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my socks say “eat shit” (thanks @gf3)

jenn (@jennschiffer)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 22:06 +0000

I just rang IT help desk to order a new mouse because the one in the office isn’t working.... Turns out it’s a whiteboard cleaner. How’s your friday night going? #Team999 #Nightshift

Nick The SOM (@ScotAmbSOM_Nick)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/natfriedman/status/1297177104182702080

Vim

Petros Amiridis (@amiridis)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 14:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/natfriedman/status/1297177104182702080

any software not working with ICE

Penelope literally has no balls (@penelope_zone)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 14:22 +0000

What was once a funny meme is just now four moods leaving the house during covid.

TorAthena (@TorAthena)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 10:07 +0000

Although their ‘Kill all Humans’ policy is, of course, troubling, I can’t help but admire the Daleks’ flawless social distancing.

Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 10:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tnfp3/status/1296863335665860609

you shouldn’t be a parent☺️❤️

Lilly Loves Erin Hannon (@nerdloser69)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 07:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/DANlEL7/status/1296566010200363013

probably same girls who think other girls with onlyfans don’t deserve respect either. whole mentality to shame men or women for doing sex work is pathetic

ً (@cremijeur)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 21:56 +0000

Perfectly Cut Shots (@PerfectlyShots)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 03:04 +0000

when you just wanna do your zoom call but your cat wants to start an onlyfans

Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 17:27 +0000

I did it! I migrated my blog to my own website 🥳 and I wrote a blog post on how I did it (using Eleventy) elletownsend.co.uk/blog/posts/blo…

Elle Townsend🌸 (@_elletownsend)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 09:28 +0000

This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=R2uiy2…

Kyle Hill (@Sci_Phile)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 21:37 +0000

what if humanity survives and people in 1000 years make memes of us the same way we make medieval memes today

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 02:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1297004363299217408

"Honey it's almost been one sun rotation! Time to spend all our Economy Points on the little people we made but don't even like" "Yes, socially-obligated broodmate"

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 03:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1297004139243810816

another prediction

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sat, 22 Aug 2020 02:55 +0000

PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat.

John-Luke Roberts 🥕 (@jlukeroberts)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 13:50 +0000

Our dog video this week is of Teddy. He’s going to sleep all weekend long and not a single one of you can stop him

We Print Video (@infiniteobjects)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 20:58 +0000

Threw a Gü ramekin straight in the bin instead of pissing about with all the farce

Nick Walker (@nickw84)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 23:27 +0000

Every time life gets hard, I just have to remember that out there right now is a black hole ripping apart a star and spraying it over the universe in a beautiful cosmic dance of birth and death.

Cathrin Machin Space Art (@Cathrinmachin)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 23:52 +0000

2020 in a single remarkable photo - by @noahberger3884 in California

Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 10:07 +0000

he has it all but it cost him everything

jim time (@urvillageidiot)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 23:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/DanDaPeacock/status/1296510817546964992

Who were the other ones with, and were they all like this one!?

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 21:14 +0000

You can serve public Docker images directly over S3 (and probably over any object store): docker run registrish.s3.amazonaws.com/alpine echo boo Explanations: github.com/jpetazzo/regis…

Jérôme Petazzoni (@jpetazzo)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 07:04 +0000

Life imitates art

j. (@benniferjoyers)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 03:04 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 09:40 +0000

Surprise brownie delivery!! ✨ Yesterday we took some time out of our day to do some well deserved socialising with our colleagues - we normally enjoy catching up at regular team events but a virtual coffee catch up was the next best option! Thank you to @HuntersCakeCafe 😋

Helical Levity (@HelicalLevity)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 15:40 +0000

Revolut’s job ads are utterly nauseating. They get it wrong over and over again. As if anyone would read this and think “that sounds like a place I want to work!” 🤮

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https://twitter.com/sharonodea/status/1296475734991568904

People who have caring responsibilities, lives, hobbies, disabilities or other reasons why they can’t or won’t work all hours are losers.

Sharon O'Dea (@sharonodea)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 15:55 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 16:33 +0000

deploying a code change: 😎 deploying a config change: 😰😰😨😨😱😥😓😥😰😦🤔😲😵🤮

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 15:23 +0000

I got A*AAAA in my A-levels (I did 5) from a state comprehensive school, and was denied a place at Oxbridge. Toby Young got BBB and got in because of his dad. Nobody (not least he) has the right to tell anybody they don’t deserve their place, or that the bar is being lowered.

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"This year's cohort of A-level students have been gifted extra places at good unis at the expense of next year's cohort. Like the lockdown, the unintended consequences of this fix are worse than the problem it was designed to solve.” My @Spectator column. bit.ly/32bzeuu

Toby Young (@toadmeister)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 08:44 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Thu, 20 Aug 2020 10:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/zkat__/status/1296130087314534401

He brought it up because he noticed a stark contrast between what I comment on and what some others comment on My 2c is that death by 1000 cuts is never worth it for style comments, and they're usually a waste of everyone's time Automate format/linting. You owe it to each other

Kat Marchán 😷 (@zkat__)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 17:01 +0000

Pro tip: Play music in your meetings, on occasion a good jam will start and the whole team will dance along 💚

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 18:55 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 08:48 +0000

The name of Aldi's take on Brewdog Punk IPA is legendary!

Joe Coleman (@JOETHECOLEMAN)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 18:03 +0000

Octocatfishing is when you think you found the answer to your coding problems deep in a GitHub issue but it’s actually still open and stale

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:21 +0000

What's your favorite euphemism for "my code is garbage and thus very hard to debug?"

Immo Landwerth (@terrajobst)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 15:30 +0000

This is awesome! 🙌🏼

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Now in Nightly: Thanks to our Google Summer of Code intern @Kriyszig, you can see which browsers your CSS is unsupported in from the CSS Rules panel! See it in action by enabling the pref: "devtools.inspector.ruleview.inline-compatibility-warning.enabled" --@micah_tigley

Firefox DevTools (@FirefoxDevTools)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 16:13 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 16:23 +0000

Omg y’all! A /good/ newsletter sign up modal 😍

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 13:08 +0000

can’t believe the film/tv industry thinks it can trick me into believing these are all different actresses and not the same woman at different stages of her life

shereen (@shereeny)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 03:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/Marcus_Noble_/status/1295446409362264064

The wicker face mask also works for trips to the supermarket

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 08:21 +0000

This is a great picture of @MrsEmma and @MrAndrew

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so today i learned medieval beekeeping outfits were extremely creepy

max | fic commissions open! (@stonedgeralt)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 03:23 +0000

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 19:44 +0000

lizandmollie (@lizandmollie)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 19:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/FlorianOtel/status/1295465252428144648

if you don't "GAF", just unfollow?

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 21:02 +0000

Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine

Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 15:06 +0000