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walking past people not wearing a mask

Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 23:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1281651906700443649

A Wariachi band either slaps or is double the annoyance

Pats A Tweetin (@PatsATweetin)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 18:13 +0000

as a proud java man for 15+ yrs now, and as a proud black man for more, let's all really stan this tho our sistren Angie Jones @techgirl1908 #queenOfJava Becomes the First-Ever Black Female Java Champion #blacktechtwitter #blacktwitter #AfroTech afrotech.com/angie-jones-be…

refactor fiend (@refactorfiend)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 14:42 +0000

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Wed, 29 Jan 2020 00:19 GMT

RT @sheikyerbouti_ When ur parents ask you to leave your racist uncle's birthday party

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 12:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1280268793189732353

Thank you for all your wonderfully supportive & encouraging comments! And it's lovely to see so many people who have continued learning in later life - inspiring! I'm going to register next week to start a part-time BSc (Honours) Psychology with Counselling in the Autumn 🙌😱😅

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:56 +0000

CRITTER PICNIC: Groundhog, squirrel and chipmunk spotted sharing a meal together at a tiny picnic table in Rhode Island. It's an almost-daily ritual for the group, according to the man who shared the video. abcn.ws/31Zva2c

ABC News (@ABC)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 04:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281499145124159490

You two are the best cat parents, stg 💛

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 08:04 +0000

Very important announcement.

Rutherford P. Sasquatch IV (@Lt_JerkFace)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:28 +0000

the show villain the actual villain

McAuleyATL (@McAuleyATL)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:27 +0000

Tinder and MasterClass should launch a crossover where you match with someone with a skill you both want to practice, and then you do that thing together on the date

Tommy Collison (@tommycollison)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 03:40 +0000

All this isolation has meant I have been able to focus working on some other things I enjoy. I'm working on a little learning project with SwiftUI and I'm going to be documenting things that are useful to know, like ViewBuilders, here: houman.codes/posts/swiftui-…

Houman Brinj (@houmanB)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:28 +0000

It has been 120 days - to the minute - since I started lockdown.

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 18:46 +0000

Ah yes, recruiter. I do have 12+ years of @HashiCorp Vault experience. Mind you that @armon's first commit was in 2015: github.com/hashicorp/vaul…

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:36 +0000

Mixed feelings about the gym re-opening on the 25th of July. I’ve missed going to the gym and lifting heavy, but the thought of going back — maybe with my ‘new’ excessive paranoia — and having people share the same closed up air as me is just 😷

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:03 +0000

Not one for bragging but feeling v proud to say that as a northern, working class, state school educated, first generation student from a single parent household I've got a FIRST CLASS DEGREE FROM OXFORD!!

jemma (@midgetjems)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 07:30 +0000

New shirt. Same bullshit.

Kristen Seversky (@KR1573N)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 14:48 +0000

Thanks so much for having me @PHPMinds ! I had a great time! If anyone wants the slides you can find them here: noti.st/averagemarcus/… Feel free to DM if you have any questions.

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 18:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratations!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

You can’t call it GDPR unless it originated from the Gedeperè region of Brussels, otherwise it’s just the California Privacy Act

Harley Watson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 (@_unlobito)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:53 +0000

Learning from home is tough. And it's even tougher without a laptop or internet access. That's why we've donated laptops and WiFi access to 500 students living in our local communities. Thank you for the brilliant photos with your new tech!

Capital One UK (@CapitalOneUK)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:00 +0000

this is so fucking funny i legitimately do not have the words

faerie king 🗡 (@necrologies)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 19:20 +0000

interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?

thomas (@thombodytolove)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1281260318228955136

I can also absolutely see a lot of responses to this being about frozen water. I, too, would delete that if I could.

Tierney “Space Queen” Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/davefarley77/status/1281257303149182977

DevOps Team

Oliver Weiler (@helpermethod)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Massive congratulations, Jamie! 🥳🎉🎉🙌 Well done, really well deserved!

Mica Bell (@MicaSophieBell)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/Harpers/status/1280495875165425670

Police are beating the shit out of peaceful protestors throughout the United States, and you managed to find 150 people who appear to genuinely believe that the biggest threat to free speech is that the rest of us are not being sufficiently deferential to them? GTFOH.

Sam Wilkinson (@samwilkinson)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:05 +0000

Life hack - put bread under Kievs to capture garlic butter leakage and make garlic bread.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Nefyn🇬🇧 (@nefyn92)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 18:58 +0000

CompSoc til I segfault! Found this throw back whilst cleaning out my flat @UoNComputerSci @CompSocNotts

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:21 +0000

Every time we tease any UK co-worker about spelling something differently, we get this picture back in chat:

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations 👏😎

Antonis Pavlakis (@pavlakis)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congrats!

Chris Emerson (@chris_emerson)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations!!! :)

Gosia Borzęcka (@GosiaBorzecka)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations 💐

Neeshu (@neeshu_singhal)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Big Congrats, very well deserved 🥳

Tanin (@LandTanin)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

congrats! :D

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congrats Jamie! Very well deserved 🙌🙌

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:06 +0000

I... regret asking

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:17 +0000

Sure, sex is great. But have you ever merged a PR that was open for 15 days and had 200+ comments.

Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 01:18 +0000

being a trans woman who transitioned halfway into her career gives you this unique ability to know with extreme certainty when yr being treated differently bc of yr gender, but without the power to do literally anything about it

Self-Cara (@caraesten)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:12 +0000

protip: Git is advertised as a "collaboration" tool, but advanced devs know its actually a blame tool. To use git properly, learn these phrases: "It'll be done if Amy ever approves it" "I didn't expose that API key, Steve did" "Well, it's been broken since Tom merged his change"

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 02:05 +0000

I just pushed to production for the first time on my own.

Tori Fluharty 🌻 (81%) (@_torrborr)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:26 +0000

I've had 3 calls today: 1. Huge football team in the UK wanting to use Fathom 2. Sharing work with a developer friend 3. An elderly gentleman telling me my code is bad & broken This mixture keeps me grounded.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:06 +0000

My back has so much tech debt.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:13 +0000

Might make it a rule that I don't date people who haven't done therapy. I'm not pairing with someone who hasn't debugged

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:09 +0000

Are there any techie 'reaction' videos out there? No-one checking out the kubernetes codebase and live-streaming their response as they try and grok the codebase? Tearing their hair out at trying to install Spinnaker? Would this be entertainment or some kind of torture to watch?

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:04 +0000