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PSA: Tech jobs are jobs. You shouldn’t have to become a celebrity, join a cult, or crawl through miles of metaphorical glass to land a technical role. Software engineers, sorry to tell you all, but you’re not special. You learned skills to do a job.

Nikema Prophet ❤️✨ (@dev_nikema)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 13:02 +0000

Wait. Woody is a sheriff and therefore a cop too. Is Toy Story copaganda 😰

imagine the x-men cupid shuffling w/sentinels 😬 (@Steph_I_Will)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/TNeenan/status/1273583031891177472

Time for this beauty to get another outing.

Same💩different day (@Samedifferentd1)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:15 +0000

Wow, this can’t have been easy to admit. Well done @Nigel_Farage

Tom Neenan (@TNeenan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:47 +0000

... and that's the best UDP joke of all time. I told it at work a job ago and people just lost it, and now you all have it. (2/2)

Lisa ✊ (@thedoh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:42 +0000

I can't fucking stop watching this tik tokkkk 😂😂😭😭

cutefuckingpancake (@BLUERASB3RRY)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 05:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pappiness/status/1273238907656667136

The Reader-Shelf Help Books 💖📚 (@JPL_Reader)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 14:17 +0000

I think the most important detail about Officer Karen not getting her Egg McMuffin is that Breonna Taylor was murdered in her home and no one has been charged.

Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 12:59 +0000

💙 In more happy news that we're elated to share: here's a special shoutout to @TashJNorris for becoming our 4th VIP Patron! Wohoo! 🥳 Join Tash in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:19 +0000

i have felt for many years that there is nothing more satisfying and correct than a cat with a fish in its mouth

Gravis (edited) (@gravislizard)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:44 +0000

Developers nowadays when they need to set-up a simple blog or landing page

Raf Rasenberg (@rafrasenberg)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/chris_emerson/status/1273236222345953280

While it was on.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/kiddrager/status/1272956248653250560

All she had to do was MIND HER BUSINESS AND DRINK HER GIN AND TONIC.

.... (@sospanishart)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 03:20 +0000

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A handy comparison showing difference in size between: (a) London Underground's sub-surface trains (b) London Underground's deep tube trains

Tim Dunn (@MrTimDunn)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:01 +0000

macoroni n cheese (@freezydorito)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:20 +0000

American healthcare be like

Alex (@775AC)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 20:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/jpm0031/status/1273085707142205441

Another way to put it:

BB Morey (@BolsterMass)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 05:35 +0000

In the girl’s group chat like teehee so which innocent man should we all accuse of sexual misconduct today!? We’ll probably get death threats, ppl saying we’re lying whores, our nudes leaked, address’ doxxed, and careers ruined but haha what a fun prank

Eve (@evefingdonnelly)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 15:50 +0000

people: "we want an edit button" people: "better alt texts" people: "ban hatespeech" twitter: lol u can record ur voice now prrrrat prrratt *finger guns*

Max Böck (@mxbck)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 21:05 +0000

A load of my chinese friends have chosen their own english names. This is not a trans only thing.

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i feel like choosing your own first name is seen as a trans thing now and i highly recommend cis people to consider it too, like normalize it so we can jump through less hoops to do it

your elminence (@elmofthehill)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 02:30 +0000

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 21:20 +0000

With UK unemployment rising, we're now offering a year's free @Headspace to all those people out of work. We know meditation won't get you your job back, but hopefully it can help to provide some additional support at a really stressful time. headspace.com/unemployed

Andy Puddicombe (@andypuddicombe)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 17:24 +0000

fucking hell Jamie, no pressure mate

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:26 +0000

👋 Super excited to announce NAMASTE! It's like email, if email aligned your chakras! - It's not a typo! Your inbox is now "Ombox", the mind, body, and spirit of your internet experience. - No more "mark unread" just mark to "meditate on" - Reach "nirvana" with always inbox 0™️

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 03:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/cyberkidmfb/status/1273104670098182147

I agree if this were a real product it would be problematic. Hence it being satire poking fun at something that out of touch white people in SF would make. 😎

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 05:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/threathuntergrl/status/1273013673724768256

Fingers are crossed for you!

Nichole (@ZeroistheBest42)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 22:09 +0000

alternatives to master branch: - have you ever hired a black woman? - what are you doing within your company to protect your black employees? - main is fine, sure

JSON Waterfalls (@roniece_dev)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 21:04 +0000

sydney (@custardloaf)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 14:13 +0000

I had free school meals all my life, along with several bursaries and grants throughout college and uni. If it wasn’t for that support then I wouldn’t be in the position I am today - going to earn enough to pay back in tax more than I ever took

Penny Hindle (@PenelopeHindle)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 11:46 +0000

For those of you who might not be aware, @Loftio was one of our wonderful learners from the very 1st wave back in 2018! She's done us even prouder with her support now and we needed an excuse to share this photo of Lex with the #PFTeam, again. 💙 https://t.co/1QATTd6sFF

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💙 A heartwarming thank you, also, to @Loftio for becoming an Official Patron! Join Lex in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 13:41 +0000

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 13:47 +0000

😳🤔 I’d do me! 😝😘

William Shatner (@WilliamShatner)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 01:39 +0000

We're so proud to be supporting @PFNotts 🐋 The work they're doing to support and encourage minorities in tech is amazing 🧡✨

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💙 We're so very pleased to welcome @technottingham as our 2nd VIP Patron! 🍉 TN makes 'Nottingham a better place to live and work in technology', and their support means a lot to us. Join #TechNott in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 15:30 +0000

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 13:00 +0000

The Prime Minister reacts to the news that 600,000 UK workers lose their jobs whilst billionaires increase their personal wealth by £25,000,000,000.

Parody Matt Hancock (@ParodyHancock)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 10:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/howardthedolph1/status/1272837889680949250

The most difficult part is trying to keep ahead of the absurdity.

Parody Matt Hancock (@ParodyHancock)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 10:27 +0000

World war 3 trending in England. ‘Ah shit here we go again’ quite literally.

dUsK (@DuskPlainz)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 09:41 +0000

China and India are starting World War 3 in the middle of a global pandemic? Sounds about 2020.

Sia 💚 (@Sias_Creations)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 10:44 +0000

they’re bringing back the world war 3 plotline? this 2020 show is crazy.

hot girl pooh (@420bandobaaby)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 11:01 +0000

There’s literally One Weird Trick to end the pandemic and we aren’t doing it

Toby Muresianu (@tobymuresianu)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 05:00 +0000

github renaming the master branch: performative watching mediocre tech dudes having breakdowns on r/programmerhumor: priceless

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 03:58 +0000

I'm taking a leap of faith and leaving DEV and Medium to focus on my personal blogging site: compiled.blog Thanks so much to the DEV team for your continued support ♥️ You can join my mailing list for blog updates! dev.to/emmabostian/i-…

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 14:01 +0000

Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare A) Re-open the park B) Be eager to visit the re-opened Park

Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 01:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/techgirl1908/status/1272683477620502531

(I think the conversation got sparked because GitHub is changing their default branch names... while continuing to work with ICE)

Kat Marchán 🍑🍑🍑 (@zkat__)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 00:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/techgirl1908/status/1272683477620502531

This is the bare MINIMUM you can do and yall can't even do this without whining and centering yourselves. Yes we know slavery never crosses *your* mind when you hear it. When does it ever? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! If you cant even do the light work, pls just get out of the way

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 00:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/zkat__/status/1272693115808133126

so.. we should all rename our branches to drop_ice

Daniel Carosone ⬡ 🇸🇪 🇮🇹 🇦🇺 (@redtwitdown)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 01:22 +0000

/me walks into the bedroom and remembers that they piled all the clean laundry on top of the bed with the intention to put it all away. /me rolls said laundry into a clean bedsheet and hoists the whole thing off the bed onto the arm chair. OH: I’m glad no grown ups are here.

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 23:42 +0000

This is a brilliant project offering free coding courses to the people of Nottingham, providing pathways into the local tech industry and enriching our community 💛 The team who run it are awesome, you too can support them!👇

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💙 We're so very pleased to welcome @technottingham as our 2nd VIP Patron! 🍉 TN makes 'Nottingham a better place to live and work in technology', and their support means a lot to us. Join #TechNott in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 15:30 +0000

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 21:14 +0000

Master/branch does not make sense over trunk/branch. Never did. What are you even doing right now? Ugh. I'm done. You're exhausting.

Angela Jarosz (@mimismash)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 19:59 +0000

I literally wrote a tool to help with this. But not all lower case. That's just weird!

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URL styles PascalUrlsAreLikeThis camelCaseIsLikeThis snake_case_is_like_this kebab-urls-have-a-stick-through-them lowercaseurlsarejustweird

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 18:27 +0000

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 20:45 +0000