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So I got some of those strands of artificial ivy that I see on everybody's TikToks at the moment, and I just have to say that it has injected some life into my little desk area ✨

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 11:11 +0000

Covid turning up at the pub to find it shut at 10

HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:36 +0000

I put a hidden camera in a parcel and then posted it! So cool to see all the places letters go and what a postman's day is like!

Adrian Gray (@AdrianRMG)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 12:02 +0000

Breakfast burger? Don’t be silly, it’s a double breakfast burger

λee Crossley (@lee_crossley)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 08:15 +0000

careful about teaching your kids about regular expressions you might not want them to be playing with matches

Netlify (@Netlify)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 07:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/antweiss/status/1308108094157787136

I'd just like to interject for a moment...

Ian Containerface 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:39 +0000

Animal doing shits (@AnimaIshits)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 14:16 +0000

Hit Like, see what happens 😉 #WearAMask

Safwan AhmedMia (@SuperSaf)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 16:15 +0000

Whoever did that tweet awhile ago about putting chicken Kievs on pieces of bread to soak up all the garlic butter was a fucking genius.

Emily G (@CuriouslyEmily)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 17:40 +0000

Fuck you, Twitter.

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Testing something.

JeffFromRegina🍁 (@JeffFromRegina)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 04:45 +0000

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 19:43 +0000

Lol yup this is what I'm talking about 😘

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https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1308126708822716416

Who were the ones who set out to ruin people's browsing experience? Why didn't Mozilla fire you?

Açık Kaynak- Özgür Yazılım 🛠 (@acikveozgur)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 20:24 +0000

Emily (@EmilyKager)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 21:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/penelope_zone/status/1308128208018198528

Well, _now_ it's a weak password.

Nathan "a specific and L.imited Way" Walls (@base10)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 19:39 +0000

The trolley problem at Facebook.

Ro (@Rochelle)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 16:57 +0000

Use lockdown 2 to get something you couldn't be fucked to do during lockdown 1, like learning french or implementing an effective test track and trace.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 12:55 +0000

Matt Hancock’s furrowed brow as Philip Schofield says thirty kids can’t go & feed ducks but thirty blokes can go out & shoot them

Toby Earle (@TobyonTV)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 10:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1305536333805477889

This is what happens when the people making these decisions aren't people who have to worry about harassment

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 16:19 +0000

Hopefully a sign that all the discussion about @Strava's privacy settings is having an impact! What we really need to see them do is change their default settings to not share data publicly and improve how they describe the impact of the different privacy options 🤞

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https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1307047642510364672

Note that since you posted this, Strava put a link in my feed allowing me to adjust my privacy settings. Hopefully this link was for all users... more than just me.

Charlie Brown (@Charlie98022)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 19:18 +0000

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 20:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/TunnelRatDC/status/1307709242019901440

He wasn't complaining about his data being abused. He was pointing out that the default security settings on strava were potentially dangerous for women running alone. Giving a shit about harassment of women? What a dick. Yeah, he should definitely go fuck himself 🙄

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 21:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/TunnelRatDC/status/1307709242019901440

If you'd read the thread, you'd realize that he's more concerned about marginalized genders getting abused than anything else 🤷‍♀️ At least from the way that I read it, he's bringing awareness to the problem

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 16:04 +0000

Back to work tomorrow, although not sure how much will be getting done with this little guy supervising 😂🙃

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 21:10 +0000

Holy shit, this thread is a horror show. Made me wonder who Twitter would pick as the star of Black Panther... https://t.co/f68y6nGd9N

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Trying a horrible experiment... Which will the Twitter algorithm pick: Mitch McConnell or Barack Obama?

Tony “Abolish (Pol)ICE” Arcieri 🦀 (@bascule)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 22:05 +0000

Jack Couvela ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 (@JackCouvela)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 08:49 +0000

Watching Star Trek... Riker: Is this channel secure? Ferengi: *presses buttons* Now it is. Love that ST imagines a universe where peace, prosperity, and exploration are possible...but not secure-by-default comms.

Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 05:41 +0000

I wonder if Twitter does this to fictional characters too. Lenny Carl

Jordan Simonovski (@_jsimonovski)Sun, 20 Sep 2020 04:50 +0000

"I muted "ICE" but it didn't stop me seeing people holding me accountable for my actions"

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Unfollowing everyone on Twitter and switching to lists for better control of my feed. Nothing personal, love you all! ♥️

Nat Friedman (@natfriedman)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 20:12 +0000

Joe (@jna_sh)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 23:45 +0000

Trying a horrible experiment... Which will the Twitter algorithm pick: Mitch McConnell or Barack Obama?

Tony “Abolish (Pol)ICE” Arcieri 🦀 (@bascule)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 22:05 +0000

a Sith apprentice clearly not happy with his new Sith name

SungWon Cho (@ProZD)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:39 +0000

weird that offices are nsfw right now

phil (@PhilJamesson)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:18 +0000

https://t.co/XbFhp1UgEl

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https://twitter.com/colinmadland/status/1307111822772842496

Turns out @zoom_us has a crappy face-detection algorithm that erases black faces...and determines that a nice pale globe in the background must be a better face than what should be obvious.

Colin Madland (@colinmadland)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 00:18 +0000

big mac trucc (@jackyalcine)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:31 +0000

Lydia (@LydiaMizon)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:02 +0000

The most under appreciated step of the Ubuntu installer

Maartje Eyskens 😷 (@MaartjeME)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 08:04 +0000

my daily joy

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I made the mistake of reading the replies to one of @holly's tweets. Ye gods, so much mainslaining. Argh.

quixoticgeek (@quixoticgeek)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:22 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:27 +0000

I miss this sensation

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This photo is very pleasing to my eye

Stop Snitching (@macthearies)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:49 +0000

big mac trucc (@jackyalcine)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 16:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/Sp4ghettiCode/status/1307288241033404423

I'm a daddy! 😍✨

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/LilyMarsWrites/status/1306901255177015296

Following someone home while they're jogging is only an acceptable way to befriend someone if you are a cat

Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 10:55 +0000

open for a tiny surprise

gatitos gorditos (@GorditosGatitos)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 10:25 +0000

A reminder, as we head into a second wave amid govt briefings that it was caused by the public socialising, of these images of the chancellor launching an incentive for the public to eat out inside restaurants, serving food without wearing a mask or a visor

Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 05:32 +0000

The lab finally got sick of doing his paternity tests and trained him up

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 09:24 +0000

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:50 +0000

Just had such a great evening chatting, eating pizza, and playing board games with @marmaladegirl. It's just so nice to actually _see_ friends. Like in the same place as you see. I miss people.

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:29 +0000

I turn 38 next week, with a handful of miscarriages under my belt. Not quite the position I thought I'd find myself in but here we are. Life is (mostly) good, I'm healthy, I have amazing friends & family. It still hurts from time to time (1/) #WorldChildlessWeek

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 09:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/SmokeAndSmut/status/1306899160927547392

This works on so many levels 😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 11:25 +0000

Baby don't hurt me

mutton dressed as Sam (@SmokeAndSmut)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 10:13 +0000

Icarus, when his father warns him to be careful with his new wings

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 08:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1306867286725111808

Deadalus, 5 mins later

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 09:01 +0000

I don’t know how to feel anymore.

Bryan Wants To Make A Difference (@BreatheNewWinds)Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:10 +0000