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I have left my flat a total of six times over the past seventy five days - to visit a shop which is literally five metres from my front door. There is literally nothing I want more than to visit Durham and see family rn. Seething with rage.

Alex (@ItsProbablyAlex)Sun, 24 May 2020 22:00 +0000

If Steve Jobs we’re here to watch me enter a netflix password with an Apple TV remote he would lose it

Dan Teran (@dpteran)Sun, 24 May 2020 03:42 +0000

Obsessed with this image.

Laura (@_SaturnReturn)Sun, 24 May 2020 15:14 +0000

personally if I was going to go out in a blaze of glory, I'd reset 2FA, change the password, switch the recovery email, then go to town

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Sun, 24 May 2020 20:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/efinlay24/status/1264651353340743687

or Barnard Castle

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Sun, 24 May 2020 20:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/1264595398821400577

Yesterday I spoke to someone who encountered Cummings a lot in the education world. They predicted Cummings would stay: "The man's a sociopath. If he's sacked he won't stay quiet, and he knows where too many bodies are buried." It's as convincing an explanation as anything.

Peter Walker (@peterwalker99)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:40 +0000

Yeah, that's why we were all fucking crying on election night.

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When Trump became President could you EVER imagine him causing this much harm to our country?

Victoria Bueno (@vicky_dollysmom)Fri, 22 May 2020 22:58 +0000

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Sun, 24 May 2020 03:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/cabinetofficeuk/status/1264613950790008835

Prime Minister’s advisor pops up and down to Durham to see the bluebells ferrying coronavirus as he goes: Just good parenting Government account sends a tweet: WE WILL INVESTIGATE THIS IMMEDIATELY

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sun, 24 May 2020 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/cabinetofficeuk/status/1264613950790008835

Oh so now you care about the fucking rules

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:57 +0000

All of you lot who stayed at home? Bad parents. Mugs. Apparently.

Tim Montgomerie (@montie)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:11 +0000

Oh Boris did you not bother to read this before your embarrassment this afternoon? No, I thought not. Your Governments words not mine. #sackcummimgs NOW!

Culver Epps (@CulverE)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:52 +0000

When you realise you are no longer the worst Prime Minister. #BorisJohnson

Josh Harwood (@JoshuaHarwood_)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:51 +0000

The sign language guy got it right #DailyBriefings #BorisJohnson

Adrian McGuinness BSc ⚫️ (@Mcguinness2A)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:46 +0000

If Dominic Cummings isn't gone by the end of today, @BorisJohnson is insulting every grieving relative I have had to call to explain why they can't visit their dying loved one in hospital. Every distraught family member not at a funeral. Every frontline carer risking their life.

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sun, 24 May 2020 15:28 +0000

Hey Dominic Cummings, you’re an Islington resident. Did you know, we have a wonderful network of Mutual Aid groups supporting residents self-isolating with C-19? We can do shopping, pick-up prescription, even walk your dog. We support everyone no matter who they are.

Guilene Marco (@GuileneMarco)Sat, 23 May 2020 16:04 +0000

yeah that civil service tweet is good, but it’s even better when it’s being read out slowly on BBC News

Jon Stone (@joncstone)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:24 +0000

this person is going to get the sack before dominic cummings does and they endangered nobody

my sexuality is dan levy's eyebrows (@SaimaFerdows)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:15 +0000

Do these people not believe that God was covering those who died from coronavirus?

Eugene Scott (@Eugene_Scott)Sun, 24 May 2020 14:30 +0000

Hey, Dominic Cummings, I haven’t driven the 120 miles to see my Mum in 8 weeks, to even sit in her garden and have a cup of tea with her. I will be driving down next week for her funeral. I’m guessing you’ll get to see your mum again though. #DominicCummingsMustGo

Sam Missingham (@samatlounge)Sat, 23 May 2020 12:04 +0000

Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg)Sun, 24 May 2020 10:42 +0000

When Boris catches the civil service intern running the twitter account

Hawk (@etobedlam)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1264603999594053632

Who wants to bet the government spends more time and energy investigating who the hero civil service tweeter is than Dominic Cummings

Owen Jones says join a union🌹 (@OwenJones84)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:16 +0000

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

UK Civil Service (@UKCivilService)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:53 +0000

At what point will the majority see these fuckers for what they are? How many lies will it take? Every citizen has been in a deeply politicised situation for months, and this blatant disregard for every one of us should, finally, be a turning point. Wake the fuck up.

Simon Collison (@colly)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:50 +0000

One of my favorite software development practices is to wrap dependencies into custom abstractions. I hate it when a third-party leaks all over my code and a refactor takes hours (if not days) because of it.

Sarah Dayan (@frontstuff_io)Sat, 23 May 2020 13:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/Gaardsholt01/status/1264341876779466754

How many guys have you dated?

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Sat, 23 May 2020 23:53 +0000

It's 530 in the morning so it's time for a hot take while you're mostly all still in bed. There's a lot of anger about Cummings, and rightly so. There's also, though, a sense of 'he broke the rules and I *didn't* - it's not fair!' and I just want to remind you of something:

Ruth (@marcie_hatter)Sun, 24 May 2020 04:33 +0000

Every tile infects one other tile

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 24 May 2020 05:18 +0000

A pleasant Sunday morning seeing the weird and wonderful things our friends have done with their #AnimalCrossing islands at our #ACNH get-together

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Sun, 24 May 2020 12:26 +0000

How is FedEx still trying to pull "we tried to deliver but you weren't home?" I'm the most home I've ever been.

Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole)Fri, 22 May 2020 19:57 +0000

WhatsApp from Dad this morning. “No pressure, beta”

Anand Iyer (@ai)Sat, 23 May 2020 17:51 +0000

Why is this #autism vest accurately describing the UK government during a pandemic?

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Sun, 24 May 2020 11:01 +0000

On this day in 2001, the Voyager finale “Endgame” aired. On Tuesday, the cast will reunite for a virtual panel in these unprecedented times. Voyagers: assemble. #StarTrek #Voyager #Endgame

Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew)Sat, 23 May 2020 21:14 +0000

The vibe at all the restaurants reopening

Brian Pempus (@brianpempus)Fri, 22 May 2020 23:29 +0000

If only you had been as quick off the mark to protect people in care homes as you have been to protect Dominic Cummings. twitter.com/matthancock/st…

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I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill.

Matt Hancock (@MattHancock)Sat, 23 May 2020 11:52 +0000

Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting)Sat, 23 May 2020 12:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/ozz_factor/status/1263827600226619392

Way to leave out the rest of the article though

Roz 🇩🇴 🗽 (@RozNYC)Sat, 23 May 2020 02:20 +0000

Has anyone done 'Cummings and Goings' as a headline yet?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 23 May 2020 18:28 +0000