this wonderful card. I will be plastering all of my devices with these stickers to remind me of the fantastic tech community I belong to and am missing very much! #technott

Samuel King (@King_of_Sams_)Mon, 04 May 2020 12:50 +0000

I really enjoy my personal website - it’s a great way to develop both technical and creative skills, and build up a digital home for projects I’m proud of. Recommend!

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If you're a person in STEM, doing any science at any level - you should create a website to showcase your work. You don't have to wait until you get some degree or title to "qualify" as a scientist or to have a website. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #phdchat

Brittany | STEM Websites (@brttnytrnh)Sun, 03 May 2020 19:08 +0000

Emily Smith (@emilycsmith18)Mon, 04 May 2020 10:36 +0000

If you're a person in STEM, doing any science at any level - you should create a website to showcase your work. You don't have to wait until you get some degree or title to "qualify" as a scientist or to have a website. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #phdchat

Brittany | STEM Websites (@brttnytrnh)Sun, 03 May 2020 19:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1257241087342792706

Yuppp, I’ve been following @JamieTanna’s public love affair with Morph very closely 💛

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 04 May 2020 09:40 +0000

The one on the right is one of my favorite “white men in love with Rihanna” snapshots. His cool daddy-o full body stretch gets me every time.

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when Ethan Hawke made his son switch seats just so he could talk to Rihanna.

fentxyy 🅴 (@fentxyy)Sat, 02 May 2020 17:56 +0000

Nichole 🍞🍯 (@tnwhiskeywoman)Sun, 03 May 2020 17:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1238360282247897090

A new variant of the hashtag has evolved! #COVID__19 That's with *two* underscores. "_ _ 1 9" Folksonomy (ˌfōkˈsänəmē) - noun, Computers: an annoying classification system derived from user-generated electronic tags that annotate and content. Designed to hinder analysis.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 04 May 2020 05:58 +0000

I've grown up making custom, paper birthday cards for as long as I can remember. Figured in these pandemic times, I could give a shot at making one for you, too! 💎 Happiest Birthday, @CarolSaysThings 💛

riz (@rizbizkits)Sun, 03 May 2020 21:06 +0000

We are living through an unprecedented use of the term “unprecedented”

Jay Van Bavel (@jayvanbavel)Sat, 02 May 2020 16:59 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Sun, 03 May 2020 20:11 +0000

#InternationalBereavedMothersDay ⬅️ I didn't know this was a thing. Two hard anniversaries are looming and giving me the side eye. I know a lot of my friends have also struggled with pregnancy loss and I'm sending you *all* my love. This book is currently helping me a lot 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 03 May 2020 20:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1257042324720361472

Thank you! 💛 We definitely will 🙌 Today I was reminded of this tweet you shared 😂 https://t.co/xFH8s0UAHn

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birthdays in the middle six months of 2020

pay essential workers like they’re essential (@bitandbang)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 23:57 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 03 May 2020 20:23 +0000

I have so many ideas, I think this calls for some changes to my personal site 👩‍💻💡

Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Sun, 03 May 2020 13:24 +0000

I know a blog post has reach when I get emails explaining it to me

bletchley punk is masked up (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 02 May 2020 18:42 +0000

I hate to be rude, but the reason you are healthy enough to protest is because other people stayed the fuck home.

Bess Kalb (@bessbell)Sat, 02 May 2020 22:39 +0000

£850, i've been screwed

Dr James Kent (@DrJamesKent3)Sat, 02 May 2020 16:00 +0000

My husband just ate 6 poppadums, 4 onion bahji, 2 meat samosas, a mixed meat vindaloo with pilau rice & wiped his plate clean with naan bread, before turning to me & saying 'I think I've overdone it, next time don't order me any salad with the bahjis please.'

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon)Sat, 02 May 2020 19:09 +0000

I want to be very clear, I want to say this in the strongest terms: we are terrified of having to go back to a world where strangers don’t cross the street to avoid you and people attempt to make small talk. they will have to drag us there kicking and screaming

macoroni n cheese (@freezydorito)Sat, 02 May 2020 21:46 +0000

Why I code against a mock API: 1 I control the speed 2 It's never down 3 No internet required 4 No cross-team dependency 5 I can force it to throw errors to simulate server errors 6 I can write fast, reliable app tests 7 When I find a bug, I can enhance mock data and test it

Cory House (@housecor)Fri, 01 May 2020 15:21 +0000

Very American to decide we are bored with COVID and therefore it is over

Jeff Kasanoff (@JeffKasanoff)Sun, 03 May 2020 01:53 +0000

Hands down this is still and always will be one of my fave stickers! I love it so much I don't think I'll ever stick it on my laptop. Thanks again @thrivensunshine! 🥰

Sarah Paz (@heysarahpaz)Sat, 02 May 2020 23:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/miss_jwo/status/1256616687023030279

Today we came up with the plan for the next 6 weeks - both for ourselves and our food/ medical needs. What I’ve realised is that we’ve been treating Lockdown like a client project. 😂 We have weekly sprint planning & retros. And it’s keeping me sane. 🥰

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Sat, 02 May 2020 16:08 +0000

oh wow airlines are panicking to sell off their excess food inventory to discount grocers lucky me just what i always wanted shitty overpriced airplane snacks in the comfort of my home

isis agora lovecruft (they/them) (@isislovecruft)Sat, 02 May 2020 18:45 +0000

The best part? This is running on ‘old’, stable, reliable infrastructure. You don’t *need* Kubernetes to scale, it’s perfectly possible to do that with oldskool infra. Linux servers, MySQL, Redis & PHP: 👌

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✅ Just noticed that, since launch, @OhDearApp has performed more than 1 billion checks. It also has sent a over 500 000 notifications ohdear.app Some cool additions, including performance monitoring, are coming soon to the service! 👍

Freek Van der Herten (@freekmurze)Sat, 02 May 2020 16:00 +0000

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sat, 02 May 2020 17:23 +0000

Cant stop watching this

Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10)Sat, 02 May 2020 07:30 +0000

“I have a feeding tube so I don’t die” - very serious, makes people uncomfortable even though it’s the truth “I got my small intestine pierced” - metal

Sarah Esterman (@SarahEsterman)Fri, 01 May 2020 22:51 +0000

First, welcome to your new life! Ask questions! Find a work buddy with whom you feel comfortable asking any tech question. Never let anyone make you feel bad asking a question - there are no dumb questions. Ask a lot. Draw diagrams. Read code. Reassert your assumptions. Breathe.

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I start my new job as a software developer tomorrow. I am both nervous and excited. Any tips/advice/things you wish you had known when starting out? I'd love to hear it! #CodeNewbie #WomenWhoCode

✨𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚓𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚜 (@javascript_jess)Fri, 01 May 2020 00:40 +0000

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sat, 02 May 2020 08:24 +0000

“how’s your year going?” me:

sloane 🍑 (@skipper)Fri, 01 May 2020 19:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1256287173579431936

Al Sweigart (@AlSweigart)Fri, 01 May 2020 19:01 +0000

Apparently, I can't set my password to "Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm"

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 02 May 2020 13:47 +0000

No matter how much of a failure you think you are, you will almost certainly never lose $14,000,000,000 by tweeting irishtimes.com/business/trans…

VƎX is Super Gay (@vexwerewolf)Fri, 01 May 2020 21:27 +0000

Rest In Peace to one of the funniest actors I’ve ever had the joy of working with. Sam Lloyd made me crack up and break character every single time we did a scene together. He could not have been a kinder man. I will forever cherish the time I had with you, Sammy.

Zach Braff (@zachbraff)Fri, 01 May 2020 22:44 +0000

That “Hold Up! Wait a minute!” Gets me everytime 😭

RHOle Model (@Kapri_Sunnnnn)Fri, 01 May 2020 16:29 +0000

Has this one been done already? Cuz I’m feeling it. Always.

🌈 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 💫 (@WTFcooner)Fri, 01 May 2020 23:22 +0000