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Dear every #PHP developer who has complained to me about #WordPress being on old versions of PHP can now buy me and the team a fucking drink. In covid terms - come to our meetups and chat about PHP - People wanna learn! Don't give me the travel excuse. We went digital!

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 20:50 +0000

Proud of this one 👇

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 17:28 +0000

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that

Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 02:25 +0000

BURN LINKEDIN

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 14:48 +0000

TIL I can now identify a C130 flying over me by sound

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1271490694511759363

He asked me if I'd be jealous if he had a hoodie and I said yes 😂😜

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 17:30 +0000

I feel like VIP is where is at 🔥@JamieTanna twitter.com/pfnotts/status…

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

Dwayne Codling (@Codling)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:58 +0000

Thank you, @JamieTanna! (this is also to say: I'm flabbergasted at the kindnesses shown through the actions of all you ~extremely~ excellent people for becoming @PFNotts patrons 🥺 I did not expect this level of a response 💙)

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/techpickles/status/1271171424858902528

The company's response is confidential, but mine isn't: continued anger and disappointment. @github's words and (hopeful, eventual) actions in support of #BlackLivesMatter are just performative. #NoTechForICE

Josh Nichols (@techpickles)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/techpickles/status/1271171423457947649

My question: "How does the leadership team rectify GitHub's position on #BlackLivesMatter with our continued business with ICE despite their racist practices and policies? Anytime we as GitHub speak out, it's inevitably met publicly with a call to drop ICE."

Josh Nichols (@techpickles)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

5 years ago today, the greatest headline ever written as Jack took over from Dick C at Twitter

JD Ross (@justindross)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 16:03 +0000

netflix: are you still watching me: no but i cannot be left alone with my thoughts

hey buddy (@comicguyjames)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 22:15 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 23:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1271274095456456705

Nathan 🏳️‍🌈 (@NathOnSecurity)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 03:02 +0000

GitHub is going to non-default to "master" and keep running away from the fact that they're still working with ICE, lol

jacky. 📟🇭🇹✊🏾 (@jackyalcine)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 01:19 +0000

This is 1000% what it feels like 😅

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lizandmollie (@lizandmollie)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 17:30 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 06:31 +0000

Nigel Farage has resigned to spend more time focusing on his political caree- ah no his party got 0 seats. His famil- ah no they left him. His second famil- ah no they left him too. Nigel Farage has resigned to spend more time with his racism.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 15:54 +0000

Today during a @github company-wide Q&A session, I asked a hard question. I almost didn't until occurred to me if I couldn't ask with all my privilege of being a white man with seniority (7 years this week, recently promoted to staff engineer), who can?

Josh Nichols (@techpickles)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/thomas_k_r/status/1271189228349775879

you just cured design and tech twitter m8

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 21:15 +0000

Sadly not surprising. If we are going to create a future that’s secure and where we all flourish we can’t have a return to business as usual. We need a change of direction with urgent investment in a green economic recovery.

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'Surprisingly rapid' rebound in carbon emissions post-lockdown theguardian.com/environment/20…

The Guardian (@guardian)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 19:59 +0000

Jonathan Bartley (@jon_bartley)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 21:08 +0000

Every time I npm install 😅

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does your macbook sound like this too? 😅🔊

Kap 💃 (@kapehe_ok)Wed, 10 Jun 2020 17:06 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 09:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1271102882012512259

“If I accept a job offer here, what will make me regret it the most?”

HydroxyCoreyQuinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 15:34 +0000

Looking forward to this!! twitter.com/wit_notts/stat…

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Next month at #WiTNotts we're very excited to welcome @charlenehunterf who will be sharing her journey into tech and founding @codingblackfems 🧡✨ 📆 Thursday 2nd July ⏰ 6.30pm 💻 Online only! All the details 👉 nott.tech/wit-july-2020

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 07:12 +0000

Charlene Hunter (@charlenehunterf)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 07:21 +0000

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

Jack (@GayLaVie)Wed, 10 Jun 2020 17:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/nuttycom/status/1270847782996201473

> As someone who has constructed multiple pumpkin-throwing catapults, You should begin all your tweets like this.

Ross A. Baker (@rossabaker)Wed, 10 Jun 2020 22:46 +0000

Just spoken to a psychologist about starting some therapy as soon as face to face appointments are available again, and I feel like a huge weight has lifted. To have someone say 'yes, that all sounds *really* hard, it's no wonder you're struggling' is reassuring and validating.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 10 Jun 2020 16:07 +0000

Got a parcel today, the delivery man asked my surname. I told him Whitley, and he said he had a parcel for my husband...?! I told him I don’t have one and he said ‘oh it’s adressed to Dr Whitley’. Told him that was me!?! #everydaysexism

Lu (@lucewhitley)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 19:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/scott_castaneda/status/1270403346378170369

What "Machine" did you think he was raging against? The dishwasher?

Howard Finkelstein (@howfink)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 18:19 +0000

I read BIPOC as bisexual POC everytime

If Beale Street Could Twerk (@camerouninema)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 01:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1270493179196907525

It technically works at showing you the status, though...

Jamiroquai's Dune (@a3nb7h)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 23:10 +0000

For fuck sakes, IBM. Why would you host your status page on your own cloud?

Zack Whittaker (@zackwhittaker)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 23:09 +0000

Found on a US government website. Everyone: *this* is what systemic racism is. It's not overt. It's a systematic principle by which some folks are excluded, forcing them to change who they are in order to fit into a system that never considered them in the first place.

Raquel Vélez (@rockbot)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 17:02 +0000

I think we should all watch this cat try ice cream for the first time.

no cuts no buts no coconuts (@damn_elle)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 06:06 +0000

Two birthdays, 19 years apart. I think we have *slightly* better hair these days 😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 16:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/fayekinley/status/1270376202990223361

He was pretty “fair” about it tbh but I’m not debating my existence with someone lmao, you know how many people I can date that are already educated on this subject I’m not wasting my time educating a man

faye (@fayekinley)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 15:27 +0000

Just had an angry reader email me about my "elitist education." On a whim, I looked them up. We went to the same school.

Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 18:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1270390722517258241

Twanna. In three months you should get a response.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 18:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/shepoy1967/status/1270224729845071877

Subconsciously, they must feel they *have* to tell people they're Christians because there's nothing in their behaviour that would lead an observer to conclude that independently

Ken Keenan (@ken_keenan)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 06:47 +0000

A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive has a man with a sports avi, 17 followers and 🇺🇸 in their avi

Lauren Elizabeth (@yesimLAbaby)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1270098354752585728

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machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/dannysteenman/status/1270285632481394688

Haha, I actually filmed it as a pre-recording for @WiT_Notts meet-up earlier this year. It was fun to film, because now whenever someone asks me about blogging I just send them the video or my blog post. 😂

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 09:47 +0000

How braindead do you have to be to swim into a harbour expecting to pick up a 44848kg statue and bring it back out with you?? twitter.com/corbynistateen…

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Omg they actually tried to retrieve the statue today looooooooool

Hasan Patel 🌹 (@CorbynistaTeen)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 18:51 +0000

sign the petition in my bio!!!! (@hiabtcilen)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 19:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/nickjrenshaw/status/1270030530223001604

She's performed the impossible task of reuniting the country.

MwardM (@mwardm)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 17:37 +0000

Hey 👋 for anyone new - I’m Cat. An astro artist and science communicator. I studied a Mech Engineering and worked a decade in Videogames only to realise my purpose was to create cosmic artworks that connect us back to the stars & ultimately allow us to contemplate our existence

Cathrin Machin Cosmic Art (@Cathrinmachin)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 01:04 +0000

this is my favorite meme I’ve seen in weeks

ken (@kickeep)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 18:42 +0000

Happy birthday @MrAndrew 🎉 37 years old and some things never change: still loves a shirt and jumper combo; still loves Lego; still loves an audience 😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 09 Jun 2020 08:01 +0000

In case you missed the beef between the racists and PG tips & Yorkshire Tea

🧔🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@hassanshabir786)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 20:50 +0000

Two brilliant talks tonight from @Codling and @chatterboxCoder. Thank you as ever to the @technottingham team. Missing Nottingham now more than ever so it's always great to see some familiar faces from the Nottingham tech scene 😊 #technott

Samuel King (@King_of_Sams_)Mon, 08 Jun 2020 20:20 +0000