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Virgin Mobile have an "interesting" approach to online account security. 📋 Can't paste in a password. 🔢 10 characters only. 🔣 No special characters. 🔤 *Must* start with a letter! I understand (but don't agree with) all the restrictions except the last one. What's that about?

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 13 Jul 2020 10:04 +0000

I just came across a dead hedgehog

⛧Räudig⛧ (@raeudiger)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 18:05 +0000

why I won’t wear a mask

kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 18:08 +0000

REMINDER. I don't have to fix your problems.

Ben Nuttall ☮️♥️ (@ben_nuttall)Mon, 13 Jul 2020 08:51 +0000

all of these houses are the same price.

brandon ☾ (@b7andonnn)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/b7andonnn/status/1282260609174777856

also, some Londoners have been getting extremely defensive. if you wanna overpay for a crap house then that’s your right. calm down x

brandon ☾ (@b7andonnn)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 10:29 +0000

OFFICIAL: We will be hosting this year's Fyre Festival

Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 18:40 +0000

Abolish the police? Then what? Abolish the military? Then what? Spend all that money helping people?

Los Angeles Police Dept. (LAPD) (@LAPD_unreal)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 03:00 +0000

Satisfying to watch

CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 19:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/elemental_sys/status/1282190734226055168

So that’s one horcrux down ❤️

Danielle Roe 🏳️‍🌈 (@DJROE95)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/taliladd/status/1282037278047641601

NHS waiting periods

Luana 💕🎬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👽 (@ServantofDagon)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 19:42 +0000

RT @OwensDamien Disney World is reopening in Florida. You can go meet the updated Seven Dwarfs, Dopey, Coughy, Wheezy, Sweaty, Frightened, Lonely, and Dead.

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:46 +0000

https://t.co/0VRnb15xmj

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spell your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up

Dez™️ (@d5tar_)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:16 +0000

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 17:07 +0000

Cake has always been a lie!!

Kate 💫 BLM (@kefimochi)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 15:38 +0000

With newly added boop button 😂

CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:47 +0000

Love how I haven’t written a blog post in 6 months but now that I’m getting ready for something I’m already late for, the words are emphatically trying to break out of my brain 😅

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 11:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/roselyddon/status/1281885086347075588

"i'm really sorry for messaging" then don't do it, my dude

Natalie Alana Ashton is convalescing (@Natalan)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 09:50 +0000

Wish my unfit arse good luck 😅

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 09:55 +0000

They call it a Roy-owl with cheese. #owlkitty #PulpFiction #tarantino

OwlKitty (@Owl__Kitty)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 08:40 +0000

Chicken Run 2 announcement! I have officially been plucked, stuffed & roasted. If you are interested, do read what I have to say about it. #ageism @actforchangehq online.flippingbook.com/view/423425/

Julia Sawalha (@JuliaSawalha1)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:05 +0000

I didn't change my last name when I got married bc i've been in enough incident reviews to know you should never change your primary key.

devon (@devonbl)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 21:09 +0000

Show this to someone who doesn’t get it.

Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 20:44 +0000

Well done typo.

Facts Central (@StillDelvingH)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:37 +0000

Added a widget to the footer of my personal site for any page speed-tested through Speedlify. Pulls in the latest run data including request count, page weight, and @____lighthouse scores 😍

Zach Leatherman (@zachleat)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 03:55 +0000

The biggest daily mindfuck is when I deal with is yellow emojis (which are everywhere) Despite being considered yellow as an Asian person historically, yellow emojis represent a “neutral default” AND are perceived as white (like think about the Simpsons) Every. Single. Time.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/nonswearyphil/status/1281975596772401153

I’m not sure one should be considered default? Nothing about race is neutral

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:37 +0000

Hey @NerdPyle pizza for you

Barry Dorrans (@blowdart)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:02 +0000

a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear

eric curtin (@dubstep4dads)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 18:25 +0000

Pack it up pack it in

Paul (@bingowings14)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 10:48 +0000

This kitty loves his new toy

Life on Earth (@planetpng)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 06:45 +0000

🔮One of the more popular apps for 2023 for Apple AR glasses will be an app called “Smile”. It will restructure the world where everyone that sees you smiles. It will have an interesting impact on society in ways not understood in 2020.

Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 14:35 +0000

Watching Avengers Endgame, seeing a world where people are struggling to deal with a worldwide catastrophe, it might be the closest thing we have to a film that depicts a post-Covid world

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 21:03 +0000

RT @JoshWComeau

Are you still asking your users to 'Right click and “Save As…”'? Use the anchor `download` attribute instead. 🔥 Better UX ✨ lets you specify the suggested filename ☎ Works on Android ⚠️ Image must be on same origin Learn more: developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web…

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:14 +0000

RT @ios_memes

🙈 (From @AustinConlon)

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 12:58 +0000

this is the best format the tiny cactus believes in you you can do the thing

Tierney “Space Queen” Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:21 +0000

RT @AbbyHiggs 4th month of lockdown is like

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:28 +0000

Ah yes, nothing people love more than being locked in their homes to have a few months of worrying about unemployment and death.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 21:06 +0000

Jason Isaacs was on The One Show yesterday, and I LOVE his background displays 😂

Charlie Ashby (@CMWAshby)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 20:30 +0000

we’ve found updog twitter.com/ad_inifinitum/…

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fuck it. skydogs

Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:45 +0000

🦋 ÿûñg dïddłęłîçk 🦋 (@aaronotsosteezy)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 20:57 +0000

Four months without seeing my parents due to lockdown. Mum was shielding due to cancer and the pandemic meant she couldn’t meet her first grandkid for months. But this week rules changed. And mum was given cancer all-clear. So we celebrated with a trip to a suitable market town.

Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 20:38 +0000

Britain 2020

Andrew Ellis (@Ellis_Samizdat)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 11:47 +0000

I wanna nap inside Kirby's mouth

₊̣♡*̣̩˚̣̣⁺̣‧.₊̣̇. (@SANWlO)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 19:14 +0000

okay but what if RUSSIAN DOLL was god's way of inadequately preparing us for the pandemic & the way each day feels like a cursed, increasingly wearying repetition of the previous day

R.O. Kwon (@rokwon)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:03 +0000