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why is this cat all of us?
The Mary Sue (@TheMarySue)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 14:30 +0000
why is this cat all of us?
The Mary Sue (@TheMarySue)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 14:30 +0000
It's a hazelnut doughnut that looks like a burger 😄 (and is small burger-size)
Gen Ashley (@coderinheels)Sat, 12 Sep 2020 14:43 +0000
no pain au chocolat no gain au chocolat
Adam Smith (@adamndsmith)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 14:23 +0000
Peak masculinity bullshit.
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wtf
decentrelyssa 💣 (@vrijomslachtig)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 01:22 +0000
Aral Balkan 🕷 (@aral@mastodon.ar.al) (@aral)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 15:06 +0000
There are plenty of words you won’t use because other people might find them offensive. Adapting how we present our messages to ensure they are received in the spirit they intended is a basic communication skill. Why wouldn’t you do this for the word “guys”?Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 15:13 +0000
Don't use the word "simple" to describe how to do something, especially if you don't know how to do it yourself. What's simple to you isn't necessarily simple to someone else.Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 15:09 +0000
I feel excluded by it. I'm not a guy.
Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 15:00 +0000
in the same vein @pete_codes Friends don’t have friends who don’t call out those that refer to people as resources
Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 14:57 +0000
Hmm... Not great... I know its just a word, but, it's not at all inclusive, and worse can rightly be a trigger for some too. There are so many better words to use, I like @shanselman's "friends", I tend to just use "everyone". Being "used to saying" something is at best lazy.
Pete Gallagher - Azure #MVPBuzz #MSIgnite (@pete_codes)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 08:17 +0000
Your beliefs aren't others' experiences. It reflects an absence of inclusion in the perspective (but perhaps not intention) of the user. It is uncomfortable even if it is not directly offensive.E-quipper - grateful for the mask you wear (@annwitbrock)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 11:15 +0000
To @pete_codes and every single one of our supporters and allies, thank you for learning and choosing to stop saying words like guys because you believe in helping others 🧡
Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 14:54 +0000
Friends don't let friends... Use the word "Guys" when addressing a mixed gender room... Infact, just don't use the word "Guys" at all...
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Friends don't let friends ____________________ Fill in the gap. And tag two friends. @ShanesCows @sbissonLuise Freese💙💜💖 | MVP | #poweraddict (@LuiseFreese)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 06:44 +0000
Pete Gallagher - Azure #MVPBuzz #MSIgnite (@pete_codes)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 08:09 +0000
I still need to find some dielectric grease before I can build it, but I’m already incredibly excited about my new keyboard. Hear how clicky this switch is 🥰
Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 15:51 +0000
Just spoken to my son who is a student in Scotland. They are now not allowed to visit each other’s flats, banned from going to pubs & all tuition is online. So they’re getting in debt paying huge amounts of rent & fees to stay imprisoned in their rooms. This can’t be right
christinalamb (@christinalamb)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 11:35 +0000
THIS 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 VALID 👏 LAST 👏 NAME 👏
Maria De-Arteaga (@mariadearteaga)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 17:05 +0000
Gonna miss this kid. @SawyerBlatz 's last review 😭Emily (@EmilyKager)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 00:00 +0000
Hillary Monahan (@HillaryMonahan)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 22:41 +0000
My husband’s new t-shirt that I ordered him has arrived. I love it 🤣
Niknax (@nickijones71)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 09:56 +0000
Maybe I need to write a blog post called "On Call For Managers". If you're asking engineers to be on call for their code -- and you should -- you owe in return: - enough time to fix what's broken - hands to do the work - closely track how often they are interrupted/woken - ..etcCharity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 21:24 +0000
It would've been yesterday for @DevOpsDaysLDN 2020 as I reminisce about 2019 when @rjw1 was on his #bobinjapan adventures and I joined OOH support rota. Can't believe a year has flown by so quickly ☁️Olivia Campbell (@oecampbell)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 19:14 +0000
I am so ridiculously glad I chose the OU to start remote studying this autumn rather than studying on campus as a day student at a local university... 🦠😬
Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 20:38 +0000
My parents rescued a kitten and I’m trying to convince them to a) keep him b) name him Ghiță (Romanian folks 👋🏼 do you like this name?) #catDora (@doramilitaru)Thu, 27 Jun 2019 13:34 +0000
My personal fave is to make sure I always report any bugs I find cause I think they’re unaware of them. As if there’s not a developer really pissed off already that this easy fix bug still hasn’t been prioritised after months 😅Post details
me, a software engineer: large scale production systems are complex and require teams of experts to keep running. It’s near impossible to get right 100% of the time me, when an app I use goes down once: these fucking clowns, what the fuckBrandon Dail (@aweary)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:17 +0000
Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 09:10 +0000
was explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french husband and he said “so basically it’s if you are sleeping, fuck you”
rachel de navailles (@racheldenav)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 16:15 +0000
Roy van Rijn (@royvanrijn)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 06:05 +0000
can I just buy some abs? I'm fucking tired of working out son
jacky and 5 others (@jackyalcine)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 03:02 +0000
Thank you all for your messages of support. My statement below:
Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 09:44 +0000
Hard life being a pupper 💤
Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 21:18 +0000
poorly drawn cats (@poorlycatdraw)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 16:55 +0000
finally some innovation in tech
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A message from our CEO, Tom Keiser
Hootsuite (@hootsuite)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 17:22 +0000
bletchley punk is a fullmetal engineer (@alicegoldfuss)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 19:24 +0000
Great to meet some of the new @hacksocnotts members tonight!! 🧡🍉👇Post details
Tonight #TechNott organisers @anna_hax and @MrAndrew are joining the online welcome event of @hacksocnotts at the @UniofNottingham to introduce the new members to the #Nottingham tech community and let them know how they can get involved. Welcome to all the new students!Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 18:54 +0000
Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 24 Sep 2020 18:58 +0000
Studio Ghibli released 100s of high quality movie stills to “use them freely within the scope of common sense” ghibli.jp/info/013344/Andy says BLM (@MummyComic)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 04:11 +0000
It's so common to pick up transmissible diseases in UK universities that there's a name for it that everyone knows, Freshers' flu. It has a wikipedia page, it has an NHS page, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY'VE ALLOWED FRESHERS' FLU TO BE COVID
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Glasgow University has confirmed they are aware of two significant clusters of Covid-19 in their student accommodation buildings. They say the number of cases since the start of term is 124 but “the actual number is likely to be higher”. 600+ students are self-isolating.Radio Clyde News (@RadioClydeNews)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 18:11 +0000
Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 18:50 +0000
I use this gif far too much.
Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 12:39 +0000
@anna_hax I knew without reading the message inside that this was from you (and @JamieTanna) 🤣💁🏻♀️Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 10:51 +0000
A rare shot of a wild hunter in action #morphAnna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 08:13 +0000
me: "linux [task for automation]" google: "ubuntu forums? stackoverflow?" me: *sighs* me: "arch [task for automation]" google: "here's archwiki with exactly what you want in less than 10 lines"emily dogmom (@nasamuffin)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 20:55 +0000
Got a lot to thank Boris Johnson for tonight. In my desperate quest for popcorn to get through his speech I found some M&M Easter mini eggs in the back of the baking cupboard.
Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 19:20 +0000
Boris Johnson blaming rule-breakers. Weird how everyone stopped obeying the rules at the exact same time schools reopened and everyone was paid to eat at Nando’s and told to get back to work or risk getting fired from their jobs they'd been successfully performing from home.
James Felton (@JimMFelton)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 19:11 +0000
Who doesn't need to make dinner again for two or maybe even three days? This chap. Tray of enchiladas ftw.
Stuart Langridge (@sil)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 17:24 +0000
So I got some of those strands of artificial ivy that I see on everybody's TikToks at the moment, and I just have to say that it has injected some life into my little desk area ✨
Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 11:11 +0000
Covid turning up at the pub to find it shut at 10
HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:36 +0000
I put a hidden camera in a parcel and then posted it! So cool to see all the places letters go and what a postman's day is like!
Adrian Gray (@AdrianRMG)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 12:02 +0000
Breakfast burger? Don’t be silly, it’s a double breakfast burger
λee Crossley (@lee_crossley)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 08:15 +0000
careful about teaching your kids about regular expressions you might not want them to be playing with matchesNetlify (@Netlify)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 07:10 +0000
I'd just like to interject for a moment...
Ian Containerface 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:39 +0000
Animal doing shits (@AnimaIshits)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 14:16 +0000