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https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:06 +0000

I... regret asking

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:17 +0000

Sure, sex is great. But have you ever merged a PR that was open for 15 days and had 200+ comments.

Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 01:18 +0000

being a trans woman who transitioned halfway into her career gives you this unique ability to know with extreme certainty when yr being treated differently bc of yr gender, but without the power to do literally anything about it

Self-Cara (@caraesten)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:12 +0000

protip: Git is advertised as a "collaboration" tool, but advanced devs know its actually a blame tool. To use git properly, learn these phrases: "It'll be done if Amy ever approves it" "I didn't expose that API key, Steve did" "Well, it's been broken since Tom merged his change"

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 02:05 +0000

I just pushed to production for the first time on my own.

Tori Fluharty 🌻 (81%) (@_torrborr)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:26 +0000

I've had 3 calls today: 1. Huge football team in the UK wanting to use Fathom 2. Sharing work with a developer friend 3. An elderly gentleman telling me my code is bad & broken This mixture keeps me grounded.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:06 +0000

My back has so much tech debt.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:13 +0000

Might make it a rule that I don't date people who haven't done therapy. I'm not pairing with someone who hasn't debugged

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:09 +0000

Are there any techie 'reaction' videos out there? No-one checking out the kubernetes codebase and live-streaming their response as they try and grok the codebase? Tearing their hair out at trying to install Spinnaker? Would this be entertainment or some kind of torture to watch?

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:04 +0000

every now and then I remember that we once booked out a whole nandos for several hundred students and ate every chicken wing they had and really I peaked too soon

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1280924730560831491

A surprisingly large amount of my career to date has been based on taking large numbers of students to nandos, but this particular extravangaza was in Baltimore during SIGCSE. It was so good

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 18:03 +0000

Wait... being "cancelled" is a bad thing?? I always just thought from context it meant you keep all your followers and opportunities and people will always jump in to try to defend you and list all your positive qualities 🤔

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 21:44 +0000

Join us this Thursday 9th July online at 6.30pm More details can be found at https:/phpminds.org

Bal Hayre (@balhayre)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

some personal news: still not looking for advice from internet strangers.

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 22:18 +0000

Deleting bad code is cancel culture. Instead keep all the code even if it’s bad. It might have good intentions.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 08:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1280587739776397320

It still blows my mind that even one person reads my blog posts and/or checks out my content 🤯

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 19:42 +0000

private byte[] generatePrivateKey() { byte[] bArr = new byte[32]; Sodium.randombytes(bArr, bArr.length); Util.logByteArray(bArr); return bArr; } ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 08:56 +0000

It's a sports mask for your dad.....?

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 10:13 +0000

15 years ago today I stepped on a tube train at Kings Cross. 6ft away a suicide bomber detonated his bomb, killing 26 in the carriage. I was lucky. 52 died over 4 sites, many more injured. Never gets easier. My love to all the bereaved families.

Paul Mitchell (@mrmitchell78)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 05:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1280268793189732353

(also, i have this saved from a random, reddit comment that i read a million years ago. not sure if it helps, but i've found it oddly, comfortingly motivating 💖)

riz (@rizbizkits)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 01:35 +0000

Googline "Joules kids wellies" gives you: Girls Wellies - Unicorn and Floral Boys Wellies - Dinosaur and Shark As a parent who's trying not to force their kids down the "traditional" gendered clothing path, this is so disappointing to see @Joulesclothing :(

Callum Uwunderwood (@DevRelCallum)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 09:27 +0000

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 02:04 +0000

We're not canceling, we're just cleaning up some bad code.

Donia (Lasagna) (@doniamae)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 19:52 +0000

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it works on my machine

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 20:44 +0000

🤣🤣🤣

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https://twitter.com/javagrifter/status/1280248156740096001

Here is Uncle Bob inventing the Software CraftsMANship

JavaGrifter (@javagrifter)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 21:13 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

Barnard Castle Eye Test Update: It was the most demand we have ever seen for a beer. The traffic crashed our @BrewDog website for 9 hours. We sold 648,768 cans (all we could make). This enabled us to make & donate over 100,000 bottles of sanitiser. Hope you guys enjoyed it!

James Watt (@BrewDogJames)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 07:44 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 11:19 +0000

Let that sink in. They ended. homelessness. They saw a problem that needed solving and just. Poof. Ended it.

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Finland ended homelessness. They provide a small apartment and counseling with no preconditions. 4/5 make their way back into a stable life and guess what - it was CHEAPER than allowing homelessness to continue. scoop.me/housing-first-…

McAuleyATL (@McAuleyATL)Sat, 04 Jul 2020 03:00 +0000

The Original FattyAtomicMutant. (@WereChickenAU)Sun, 05 Jul 2020 14:45 +0000

Finland ended homelessness. They provide a small apartment and counseling with no preconditions. 4/5 make their way back into a stable life and guess what - it was CHEAPER than allowing homelessness to continue. scoop.me/housing-first-…

McAuleyATL (@McAuleyATL)Sat, 04 Jul 2020 03:00 +0000

BLEP

Ericka (@Erickajamon2)Sat, 04 Jul 2020 20:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/trentandrewrld/status/1279850769500401665

*Ireland speaking at the UN* *Kanye walks up grabs the mic* “Yo Ireland, I’m really happy for you. I’m gonna let you finish, but Canada had one of the best speeches of all time”

スティッキー (@StickyTrainer)Sun, 05 Jul 2020 20:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1280001974956511233

lol

chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen)Mon, 06 Jul 2020 05:06 +0000

Her: let’s role play Me: ok you be bulbasaur Her: bulbasaur? Me: omg that’s great

clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:28 +0000

Your Sunday joy. Cats reacting to Durian fruit.

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Sun, 05 Jul 2020 16:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1279449928058757121

Refactor the police.

karlprosser (@karlprosser)Sat, 04 Jul 2020 16:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1279449928058757121

Yo real talk? Go clean some more code - you don't got the range for this

Jacky Alcine (@jackyalcine)Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:06 +0000