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Covid19 will cost the state £132bn. Sounds like a crisis. But Total value of land in UK is £5tn, and half of it is owned by the richest 1% of us. 30% is owned by aristocrats. So create a #LandValueTax (like Switzerland has) of 1.3% for 2 years, and Covid19 is paid for.

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Sat, 16 May 2020 11:26 +0000

POV you are being cuddled by a large male tabby cat who loves you more than anything in the world

Richard (@halkyardo)Sat, 16 May 2020 16:54 +0000

Does it matter how well engineered your “product” is if it is mothballed after 12 months anyway?

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Where does engineering rep come from? Here's a Google engineer slagging on Amazon engineering, which they say mediocre. I don't think this is an unusual opinion, I've heard this from people both inside and outside of Google. Google has the best engineering, Amazon is mediocre.

Dan Luu (@danluu)Fri, 15 May 2020 08:47 +0000

David Cleckley (@dclex_)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:32 +0000

About 2.5 years ago, I estimated that my book on software estimation would be finished within 6 months. It is still nowhere near finished.

Neil Killick (@neil_killick)Sat, 16 May 2020 05:56 +0000

What do you think this means?

Kristin Low (@kristinlow)Fri, 15 May 2020 11:39 +0000

Spending the weekend editing and improving my slides for this next month 🙀 I’m nervous but excited and really grateful to be talking about my experiences & tips coping with introversion in the very sociable world of tech!!

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The amazing @KatCodes will be talking about the Art of Communication at #YouGotThisConf From Home on June 6. Katie will help you strengthen your work communication skills and build more meaningful relationships. ✊ Free tickets at home.yougotthis.io 💖 ✨

You Got This Conferences (@yougotthisconf)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 16:21 +0000

katie walker (@KatCodes)Sat, 16 May 2020 15:43 +0000

I was today years old when I found out Gandalf carried his pipe in his staff.

Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:22 +0000

Bill Gates haters. reddit.com/r/rareinsults/…

Diana S. Fleischman (@sentientist)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:53 +0000

you’re at a dinner party. there are 30 guests and 30 servings. jeff makes himself 29 plates. he hoards them all, despite the fact that there’s no way he can eat all that food. and people defend him because “well, it’s his. what’s he gonna do, give it away?” yes.

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jeff bezos set to become the first trillionaire meanwhile 33 million americans just filed for unemployment forcing 27 million people off their health insurance

alexis isabel (@lexi4prez)Wed, 13 May 2020 22:21 +0000

Bailey Wayne Hundl (@DynawithaD)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1261198285886435329

My partner has a follow-up observation that further disrupts the status quo: doesn’t that mean that the “p” is silent, like in pterodactyl and pterosaur? So we should be saying HELICOTTER

Lisa Levenberg 🌈 (@RabbiLLevenberg)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:20 +0000

Every so often I remember that "helicopter" is not made up of "heli" and "copter" but of "helico" and "pter" and I am filled with a deep rage

Detective Pikajew (@clapifyoulikeme)Fri, 15 May 2020 07:34 +0000

Now I’m watching these recipe videos just to feel something. Horrified is something.

Akilah Green (@akilahgreen)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:24 +0000

Okay well apparently @kvlly @ASpittel and I are twelve year olds because we can’t say “data sharding” without giggling. Also who thought “data sharding” was a good name??

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Sat, 16 May 2020 14:25 +0000

I retweeted a video yesterday of white men terrorizing a Black delivery truck driver I then asked white people why they collectively suck at living peacefully w/ other groups Some replies blamed white men, in an attempt to deflect responsibility So, white women...unpack this😒

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I NEED HAZARD PAY. I AM NOT READY TO WORK IN THIS SHIT.

gregarious (@gryking)Sat, 16 May 2020 06:40 +0000

Adrian C. Jackson (@AdrianCJax)Sat, 16 May 2020 13:33 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns

Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel)Sat, 16 May 2020 09:52 +0000

I miss the "posting cryptic song lyrics which may or may not be subtweets" phase of all social media platforms tbh

Olu (@oluoluoxenfree)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jack78565764/status/1261447825432260608

Hmm I 100% don’t think this is a problem with nokogiri. It’s just that it’s a common gem with native extensions that is the canary in the coal mine for your ruby end being broken.

adam so❤️ (@asolove)Sat, 16 May 2020 00:07 +0000

Writing ruby is like learning to ride a bike. No matter how long you go without doing it, you immediately remember what it's like for nokogiri to fail to install.

adam so❤️ (@asolove)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:54 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Fri, 15 May 2020 20:24 +0000

Upgrading my book so I can read books on my book.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 16 May 2020 11:01 +0000

Jesus Christ @zoom_us, you've apparently let a whole school in Chile sign up for a paid account using my e-mail address, because you never verified it. I went to create my own account, it said I had one, so I "forgot password", and now I own this school's admin account.

Kenton Varda (@KentonVarda)Fri, 15 May 2020 20:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/LittleHelli/status/1261231821691523072

Love this so much! Morph would hate it.... ... ... @JamieTanna - let's get it 😂

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sat, 16 May 2020 07:33 +0000

@anna_hax and @JamieTanna ... Do what must be done

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Week 8 of lockdown: My girlfriend made an art gallery for our cat.

Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad)Fri, 15 May 2020 09:22 +0000

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 16 May 2020 09:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1261560428238340096

I can't wait for updates on this...

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 16 May 2020 09:50 +0000

New headcanon: These are quarantine islands, which is why there's only one human on each one #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

fluffy 💜 (@fluffy)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/CXRLOS650/status/1261358210482532352

Then u were never there in the first place ☕️

dopeycoolsmartb*tch🥴🖤😈 (@hehemymy)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/mrnickharvey/status/1261052717524451333

I'll stop now......

Steve 🇪🇺 🕷️🚵🧗‍♂️ (@oneliferideit)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/heykoshi/status/1261106781528494080

actually its not ok to stay up until 3 am pls get some sleep

yeon (@heykoshi)Fri, 15 May 2020 21:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1248788910760574976

yeah dude i also hate it when other people do well

the eamon you didnt know you needed (@galaxymagnet)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/galaxymagnet/status/1248800267119652864

Those the Same people saying shit like “pull yourself up by your bootstrap” . Once someone actually does well in life they get mad. 😂

Peter Mendez Ruiz 🌺🌹 (@peterm_20)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1261337796696039424

onlypaws

macoroni n cheese (@freezydorito)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:00 +0000

Infection rate back up to 1 in the U.K. I bet those fucken VE Day parties were worth it, you nostalgia pervs. This country is a bloody museum. Always looking back.

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:06 +0000

For everyone who is anti-code of conduct can you at least just say "It works on my manchine"

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:52 +0000

Super excited to finally talk about this, thanks @netflix! latlmes.com/entertainment/…

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:09 +0000

Mat the foster kitten, meet quarantine Twitter. 6 weeks old 😻

Celina 🌙 (@Shaleenaa)Fri, 15 May 2020 04:40 +0000

Don’t subtweet your bad boyfriend. Be like Mary Shelley and write a whole sci-fi novel in which he’s a mad scientist who builds a monster, destroys his family through his arrogance and hubris, and dies alone and disgraced and freezing in the Arctic Ocean.

Icona📚 (@Iconawrites)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:28 +0000

lots of good burns here

joshua jenkins (@joshuajenkins)Thu, 14 May 2020 17:46 +0000

Yesterday news broke that Jeff Bezos is set to be a trillionaire. Experts estimated it would cost £300bn to end climate change. When you hoard x3 the amount of wealth needed to save the planet, that behaviour is undoubtedly parasitic.

Jamie (@justbalmy)Fri, 15 May 2020 07:43 +0000

i love that people are mad at Robert Pattinson for using his time preparing to play Bruce Wayne by becoming a beautiful weird recluse who everyone resents for his idle privilege twitter.com/__huo__/status…

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You had ONE job Pattinson

𝗠𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢 ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢 (@__HUO__)Thu, 14 May 2020 01:40 +0000

Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1261048984086425602

oh so like software engineering as a whole

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 14 May 2020 21:44 +0000

I'm an auntie again, this time to this cute-as-a-button pup! And I can't actually cope with how adorable he is 😭😍 He is getting ALL the cuddles when lockdown ends 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 15 May 2020 12:33 +0000

Oh thanks BBC.

Charlotte Hugh (@Charlottehugh1)Thu, 14 May 2020 18:41 +0000

Don't assign a reviewer to the pull request, someone will pick it up and review it. PR slowly rots away....

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 15 May 2020 10:28 +0000