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Shopify (@Shopify)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 19:36 GMT

so in light of elliot page coming out, i’m gonna remind you guys of basic, Very Basic trans etiquette in this thread:

martin ⌛️ (@unsolvedtwt)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:34 GMT

can i buy a vowel

dipa (@dipalua_)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 04:59 GMT

🎅The Tech Nottingham Secret Santa Gift Exchange is go! ✉️Secret Santas - your giftee details are in your inbox! 📅You have until 17th December to pick a gift then send it to Tech Nottingham or drop it off at one of our drop-off locations 🎁 Let's spread some festive cheer🎄😊

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 12:20 GMT

I GOT MY JOB I GOT MY JOB (I interviewed to make the post I currently do a permanent one. They just phoned!)

Emma (@foxshaped)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 10:44 GMT

Elliot Page (@TheElliotPage)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:10 GMT

Elliot Page can still be a lesbian if they want to be, and if you don't agree with that you can die mad.

Penelope is a code sorceress (@penelope_zone)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 20:44 GMT

Tried Kenji’s fool-proof cast iron pan pizza and can verify — it is indeed fool-proof. And delicious. Pizza party at my place once this pandemic is over!

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 21:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1333817910817599488

"a full breakfast, main lunchtime or evening meal" as defined by the ruling so yeah yes

legalize reindeers (@freezydorito)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:04 GMT

Felt young & hot- may destroy a start-up before they find product market fit l8r 💅

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 15:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1333577304631480322

twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline

✨ luna 🌙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 01:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1333551947169763328

tfw you can handle Big O but not Big Tits

ms claws (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/eade_bengard/status/1333584182543486978

via @guavault

nicole (@nwilliams030)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 02:47 GMT

Can’t tell you how many startup offers I’ve been denied bc these juicy buns

Eade Bengard (@eade_bengard)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 01:30 GMT

Oh the irony

S🐱 (@hbg_honey)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 17:35 GMT

I've just started a chess slack channel on @GoustoTech slack group titled chess-club-7. You can't even imagine how proud I am of this name.

Bhav Patel (@DodoNerd)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 17:07 GMT

gonna tell my kids this was joe biden and kamala harris

Ashmi (@_ashmip)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 23:10 GMT

🎁 Fancy winning a Nintendo Switch Lite? We're giving one away at the #NottTechParty WiFi Wars comedy gameshow next week! 🚨 That's if @MrAndrew doesn't steal it before then... 🎟️ Get your ticket here: nott.tech/xmas20 (⬇️ Sound on! 🔉)

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 13:25 GMT

I do wish Ruby was the browsers embedded language tho

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 03:45 GMT

Ooh this just arrived 😍

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 10:55 GMT

💀 *stares directly into the camera*

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bosses be like "this isnt just a job, it's a family and we genuinely care about u" then start ur salary at $7.35 an hour

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 01:42 GMT

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 23:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1333157616868937728

I often get held up as an "anyone can excel in tech!" example, and yes it's *possible* but it's certainly not probable there are plenty of people like me who don't get the chance or burn out from abuse

mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 21:26 GMT

cats (@ohkitties)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 05:21 GMT

Hmm I don’t see this ending well

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 09:40 GMT

did you know you can put your dog in a lobster costume anytime you want

rax ‘adriana la cerva's IBD’ king (@RaxKingIsDead)Sat, 21 Nov 2020 23:49 GMT

Lot of armchair quarterbacking about the AWS/Cloudflare outages. I never comment on outages because, frankly, "the internet" is a Rube Goldberg machine, built on buckets of tears and non-obvious (and often non-technical) constraints. It's a miracle it works 1% as well as it does.

Matt Klein (@mattklein123)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 21:25 GMT

I have my Dutch residence permit!!

Joe (@jna_sh)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 14:27 GMT

“send a fleet!!” thanks twitter but unless the gods give me a hot wife and someone lures her off to Troy I think tf I will not

Ashley Shuttleworth (they/them) (@PaperAshes)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 03:38 GMT

Ppl dont fake depression they fake being ok...remember that

Doryyy 🍀 (@dollasigndoryyy)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 21:47 GMT

The Expanse No Context (@ExpanseNContext)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 00:58 GMT

Every night I say "good night, Alexa" just so she'll say "okay" and I can feel like I'm in a failing marriage

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 02:28 GMT

Trump campaign spent $3 million dollars to get Biden 132 more votes in Wisconsin recount

Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 02:48 GMT

Late 1960s: “We will build a distributed global network so that if a single node is destroyed by a nuclear attack, the network is unaffected.” 2020: us-east-1 is down so you can’t turn on your oven.

Chris Albon (@chrisalbon)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 23:00 GMT

I felt bad making this it was too easy. Totally made up company btw let's call it Boincase

Emily (@EmilyKager)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 18:43 GMT

Will today be the day I gather the energy to finish redoing my site? Probably not, but stay tuned and find out 😉

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 11:27 GMT

I want to be on panel of women in tech where the fact that we're women in tech isn't the whole point of the conversation

Kat Cosgrove, but ✨festive✨ (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 04:28 GMT

I mean, the 1st mistake @coinbase made was not taking/running w/ my idea to form a #womenintech bitcoin meetup group called "CoinBaes", tbh 🙄

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 21:57 GMT

Bro why😭

Monkey D. Bam (@The25thBam_)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 23:20 GMT

shared without comment

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 06:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/JimmyGriffiths6/status/1316712879106797568

Have you considered making friends like normal people do

none of y'all are seeing Olam HaBa (@BitchCaliban)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 16:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/TommyAdams/status/1316351617579581442

"this tree in this lady's front yard I can scale to see into her bedroom window is a beautiful thing, please don't ruin it!"

none of y'all are seeing Olam HaBa (@BitchCaliban)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 16:19 GMT

I'm one "hi" message away from closing my laptop

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 09:52 GMT

I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea

MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau)Thu, 26 Nov 2020 16:58 GMT