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Because you want to see a dog eating a burrito on his human’s lap, who is also eating a burrito.

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 16:11 +0000

2020 no context

Jess 👩‍🚀 (@AstroJesz)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:12 +0000

If you looked up “spoiled” in the dictionary you would find a picture of Attack Kitty, who gets his own glass of ice water to keep him from attempting to drink our morning cold brew.

Joe Laha (@joelaha)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 15:53 +0000

So this is what it means to roll out of bed

the Cagle Cats (@CagleCats)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 10:03 +0000

Welcome to the world of tampons and sanitary towels.

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I don’t know about anyone else but I’ve already spent a small fortune on masks, admittedly as a result of losing them or forgetting them at home. It’s fine for me, I can afford to buy more on the road. For those on low incomes, though, this could quickly become a problem.

Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 12:38 +0000

Cat Headley (@Cat_Headley)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

Again, my Landlord’s an absolute gentleman.

Adam Lambert (@AdamConor)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:39 +0000

Spotted something odd on my run through the park tonight and ... I guess I have good news and bad news

Jeremy Yoder 🌱📈🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻 (@JBYoder)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:43 +0000

Omg in the 1900s tampons were soaked on opium to relieve pain and relax the vagina 😳 BRING THAT FUCKING BACK

FREE OROMIA YOU BASTARDS (@amoure_af)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1284820886382686208

This tweet is brought to you by "yes I'm redesigning my website for the seventh time"

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 12:03 +0000

To myself and fellow members of the legitimate ‘Dad-Bod’ community, this is cultural appropriation.

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Zac Efron's 'dad bod' transformation on Netflix show shocks fans trib.al/2BCi0HW

New York Post (@nypost)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 01:01 +0000

chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 02:34 +0000

Osaka Sunsets

Anocam (@anocam_)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 17:29 +0000

Butt types

(ᵔᴥᵔ) (@YdeJanisJoplin)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 01:07 +0000

Linkin Park just got Donald Trump’s campaign video removed for copying violation. Good for Linkin Park. RIP Chester Bennington. Fuck Trump.

Palmer Report (@PalmerReport)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 00:46 +0000

Someone noticed that when you have hundreds / thousands of cores in a supercomputer, the individual utilization boxes in Task Manager start to look like pixels. People started making pictures by doing different amounts of work on specific processors. It escalated quickly.

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"Imagine all the extraordinary things we'll be able to do once computers have literally hundreds of CPU cores!" Developers:

ares (@ares_emu)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:27 +0000

John Carmack (@ID_AA_Carmack)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 16:21 +0000

The truth hurts :(

Simpsons Against DevOps (@SimpsonsOps)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:02 +0000

The only relevant meme

G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1284454264673312769

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 12:02 +0000

10 minutes till feeding time... 😐

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 11:45 +0000

I thought GPT-3 was a new form of open-source licensing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 09:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattiasgeniar/status/1284422823839227905

I thought it was a new revision of the partition table format required by UEFI firmware.

Matthew S. Wilson (@_msw_)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 09:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283826163366989826

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283823402445414400

Sibling fights >>>>

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283823246559805441

Laksksjfkskfoakshw

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

just gonna leave this here businesserotica.com

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:31 +0000

I swear I did not take down @Shopify

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Pushed to production aaaaaand it's time for vacation. 👋

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 20:43 +0000

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 21:24 +0000

I just built a *functioning* React app by describing what I wanted to GPT-3. I'm still in awe.

Sharif Shameem (@sharifshameem)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 11:58 +0000

Why call them Capybaras when Guinea Bigs is right there?

Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:46 +0000

bigots getting owned (@bigots_owned)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:30 +0000

I love being a woman on the internet

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:00 +0000

Don't think I've ever had a press release about something I've done at work before. Kinda cool.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:10 +0000

Seeing packed restaurants after the lockdown was eased in the UK.

Ingvar Stepanyan (@RReverser)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:33 +0000

margin is like a clock margin: 10px 5px 30px 40px top right bottom left tip by @hswolff

Ben Awad (@benawad)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:01 +0000

good boy

liv (@o1iviaaaa)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:17 +0000

Much irony. @github, drop ICE. #TechWontBuildIt #NoTechForIce

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:55 +0000

Was playing PUBG today and a Chinese girl started talking about where we were going to drop, and one of the guys starts going "OH YOU GIRL YOU GIRL?" Without skipping a beat, she rails into him, "OH YEAH IM GIRL YOU BOY? YOU DUMB AMERICAN BOY? YOU DIE FROM CORONA YET?" she rules

gomatgo, the bone pharaoh (@gomatgo)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 05:12 +0000

This has got to be one of the laziest phish I've ever seen.

alissa (@dnsprincess)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 22:05 +0000

I think it's super sweet that people are surprised the recent Twitter security incident was used to inflict relatively little damage. What if I told you that's how most AppSec exploits are used? I once watched a user get admin rights on a system and use it to reset her own pw

Rebecca Deck (@ranger_cha)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:04 +0000

Me: I’m afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:

Stream Internet Love 💻💕 (@Jayzinq)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:49 +0000

I've just realised something I adore about Endless Video Calls™. I am *useless* at remembering people's names. I'm utterly hopeless. I used to joke that it would be brilliant if everyone I worked with wore prominent name badges. Now, thanks to video calls, they all do!

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 20:32 +0000