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Jesus looks insufferable

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 20:10 GMT

I can't believe Zoom gives away their best feature, limiting meetings to 40 minutes, for free.

Daniel Jalkut (@danielpunkass)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 15:43 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Wed, 09 Dec 2020 09:56 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 12:30 GMT

Why am i still single

Jiggly Wiggly (@dummyjig)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 22:05 GMT

“How much damage do you think I could do to you in two minutes before the knockout gas gets to me? ‘Cause I’m betting it’s a lot.”

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 15:04 GMT

Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this. Or so he claims. Reporting by @AaronReich jpost.com/omg/former-isr…

The Jerusalem Post (@Jerusalem_Post)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 14:03 GMT

tfw you want to post a thirst trap for the girls gays and theys ONLY

moriah 🎄 (@moriahmaney)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 20:30 GMT

My wonderful @bt_uk team and I are speaking at #SRECon right now! 😊I'm so excited to share our journey over the past few months -- they've not been without challenges, but so worth it. 💪🏼 #SRECON20 #sre

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 20:06 GMT

I'm glad it took 10 years to monetize RSS feeds and in the meantime we replaced them with disfunctional social networks that destroyed what remained of democracy and enabled global rise of fascism. Ah!

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Substack is building a reader app for newsletters theverge.com/2020/12/8/2216…

The Verge (@verge)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 14:16 GMT

Vlado Vince (@mejs)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 14:27 GMT

The real GitHub dark mode is continuing to sell to ICE

DevOps Krampus (@agentdero)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 18:40 GMT

Feeling fuckin buzzed lads

Margaret Keenan (@jordbrookes)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 11:04 GMT

HEY TWITTER I PASSED MY AWS SOLUTIONS ARCHITECT ASSOCIATE EXAM 🥳🥳🥳

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 12:21 GMT

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

Cornelius Mendez (@ConMend)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 10:02 GMT

Nobody: Matthew McConaughey: Alt-right alt-right alt-right

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 16:18 GMT

a DevOps engineer who isn't trans? They must be a cis admin.

lizzy (@eleyezedzedwhy)Sun, 06 Dec 2020 19:47 GMT

Anyone else feel like they’ve mentally checked out pretty damn hard for the rest of year and no amount of self care is alleviating it?

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 16:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1336020554017595393

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 19:12 GMT

I had a particularly awesome morning walk today.

Cherie Westbrook (@ecohydro_gal)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 00:13 GMT

I wrote my first blog post of the month which opened up December in my Archives. It’s always wild looking back at this page — I’ve written A LOT over the years. 🙈 💜 pawlean.com/archives

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 08:08 GMT

The Christmas Market might be cancelled but we're not!! 😂🎅🎉☃️ #NottTechParty

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#NottTechParty is this Wednesday at 18:30! Join us for a unique online event where we can chat, play, connect and celebrate the community together. 🎟Get your ticket: nott.tech/xmas20

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 08:25 GMT

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 08:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/PorkTartare/status/1335469877763649536

I’m irrationally angry that your username is Mr Nice and Good when you are neither.

tdMcMains (@tdMcMains)Sun, 06 Dec 2020 13:10 GMT

say nice shit to your friends

Kat Cosgrove, but ✨Kat Cosgrove✨ (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 05 Dec 2020 17:50 GMT

@IanColdwater and @Dixie3Flatline you two are killing me 😂💀

Fry (@lucasfryer)Sat, 05 Dec 2020 23:13 GMT

Thank you @technottingham for the lovely collection of shinny stickers (I got a shinny parrot!!!) And well, since we're here aparrently my talk was "fantastic"! #humblebrag And thanks @codingblackfems for the shout out and the invite! ❤

Laís Carvalho (@lais_bsc)Fri, 04 Dec 2020 20:00 GMT

Here at the end of 2020, you might be wondering: who invented the best word of the year, namely "doomscrolling"? Friends, it was me! And, at the same time, it wasn't me! Pull up a chair and hear how #doomscrolling came into existence

Ellen Muehlberger (@emuehlbe)Fri, 04 Dec 2020 22:09 GMT

Sailor is ready for the holidays 🎄🤶

Jenn Creighton (@gurlcode)Sat, 05 Dec 2020 17:24 GMT

A few favourite pictures from #NottTechParty 2019 - what an amazing evening! 🥰 2020's party is this Wednesday evening - it'll be different, sure, but no less special 🎄💛 🎟Get your ticket: nott.tech/xmas20

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Sat, 05 Dec 2020 17:05 GMT

So i just found my “comic” account from when i was 13 years old and i have now passed away

**** (@fvck12xo)Fri, 04 Dec 2020 01:07 GMT

Who needs some wobbly kitten? #HollysMankyMoggies

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 15:09 GMT

For my old heads

Iola Ella (@IolaElla)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 21:32 GMT

EAN_TOO_MIANY_IANS

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 04 Dec 2020 18:50 GMT

Get in, loser

Kat Cosgrove, but ✨festive✨ (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 04 Dec 2020 16:56 GMT

Don’t think of it as working from home, think of it as living at work, it’s much more depressing that way

Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 19:15 GMT

Keep in mind that if you harass women or threaten them you do not get fired from Google.

Timnit Gebru (@timnitGebru)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 04:38 GMT

:-)

coda (@codahall)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 15:02 GMT

definitely didn't pull the recline release while I was talking on a meeting and yeet myself back for everyone to see

Tierney Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/felix19350/status/1334558807368884228

why do you think they called it Borg

Ian Coldwater, but ✨festive✨ (@IanColdwater)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 18:09 GMT

Christmas normally vs Christmas this year:

Charlie Haynes (@charliehtweets)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 10:53 GMT

Ever had #Java crash on you, and blamed the #JVM? Ever wondered what the hs_err file actually tells you? Find out in my new post: inside.java/2020/12/03/cra…

Joakim Nordström (@jaokim2001)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 12:54 GMT

I know tech twitter is excited with the idea of conferences coming back. Anyone who is pregnant or (planning to be) are not advised to take the vaccine for now. A lot of women will continue to miss out on opportunities as the world rushes back “to normality”.

Ana Rodrigues (@ohhelloana)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:45 GMT