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sing like no one's listening, dance like no one's watching, masturbate like no one's called security

Attached: 1 video extremely normal about these cut voice lines from portal 2 [content warning: degradation aimed at the listener]

“New GitHub Copilot Research Finds ‘Downward Pressure on Code Quality’ – Visual Studio Magazine” No shit. I’m so surprised /s https://visualstudiomagazine.com/articles/2024/01/25/copilot-research.aspx

Attached: 1 image Scandinavian airlines sending me a ”2023 wrapped” and I can’t tell if it’s a joke or not.

PSA: Do not put git repos inside other git repos. Git is not a package manager. You will make yourself sad. It doesn't matter how many conceptual primitives they share. Don't do it. Just use a package manager. You don't even need a package repository. You can still download things directly from git repos if you want to. Just list them in a package.json or something, and let npm do it. Or go.mod. Anything. Please. For your own sake. And everyone who comes after you.

Attached: 1 image Day 26 - my arms are wet noodles and this is the best I can manage, thanks to @tamonten@mstdn.social for providing two potatoes and an ice cream cone #YearOfPigeons #birds

“The new RHEL pricing to cloud partners will scale by vCPU count, which is consistent with the most common model for cloud virtual machines (VMs) and software" twenty years ago. https://www.redhat.com/en/blog/red-hat-enterprise-linux-scalable-pricing-cloud-partners-announcement

Accidentally back on TikTok and very upset at how many aggregator accounts there are - like a cat video, see that it's been reposted and edited into an aggregator account, block the aggregator, track down the original my life is exhausting and I only have myself to blame

Attached: 1 image Don't forget to bring your own cake to the #golang devroom at #FOSDEM (I do not have budget for a giant cake where i can jump out of)

Any time I see someone saying something about "X openly supporting Nazis" I think, "That's a *bit* hyperbolic about what happened with the XFree86 / Xorg schism..."

The EU response to this should be simple: Tell Apple it will be barred from trading in the EU unless it commits to implementing EU requirements globally. Will the EU understand it does not require global jurisdiction in order to have global impact? Let’s wait and see. #eu #apple #maliciousCompliance https://mastodon.social/@verge/111824614624891170

The current accelerating trend of requiring accounts and logins for everything has to stop.

Who called it The Hobbit Part One and not Bilbo Begins?

Attached: 1 image this came to me in a dream

Apparently 8.2% of the most downloaded package versions from npm are depreciated.. Deceptive Deprecation: The Truth About npm Deprecated Packages https://blog.aquasec.com/deceptive-deprecation-the-truth-about-npm-deprecated-packages

Here's a tough but common situation for open source maintainers: You want a project you co-maintain to be more secure by reducing the attack surface. There are one or more folks in privileged rol...

*Opens zoom *Angles camera so boobs are in shot *Turns on video

The best management advice I ever got is to try and figure out what good management looks like and then put on a performance - try and act like a good manager, go through all of the required motions Because it turns out imitating a good manager and actually being a good manager are mostly the same thing (I think about this sometimes when I encounter debates about whether or not LLMs can reason about or understand content)

Me and @charlieegan3 have been working on a new guide for the most common errors seen in #OPA during #Rego policy development. Parser errors, compiler errors and evaluation errors — it's all in there. Hopefully it'll be a useful resource to anyone trying to get a better understanding on why some errors happen, and how to fix them. Feedback always welcome! https://docs.styra.com/opa/errors #PolicyAsCode #IAM #Identity #Authorization #DevOps #DevSecOps

Pro tip: If you want to stop being friends with an autistic ADHDer, you probably need to tell them straight out. Because all this "fading away into the woodwork" doesn't work with people who will often not speak to their friends in years without any of the friendship feelings changing. Not seeing someone doesn't change that we think of them as our friends. So not being in touch with us, doesn't communicate "I don't want to be friends anymore". You're going to have to say it. And don't worry, we'll respect your wishes. We just need to know to understand. #adhd #audhd #actuallyAutistic

This year’s State of Open Con schedule focuses on establishing the future of open source across software, hardware and data.  Open source communities are reliant on a significant amount of unpaid labour. That makes for an interesting dichotomy that is emphasized during economic downturns. Since, theoretically, anyone should be able to join an open source project, it should have lower barriers to entry. But having free time time do free work — or being employed by a big tech company specifically to contribute to open source — is entirely based on privilege.  » Read more about: The Future of Open Source is Uncertain  »

Attached: 1 image I don’t know what I was timing but it’s safe to say, I probably didn’t achieve it.

Went to a tech meetup in Dublin yesterday and no one I spoke to had heard of the fediverse (or Mastodon, even). I’m talking about software engineers. This blows my mind. (At least everyone I spoke with has heard of it now, though. And when people do hear about it – as with the #SmallWeb – they do get it. And they’re excited about it.) #fediverse #mastodon #SmallWeb

❌ hypnotizing your partner’s partners ✅ metaprogramming

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I strive to respect everybody’s personal preferences, so I usually steer clear of debates about which is the best programming language, text editor or operating system. However, recently I was asked a couple of times why I like and use a lot of Go, so here is a coherent article to fill in the blanks of my ad-hoc in-person ramblings :-).

In an era of remote work, some employees are recording and posting their video layoffs and firings on social media. It can be empowering in a lonely situation, but is it wise?

GDS is leading the digital transformation of the UK government.

(Mostly) Wholesome autism thread on HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39047541

Attached: 1 image I choose to believe in a Pokemon AU where all the bands we know and love still exist but have dumb Pokemon pun names.

Virtually every application today relies on dozens -- and sometimes hundreds -- of open-source components. Many of those get updated at a rapid clip in

Whenever someone tells me their name, I enter my Memory Palace, stand around for a bit, and then say "what did I come in here for?"

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I am joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs

Attached: 1 image The PoC for that GitLab auth bypass is 10/10 on the hilarity scale https://twitter.com/rwincey/status/1745659710089437368

Attached: 1 image Danish friends and other royal subjects of the Kingdom of Denmark. I just want to bring you my best wishes and congratulate you about your new king. It's really nice to see all those queer flags on his castle.

Attached: 1 image Took me a minute, but I giggled

Attached: 1 image Statistics from 14 years of #Blogging.

“inflation is problematic” really has a different vibe depending on whether that discussion is happening on slack or discord

Did you know? The best reason to get a studio-quality microphone is so you can get real close to it and whisper soft flirty affirmations to your friends and make them blush!