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Digital pregnancy tests are a scam and this thread is incredible

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I saw a tweet recently that I wanted to confirm. Sadly I can't find it right now, but it was about digital pregnancy tests. So, I went out and grabbed a 2-pack for 7 dollars: let's tear it down!

foone (@Foone)Fri, 04 Sep 2020 02:23 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 04 Sep 2020 08:56 +0000

I thought that tube ad was spot on, personally.

Sean Leahy (@thepunningman)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 09:56 +0000

honestly im just exhausted

hyam (@hyumankind)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 20:39 +0000

The trick about adding an emoji to the start of your LinkedIn name to spot automated recruitment messages _actually_ works ✨✨

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 13:24 +0000

Can anyone recommend some good ways to encourage people to turn their webcams on during meetings?

Seren Davies (@ninjanails)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 18:07 +0000

Having only recently learned that my go-to email sign off, "Best," is considered hostile in some circles, I am facing an existential email crisis.

Kate Carpenter (@katebcarp)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 00:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/chaselyons/status/1301193278684049408

That’s a free A if you play your cards right

BRAYDEN JOHNSON (@brayjohn24)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 23:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/brayjohn24/status/1301299796205023232

And also a free D if you want it

BLM | Token (@token523s)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 01:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/CrypticNo/status/1301193442110906373

*starts dry humping you*

Chase (@chaselyons)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 16:21 +0000

wtf did my professor just email me

Chase (@chaselyons)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 16:20 +0000

Just finished a technical interview... The process consisted of me implementing a new feature into one of my personal projects while the interviewer followed along I actually enjoyed this opposed to the typical technical interview question but I’m still nervous as shit 😭

Jordan (@TheJordanRules_)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 16:01 +0000

Now at #WitNotts @rosanna20736, game developer, takes the stage to talk about 'What's in a Game' 🎮 🎉

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 17:52 +0000

Star Trek: What are your favorite Star Trek episodes? Any series! I need some handpicked recommendations 👽

Patricia Aas (@pati_gallardo)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 16:16 +0000

successfully debugged a lock contention, race condition, and invalid memory using only print statements, I have earned a quiet death

bletchley punk is a fullmetal engineer (@alicegoldfuss)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 23:29 +0000

It has come to my attention that it’s only legal to evict bats from your home during certain months, when the weather is nice enough to ensure their safety. Nothing against bats. But our legal system literally cares more about flying rats than people who can’t make rent.

Claire Glenn (@JustAnotherPD)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 15:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoSplush/status/1301542215118970886

this talk by @sandimetz literally changed my life: youtube.com/watch?v=VzWLGM… it taught me the concept of psychological safety, which helped me reframe the way i view all my relationships. it also helped me understand the crux of my marital problems and helped me pursue a divorce.

jessica (will work for waffles) (@witchywaffles)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 15:46 +0000

We just put an offer on a house (!!) and my anxiety and I are already working out what to do when the bank forecloses it 😅🙈

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 13:19 +0000

bro wtf is this?? my little cousin ate one of my wings and tried replacing it😭😭

Cell (@mtvcell)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 16:43 +0000

IT'S #WiTNotts DAY!!! 🧡✨ Join us from 6.30pm to hear about what goes into a video game from our very own community member and game developer @rosanna20736!! 🎉 Plus we'll get to play some games together too 📝🎮🧩 👉 nott.tech/wit-sept-2020

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 07:00 +0000

In jvt.me/posts/2020/09/… , @JamieTanna talks about not using online tooling for tasks like decoding JWT or prettifying JSON. Inspired by this, wrote my own offline tool. Works only on Mac now using a tool called "pbpaste" to read from clipboard. Gist: gist.github.com/bitsapien/3b9e…

bitsapien 🏳️‍🌈 (@bitsapien_log)Thu, 03 Sep 2020 03:02 +0000

this is every trump bot account

kylie brakeman 🌹 (@deadeyebrakeman)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 16:34 +0000

we talk a lot about overengineering but what about underengineering for example: anything that hasn't gone through performance and accessibility testing and fixing is underengineered

Tatiana Mac 🚁 (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 20:04 +0000

Finding out that the local sandwich shop makes a mean breakfast sandwich and also some pretty awesome sandwiches for lunch..... and delivers...... 🥰 Who ever thought that working from home meant always making your own lunch and saving money has it all wrong.

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 11:23 +0000

The new @monzo fees are basically "you commit to us and we'll commit to you" You want no fees? Make them your main squeeze 💍 You wanna treat them like a side chick? Gotta pay for the privilege 💅 Seems fair to me.

eli schutze (@elibelly)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 11:31 +0000

Really interesting and nicely engineered product for accessibility

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This is important

Akki (@akkitwts)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 12:05 +0000

Thom Glenn (@ThomGlenn)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 16:25 +0000

168 AWS services in 2 minutes. *inhales*

Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 15:39 +0000

I have been thinking about this for so many years and apparently someone wrote a post about it jvt.me/posts/2020/09/…

Kyriakidis Iraklis (@iKyriakidis)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 19:57 +0000

Can someone please start a roast dinner/roast dinner wrap place and put it on Deliveroo in Nottingham? Also while you're at it can we have a flower delivery service where all the options are animal safe? Thanks 💜

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 13:13 +0000

This is really insightful. I've frequently run into exactly the same problem. Once the online tool is the only way somone knows to validate a secure token they will be more inclined to use it for sensitive data in a pinch

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New blog post: Why I Actively Discourage Online Tooling like jwt.io and Online JSON Validators jvt.me/posts/2020/09/… (jvt.me/mf2/2020/09/ae…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 14:49 +0000

Andy March (@AndyMarch)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 12:57 +0000

If you can’t read the full article pls pls let your top lip and bottom lip become one. ❤️

John Boyega (@JohnBoyega)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 11:38 +0000

No lies told...

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 19:06 +0000

Wow

John Boyega (@JohnBoyega)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 22:10 +0000

My son could teach me a thing or two about attending meetings remotely

Oscar Rodriguez (@empanado)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 21:35 +0000

😤

𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪 𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔰 (@moby_dickhead)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 04:00 +0000

But this is literally our business.

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Nobody: Monzo: “You’ve spent __ on your card today” MIND YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS

Henzhino🐉 (@henzhino)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 14:24 +0000

Monzo (@monzo)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 15:13 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 18:16 +0000

I just saw Phoebe Waller-Bridge buying coffee. I wanted to say something but she gave me the fourth-wall-breaking glance, so I resigned to stan silently.

Dan Abramov (@dan_abramov)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 13:04 +0000

We are getting ready for #HacktoberFest! There are now some new issue templates that will set your Issues up with the Hacktober related labels. We are also getting issues prepped and ready for October on our #dddem blog and website GitHub repositories.

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 16:00 +0000

every time i think im doing some horrible frontend code that ‘works’ i think back to when fallout 3 wanted to animate a train but objects cant move in their engine so they gave an invisible guy a train-shaped-sized hat instead and made him run the tracks. thats the spirit

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:54 +0000

Made a special hoodie to wear in public when I don’t feel like participating in a conversation.

Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 00:28 +0000

You don’t say 🙄

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:41 +0000

I'm pretty stoked for this one: The first PR opened by a GitHub App that can be added to your org to automatically autocorrect all your Chef Infra code with each new Cookstyle release. Huge shout out to Xorima for proving the power of the concept:

Tim Smith (@tas50)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 05:55 +0000

hiba (@iatemuggles)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:44 +0000

Correct

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