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G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1284454264673312769

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 12:02 +0000

10 minutes till feeding time... 😐

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 11:45 +0000

I thought GPT-3 was a new form of open-source licensing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 09:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattiasgeniar/status/1284422823839227905

I thought it was a new revision of the partition table format required by UEFI firmware.

Matthew S. Wilson (@_msw_)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 09:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283826163366989826

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283823402445414400

Sibling fights >>>>

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283823246559805441

Laksksjfkskfoakshw

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

just gonna leave this here businesserotica.com

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:31 +0000

I swear I did not take down @Shopify

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Pushed to production aaaaaand it's time for vacation. 👋

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 20:43 +0000

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 21:24 +0000

I just built a *functioning* React app by describing what I wanted to GPT-3. I'm still in awe.

Sharif Shameem (@sharifshameem)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 11:58 +0000

Why call them Capybaras when Guinea Bigs is right there?

Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:46 +0000

bigots getting owned (@bigots_owned)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:30 +0000

I love being a woman on the internet

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:00 +0000

Don't think I've ever had a press release about something I've done at work before. Kinda cool.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:10 +0000

Seeing packed restaurants after the lockdown was eased in the UK.

Ingvar Stepanyan (@RReverser)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:33 +0000

margin is like a clock margin: 10px 5px 30px 40px top right bottom left tip by @hswolff

Ben Awad (@benawad)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:01 +0000

good boy

liv (@o1iviaaaa)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:17 +0000

Much irony. @github, drop ICE. #TechWontBuildIt #NoTechForIce

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:55 +0000

Was playing PUBG today and a Chinese girl started talking about where we were going to drop, and one of the guys starts going "OH YOU GIRL YOU GIRL?" Without skipping a beat, she rails into him, "OH YEAH IM GIRL YOU BOY? YOU DUMB AMERICAN BOY? YOU DIE FROM CORONA YET?" she rules

gomatgo, the bone pharaoh (@gomatgo)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 05:12 +0000

This has got to be one of the laziest phish I've ever seen.

alissa (@dnsprincess)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 22:05 +0000

I think it's super sweet that people are surprised the recent Twitter security incident was used to inflict relatively little damage. What if I told you that's how most AppSec exploits are used? I once watched a user get admin rights on a system and use it to reset her own pw

Rebecca Deck (@ranger_cha)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:04 +0000

Me: I’m afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:

Stream Internet Love 💻💕 (@Jayzinq)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:49 +0000

I've just realised something I adore about Endless Video Calls™. I am *useless* at remembering people's names. I'm utterly hopeless. I used to joke that it would be brilliant if everyone I worked with wore prominent name badges. Now, thanks to video calls, they all do!

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 20:32 +0000

My main problem with the discourse around "titles don't matter crowd" is that it never mentions that more often than not titles determine the rooms you get to be in.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 16:43 +0000

I found a tired red-tailed bumblebee so I offered her a bit of lavender and 😭😭😭

Lucy Lapwing (@Lucy_Lapwing)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 10:29 +0000

Update: I'm calling this one "Gulab Jamun" ❤ ^"Gulab" formed of the Persian words gol (flower) and āb (water), i.e "rose water-scented syrup". "Jamun" is commonly known as black plum. Basically, Rose Berry? 🌹 https://t.co/gTEobRX0vL

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Today - Mom & I went out to bring home this 'Hot Chocolate Rose' 🍫 Onwards with little mends to our shabby garden 🌹

riz (@rizbizkits)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 17:12 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 15:51 +0000

What a mood 😂🙌🏼

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I miss stand-up, so here is one of my favourite bits that I put up on tiktok, which got 86k views, but then got muted cause I say the word DICK in it. It's here now, so do what you will with it, twitter!

Evelyn Mok (@EvelynMok)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 15:20 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 15:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/DotDotDot_John/status/1283594940090589184

We definitely wouldn’t want some reckless pathological attention-seeker taking control of the President’s twitter account and making a mockery of the Office. That would be bad.

Alan O’Sullivan (@verytallhuman)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 03:11 +0000

Just look at it... 😍

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me "unboxing" one of the first @Monzo Plus holographic cards

blobby tables (@blob8108)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 08:25 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 08:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/mjg59/status/1283512307281088514

Imagine being able to do *anything* on Twitter and deciding to run a scam that maybe ends up making you 100k

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 21:25 +0000

We are aware of a security incident impacting accounts on Twitter. We are investigating and taking steps to fix it. We will update everyone shortly.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 21:45 +0000

Oh no they got Italian Elon Musk

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 21:49 +0000

Solid rumor is that an employee panel got hacked

Under the Breach (@UnderTheBreach)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:30 +0000

Doing a gradual rollout of your feature: 😌 Realising that a 25% rollout is still over a million people: 😳

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 14:33 +0000

People in my DMs telling me to kill myself. I may be vulnerable and hurt, but I'm also extraordinarily petty, and nothing motivates me to pull round like the knowledge that it will really. piss. you. off. Pass me the celery juice and yoga bitches, I've got serious living to do 💪

Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook)Tue, 14 Jul 2020 22:15 +0000

Does she read her own shit columns

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 09:01 +0000

So I was moving my notes around last night, and the last sentence on my ‘2019 in review’ post caught my eye. So it turns out this is all my fault 😬 I’m really sorry 🙇🏼‍♀️

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 06:17 +0000

BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed “by accident” when we were together

Dana Donnelly (@danadonly)Tue, 14 Jul 2020 15:12 +0000