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Yesterday, @Keir_Starmer @JonAshworth @leicesterliz and I, brought a motion to Parliament calling on the Government to introduce weekly testing of NHS and care staff. 331 Conservative MPs voted against it, even though they spent many Thursdays clapping for carers.

Dr Rosena Allin-Khan (@DrRosena)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:19 +0000

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

Gareth Baines (@DrGABaines)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 17:27 +0000

I'm on hold with my bank and this is the shit they are playing 😐😐

hsky the god (@jkmb)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/jkmb/status/1275873332718600192

I like to imagine they have someone playing this live & they are very tired n stressed

McDumbass Supreme🌻 (@junojoestar)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:42 +0000

lol seeing guys that spent the last twenty years prepping their bunker to survive indefinitely in a nuclear winter are giving up after wearing a thin cloth mask for three weeks.

Matt Haughey 😷 (@mathowie)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 22:29 +0000

when girls mention sexual assaults men’s first response is “happens to men too” yet when men talk about the high rates of male suicide which is a very valid problem in our society you will NEVER find a girl say “happens to girls too” because we understand basic empathy

molly (@mollykhadija)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:59 +0000

I'd been fearing just this.

Whit Stillman (@WhitStillman)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:08 +0000

A year ago today Chiefy was given a 50/50 chance of surviving a horrible rare viral infection that left her weak and miserable. Today she's proudly still carrying extra turkey weight from Christmas and is her usual bouncy shiny happy self. So grateful to our wonderful vet.

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 11:54 +0000

Moving to Apple Silicon is really a cost-cutting measure. Now Apple only needs to charge a leg, because the ARM is included

Joe Groff (@jckarter)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 16:28 +0000

I noticed I slowed down my blogging last month or so for the first time, basically ever. I'd been going twice a week for like 18 years but this month has been hard. And that OK. If you're 50% OK that's OK also. Acknowledge it and take care of yourself. hanselman.com/blog/monthview…

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 01:08 +0000

Reminder that GitHub’s salespeople celebrates renewing their ICE contract with bald eagle and American flag emojis latimes.com/business/techn…

Sebastian (@sebmck)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 07:02 +0000

The Onion is reality now

David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:41 +0000

We did it, America. We flattened the curve.

The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 15:16 +0000

Went to post an anchorman gif in a work slack channel and 10 mins later I’m still hitting shuffle and cackling like a crazy person.

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:02 +0000

there is no anxiety like waiting for your turn in a group ice breaker

Lily (@lilykonings)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:27 +0000

men are like ‘i cant avoid touching a womans waist when i pass by her in the pub’ mate what do you do if you need to pass by a guy do you just stay in place until you get the pokeflute

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 15:24 +0000

Tik toks that make me laugh, a thread 👇 Have to start with this one, cause I’m writing a talk and this is a forever mood 😅

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/rwdrich/status/1275799764727222278

I miss these days. Pushing 29 now... really modelling the waterfall methodology down my back right now.

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:21 +0000

The concept of "Evil races" has always been a copout writing tactic deeply rooted in racism. All the people crying about getting rid of it completely lack imagination and the ability to write conflict without portraying an entire peoples as inherently evil.

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D&D is getting rid of the concept of 'evil' races buff.ly/2BCWuYL

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 00:20 +0000

Di'Rico L. Baker (@rico_rants)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 15:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/_BillieBelieves/status/1275507355820703748

Why have no spies replied to this

Billie (@_BillieBelieves)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 20:41 +0000

Imagine being a spy right now, stuck at home trying to convince your family you have a normal job

Billie (@_BillieBelieves)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 19:11 +0000

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Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 07:00 +0000

Thank you to those who joined me at @NottsTechfast bright and early this morning. All slides and resources can be found here: noti.st/jesspwhite/T08…

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1276074966564438023

#mood 😂

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:52 +0000

I’m taking a few days off work to finish the 123241 things I need to do, but instead a started a new thing. 👇 👇 👇 🤡 👈 me

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:49 +0000

going to IndieWebCamp West - Eat Your Own Cooking Pre-Party! 🗓 8-10pm Friday! 🎟 Details: events.indieweb.org/2020/06/indiew… ✉️ Join us from your dining table, coffee table etc! @brb_irl @Kongaloosh @AllAboutGeorge @JackyAlcine @AndiGalpern @BenWerd ... tantek.com/t57H3

Tantek Çelik (@t)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 01:47 +0000

man who would’ve thought this is what it sounded like when gelatine gets shredded 🥴🥴🥴

half toasted bread ass giraffe (@tayler_renee97)Mon, 22 Jun 2020 23:54 +0000

This is Zuri. She was reading you a bedtime story but accidentally fell asleep herself. Didn’t even make it a full page. 13/10 sleep tight bb

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:56 +0000

Wishing the absolute star that is @rizbizkits a wonderful birthday today! I've made you a beautiful collage with my graphic design skillz 🎉

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 10:19 +0000

“You’re on mute” Is the work phrase of 2020.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 15:33 +0000

Lord grant me the confidence of a man on Twitter who attempts to correct information on a technology someone is core eng on. 😐😑

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someone just confidently spent several tweets telling me that Electron works on mobile and that i'm a know-it-all for saying it doesn't lmfao

shelley (@codebytere)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 16:48 +0000

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:19 +0000

Yes. I am aware of the thing. I have sent along all of the information I have about the thing to the people who have the power to make decisions. I can not comment on the thing until they've had time to do their due diligence and release an official response. Thank you.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:36 +0000

When I say the struggle is real, the struggle is real. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 13:25 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 20:26 +0000

I have no idea

Aarón García ⚡️ (@aarongarciah)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 10:55 +0000

(たぶん)宇宙から来た猫を作ってみました。 うねうね。

めーちっさい (@meetissai)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 08:17 +0000

ssd: NOOO U CANT JUST ROTATE A CIRCLE UNTIL IT FINDS A SEQUENCE MAKES YOUR MAGNET HAPPY hdd: haha disk go spinny

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 17:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/Maaikees/status/1275705458741911554

strong disagree. no unit or API test would catch these UI errors which impact a company's bottom line, and humans shouldn't be tasked with manually checking every page of your app over and over to catch these bugs.

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:12 +0000

Tomorrow morning, I'll be up earlier than I'm used to without caffeine to hang out with the marvelous @techfast folks! ☕️☀️

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2 days until our next event. We're excited to have @JessPWhite and her take on public speaking in a virtual world! meetup.com/Notts-Techfast… #nottingham #technottingham #nottstechfast

NottsTechfast (@NottsTechfast)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 07:46 +0000

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 17:54 +0000

Tremendous effort from whoever actually paid English pounds just to have Bin Laden sit in the Leeds crowd.

Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 14:59 +0000

ASMR for developers

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 01:44 +0000

I feel like I need to say this because I keep getting comments and questions. I am no longer married; we split up last fall. Please do not ask me questions about it anymore. He is a wonderful person and I have nothing but respect for him. Please respect our privacy. Thanks.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 12:10 +0000

You don't have to share every detail of your life on the internet. If you do, people will pry, and you'll end up in a situation like I did where I have to publicly announce the end of a relationship to 100k people because I'm tired of getting questions. Not worth it.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 12:14 +0000

When it's hot outside so your boss sends you a 27 KILO BLOCK OF ICE @jimmy_wales you are bonkers in the best way

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 11:21 +0000

website: "single sign on" reality: every time

Phillip Carter #BlackLivesMatter (@_cartermp)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 00:31 +0000

I'm going to be giving my talk "What can I do?" @DevopsNotts Diversity in Tech event, hope to see you there! 👇

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📢 LESS THAN A WEEK TO GO📢 Next Tuesday, we've a special edition of #DevOpsNotts to discuss and celebrate diversity in tech 🙌🎉 The line up; @anna_hax @CarolSaysThings @MicaSophieBell @balhayre @HannahMulligan @NinaSwanwick @short_louise RSVP; meetu.ps/e/J2xD5/jRrk8/d

DevOps Notts (@DevopsNotts)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 09:50 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 10:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/status/1275585747588976645

sounds about white...

mo (@usrdev)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 00:38 +0000

Ned Hartley (@NedHartley)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 15:27 +0000

📢 LESS THAN A WEEK TO GO📢 Next Tuesday, we've a special edition of #DevOpsNotts to discuss and celebrate diversity in tech 🙌🎉 The line up; @anna_hax @CarolSaysThings @MicaSophieBell @balhayre @HannahMulligan @NinaSwanwick @short_louise RSVP; meetu.ps/e/J2xD5/jRrk8/d

DevOps Notts (@DevopsNotts)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 09:50 +0000

unbelievably funny

Matt Grippi (@MattGrippi)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 16:34 +0000