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So to be clear I can't visit my sister's house for Eid biryani but I can meet her in the pub for a pint.

Shaf Choudry (@shaftag)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 21:40 +0000

Hacker News really great source of advice if you want tons of alternatives that completely disregard the situation, resources, and basically all constraints of the problem at hand.

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 23:49 +0000

The Super Mario Bros cover is such a venerable and respected internet meme and I can only hope to have done it justice 🙏

Samara Ginsberg (@samaracello)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 09:45 +0000

Post incident self care 🧖‍♀️✨

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 10:45 +0000

Women who post programming jokes on Twitter are braver than anyone deserves

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 21:47 +0000

I have just found out about the Sydney Annual Duck Fashion Show

Rachel (@rachellord22)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:06 +0000

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 13:59 +0000

One small word for man, one giant leap for me. Can you spot the difference? before: after:

Donna Amos 💗📚💻☕ (@donnacamos)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 19:58 +0000

What happens when you send a tweet in 2020

Muriel (@MurielComedy)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 12:51 +0000

Tired: Putting developers on call Wired: Drunk-dialing developers

Matt Stratton (@mattstratton)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 18:53 +0000

I really dislike the game werewolf. What things about your preferences disqualify you from tech?

Sara Ownbey Chipps (@SaraJChipps)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 16:42 +0000

Legit thought this was a devops post

Peter McConnell (@PeteMcConnell_)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 16:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/CuriousZelda/status/1288543207605907462

(2/2) With baited breath I looked today I got a shock 200k! I thank you all With all I've got Your great support It means a lot 🐾

Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 18:33 +0000

(1/2) Some years ago I found my place I wrote some words I shared my face I had no plan Expected nil But when we met I got a thrill I tweeted more I learnt to rhyme My following Began to climb...

Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 18:33 +0000

One of the best interview tips I've ever been given is, when asked: ❓'What is your expected salary?' respond with: ❔'What is your salary range for this role?'

Em 💫 (@britnorcodes)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:00 +0000

Monzo employees are called Monzonauts Now the rest of us are officially Alumnauts! 😍

eli schutze (@elibelly)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 13:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/23Chaos23/status/1288724996878028801

me: *posts a cute joke* some reply guy: "you should stop using this computing platform. I will not elaborate further." my dude, why on earth did you think that was a sensible response?

✨ Luna 🌙 (@lunasorcery)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 09:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/__apf__/status/1288566654452944896

Bezos: - Supposedly sells books but mostly keeps other shit on his bookshelves, kinda like Amazon

Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 20:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/staidindoors/status/1288151931840368640

M.C. stands for Murder Capitalism

Cops are The KKK (@ZacharySGrigley)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 01:17 +0000

i never realized

staid indoors (@staidindoors)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 16:38 +0000

Anyway here's a picture of our cat and dog. They hate each other.

David Evans (@_davevans_)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 17:46 +0000

Now *this* is a mask! (found on Facebook)

Trev (@AntiSilence666)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 19:36 +0000

several decades younger than what? the steam locomotive? twitter.com/daily_express/…

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Daily Express (@Daily_Express)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 19:02 +0000

Beth McColl (@imteddybless)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 10:43 +0000

Thinking about how my whole childhood in the US I was told socialism inevitably led to mass death, secret police, voter suppression, food and supply shortages, massive lines, antisemitism, disease, lack of health care, job loss, oppression, etc. But wouldn’t you know it

Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 08:14 +0000

Want to write some blog posts about a piece of refactoring I'm doing. That made me think that the static site generator I wrote doesn't make "series of posts" very easy - but I know how it could So now I'm postponing my refactor for 24hrs so I can update the blog engine 🙄😆

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 12:12 +0000

I saved my company 100k a month by switching from AWS to Localhost! 💪🏻💻🤳🏻

JavaGrifter (@javagrifter)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 23:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/wmvnotmp4/status/1288329737648185344

I tried this and all I saw was the back of my phone and I still don't see the rabbit

FabulousFeonix (@FabulousFeonix)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 04:46 +0000

Why does little Snorlax look like a frog when he falls over? 🐸😭

Antonela Pounder 🌈🦀🐳☔️ (@AnimatedAnt)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 21:27 +0000

The "CAP Theorem" refers to a theory some developers have about if a distributed system would wear a hat, and if so, what kind of hat would it wear

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 21:55 +0000

for only $450 this API will tell you men are trash 💁

Sarah L. Fossheim (@liatrisbian)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 18:48 +0000

just wrote "I think we should do x, but I care about it about 0.5/10, so if you feel strongly about a different solution, I'm happy to implement that" sometimes communicating the level of strength you feel something is important in technical contexts

Penelope's breakfast favourite is a BEC (@penelope_zone)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 20:42 +0000

Difference between a junior dev and a senior dev? Seniors break shit confidently

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 19:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1288159926448279552

Have you discovered Hamilton TikTok yet? 😄

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 19:46 +0000

I don't know who needs to hear this but every ISO20022 payment message stored in Monzo's database starts with the string "PERvY" (echo "<Doc" | base64)

Nick Robinson-Wall (@nickrw)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 10:43 +0000

Don't be afraid to ask "why are we're doing that?" at work. I do it quite a lot. It helps me understand the requirements for a story I've not been close to, or it helps me understand what a team are working that might affect me, or just gets me their point of view. Always ask.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:45 +0000

If I upgrade my ADHD to AD4K will i have clearer focus?

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 07:46 +0000

Well this is *lovely* post to receive 💜

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 10:16 +0000

Thank you to my postman for reminding me I’ll never be the green-fingered goddess I aspire to be 🤦🏼‍♀️

Katie Fenton (@__katiefenton)Sun, 26 Jul 2020 14:59 +0000

I feel like there's a fine line between stretching with the intent to grow within your abilities and forcing yourself to do a thing you don't enjoy because you ”should.”

Nikema Prophet ❤️✨ she/her (@dev_nikema)Mon, 27 Jul 2020 15:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/dev_nikema/status/1287775874444455937

I have a colleague who lives by "what's the absolute minimum I can do to meet this requirement". I'm not quite as brutal as he is about it but being focussed and strict on scope has helped me A LOT!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 27 Jul 2020 17:57 +0000

A bit of news from me: After almost 2 years on my grad scheme, I recently rolled off my @BTEarlyCareers and secured my first full-time, ‘non-grad’ role as a Site Reliability Engineer. 🎉 Here’s to a new chapter of continuing to be the best version that I can be ✨ #womenintech

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Mon, 27 Jul 2020 16:59 +0000

do you have a mechanical keyboard or do people enjoy being around you while you're working

Ada Powers (looking for design and writing work!) (@mspowahs)Sun, 26 Jul 2020 23:17 +0000