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Jess 👩‍🚀 (@AstroJesz)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:12 +0000

If you looked up “spoiled” in the dictionary you would find a picture of Attack Kitty, who gets his own glass of ice water to keep him from attempting to drink our morning cold brew.

Joe Laha (@joelaha)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 15:53 +0000

So this is what it means to roll out of bed

the Cagle Cats (@CagleCats)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 10:03 +0000

Welcome to the world of tampons and sanitary towels.

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I don’t know about anyone else but I’ve already spent a small fortune on masks, admittedly as a result of losing them or forgetting them at home. It’s fine for me, I can afford to buy more on the road. For those on low incomes, though, this could quickly become a problem.

Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 12:38 +0000

Cat Headley (@Cat_Headley)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

Again, my Landlord’s an absolute gentleman.

Adam Lambert (@AdamConor)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:39 +0000

Spotted something odd on my run through the park tonight and ... I guess I have good news and bad news

Jeremy Yoder 🌱📈🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻 (@JBYoder)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:43 +0000

Omg in the 1900s tampons were soaked on opium to relieve pain and relax the vagina 😳 BRING THAT FUCKING BACK

FREE OROMIA YOU BASTARDS (@amoure_af)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1284820886382686208

This tweet is brought to you by "yes I'm redesigning my website for the seventh time"

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 12:03 +0000

To myself and fellow members of the legitimate ‘Dad-Bod’ community, this is cultural appropriation.

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Zac Efron's 'dad bod' transformation on Netflix show shocks fans trib.al/2BCi0HW

New York Post (@nypost)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 01:01 +0000

chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 02:34 +0000

Osaka Sunsets

Anocam (@anocam_)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 17:29 +0000

Butt types

(ᵔᴥᵔ) (@YdeJanisJoplin)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 01:07 +0000

Linkin Park just got Donald Trump’s campaign video removed for copying violation. Good for Linkin Park. RIP Chester Bennington. Fuck Trump.

Palmer Report (@PalmerReport)Sun, 19 Jul 2020 00:46 +0000

Someone noticed that when you have hundreds / thousands of cores in a supercomputer, the individual utilization boxes in Task Manager start to look like pixels. People started making pictures by doing different amounts of work on specific processors. It escalated quickly.

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"Imagine all the extraordinary things we'll be able to do once computers have literally hundreds of CPU cores!" Developers:

ares (@ares_emu)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:27 +0000

John Carmack (@ID_AA_Carmack)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 16:21 +0000

The truth hurts :(

Simpsons Against DevOps (@SimpsonsOps)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:02 +0000

The only relevant meme

G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1284454264673312769

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 12:02 +0000

10 minutes till feeding time... 😐

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 11:45 +0000

I thought GPT-3 was a new form of open-source licensing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 09:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattiasgeniar/status/1284422823839227905

I thought it was a new revision of the partition table format required by UEFI firmware.

Matthew S. Wilson (@_msw_)Sat, 18 Jul 2020 09:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283826163366989826

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283823402445414400

Sibling fights >>>>

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/izzyolaseni/status/1283823246559805441

Laksksjfkskfoakshw

Durag Shinobi 🦅 (@izzyolaseni)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

just gonna leave this here businesserotica.com

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:31 +0000

I swear I did not take down @Shopify

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Pushed to production aaaaaand it's time for vacation. 👋

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 20:43 +0000

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 21:24 +0000

I just built a *functioning* React app by describing what I wanted to GPT-3. I'm still in awe.

Sharif Shameem (@sharifshameem)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 11:58 +0000

Why call them Capybaras when Guinea Bigs is right there?

Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:46 +0000

bigots getting owned (@bigots_owned)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:30 +0000

I love being a woman on the internet

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:00 +0000

Don't think I've ever had a press release about something I've done at work before. Kinda cool.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:10 +0000

Seeing packed restaurants after the lockdown was eased in the UK.

Ingvar Stepanyan (@RReverser)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:33 +0000

margin is like a clock margin: 10px 5px 30px 40px top right bottom left tip by @hswolff

Ben Awad (@benawad)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:01 +0000

good boy

liv (@o1iviaaaa)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:17 +0000

Much irony. @github, drop ICE. #TechWontBuildIt #NoTechForIce

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:55 +0000

Was playing PUBG today and a Chinese girl started talking about where we were going to drop, and one of the guys starts going "OH YOU GIRL YOU GIRL?" Without skipping a beat, she rails into him, "OH YEAH IM GIRL YOU BOY? YOU DUMB AMERICAN BOY? YOU DIE FROM CORONA YET?" she rules

gomatgo, the bone pharaoh (@gomatgo)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 05:12 +0000

This has got to be one of the laziest phish I've ever seen.

alissa (@dnsprincess)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 22:05 +0000

I think it's super sweet that people are surprised the recent Twitter security incident was used to inflict relatively little damage. What if I told you that's how most AppSec exploits are used? I once watched a user get admin rights on a system and use it to reset her own pw

Rebecca Deck (@ranger_cha)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:04 +0000

Me: I’m afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:

Stream Internet Love 💻💕 (@Jayzinq)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:49 +0000

I've just realised something I adore about Endless Video Calls™. I am *useless* at remembering people's names. I'm utterly hopeless. I used to joke that it would be brilliant if everyone I worked with wore prominent name badges. Now, thanks to video calls, they all do!

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 20:32 +0000

My main problem with the discourse around "titles don't matter crowd" is that it never mentions that more often than not titles determine the rooms you get to be in.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 16:43 +0000

I found a tired red-tailed bumblebee so I offered her a bit of lavender and 😭😭😭

Lucy Lapwing (@Lucy_Lapwing)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 10:29 +0000

Update: I'm calling this one "Gulab Jamun" ❤ ^"Gulab" formed of the Persian words gol (flower) and āb (water), i.e "rose water-scented syrup". "Jamun" is commonly known as black plum. Basically, Rose Berry? 🌹 https://t.co/gTEobRX0vL

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Today - Mom & I went out to bring home this 'Hot Chocolate Rose' 🍫 Onwards with little mends to our shabby garden 🌹

riz (@rizbizkits)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 17:12 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 15:51 +0000

What a mood 😂🙌🏼

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I miss stand-up, so here is one of my favourite bits that I put up on tiktok, which got 86k views, but then got muted cause I say the word DICK in it. It's here now, so do what you will with it, twitter!

Evelyn Mok (@EvelynMok)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 15:20 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 15:44 +0000