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The government deciding whether to save lives or Christmas

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 09:43 GMT

Developer: I don't need type checking. Also developer: it('should throw an error when passed a string', () => {

Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 22:42 GMT

100% obsessed with my little house

Tia (@tiaxbrdly)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:31 GMT

One thing I've noticed in the 4+ years of working in the UK is that any team social is almost inevitably going to include some sort of quiz. I've also learnt that I am really bad at quizzes 😅

Shannon Walker (@shzwlkr)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 11:55 GMT

What 2020 has taught me: I’m okay attending meetings in my sweatpants, with no makeup, and my cat. I’m liking this new version of myself 💁‍♀️

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 09:51 GMT

Just accidentally deleted a file I'd spent hours making. Thank heaven's for sync to cloud storage with version control. Consider this your reminder to backup your stuff!

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:46 GMT

Just received the email saying my 50 boxes of Terry's Chocolate Oranges has been dispatched. Don't buy while high kids.

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:59 GMT

Just removed Google Analytics from my blog. Been sat on the fence for a long time. But then, I've not looked at my analytics in as much time. When I thought of it like that, it was easy.

@rem (@rem)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 20:13 GMT

going to start occasionally tweeting like I’m watching a match that doesn’t exist for a sport that doesn’t exist so you can all get a taste of the nonsensical dry arse shite ye pump into my timeline

Stevie Buckley (@StevieBuckley)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 18:00 GMT

Evergreen meme. (via @lunaperla)

Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 11:15 GMT

Today was my final day at my first tech job. I have a lot to say and feeling a lot of emotions, but I think I’m running out of words for now. So here’s some thoughts from other platforms 💜 I’m recharging for the next few weeks before jumping into the exciting future!

Pauline P. Narvas 😴 (@paulienuh)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 19:12 GMT

Update

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 10:00 GMT

I know we’ll probably go back to the office gradually but I can’t stop imagining 50 feral people all trying to remember how to eat a salad in public

Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 06:10 GMT

If you need some marketing material to drive Github Sponsors @tpope

Begin (@beginbotbot)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10 GMT

Someone's selling my ex

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 23:08 GMT

I’m a woman who dates men it is very bold to assume I know anything about the "Big O"

Emily (@EmilyKager)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 22:44 GMT

so, i'm leaving JH, & i'm usually not a fan of year endings but after <<waves frantically>> *everything*, 2021 is on the horizon, which is to say: i'm *really* looking forward to what awaits in january ✨🚀

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 23:01 GMT

happy holidays

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 14 Dec 2020 23:26 GMT

Games Workshop is worth 3 times as much to the British economy than Brexit fishing. If you are unaware, one is a popular fantasy game, entrenched in make believe which allows poorly dressed overweight men to play out their wartime fantasies, and the other is Games Workshop.

Rhys Wynne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 (@rhyswynne)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 17:43 GMT

Loving the new feature in @intellijidea to run the rest api directly from the RequestMapping itself! I find it very useful! I don't have to leave my IDE at all! Thanks @intellijidea!

Neha Sardana (@nehasardana09)Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:49 GMT

The box and packaging my #WindowsUglySweater came in is just as impressive as the sweater itself. 🎄🤗🎁 @Windows

Kaitlin McKinnon (@KaitlinMcKinnon)Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:03 GMT

@JamieTanna Thank for the guide! :-) jvt.me/posts/2020/04/…

Байронічний герой (@Tevovirne)Mon, 14 Dec 2020 22:50 GMT

Wondering what effect Google being down will have on the extended brexit talks - lol

Steve Lee (@SteveALee)Mon, 14 Dec 2020 12:14 GMT

Because you want to see a groundhog, taunting a dog, by eating a pizza.

Danny Deraney or The King of Jingling (@DannyDeraney)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 18:02 GMT

when you're trying to track a parcel

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 11:24 GMT

😻 🍑 🍊

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 18:54 GMT

hey what

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 23:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1338263257019162624

They're tired of the anti-ICE posting, so they've switched to ad hominem attacks

Zombees 💀🐝 (@StrawberrEclair)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 23:26 GMT

More Americans died of COVID19 today than died on 9/11. After that horrendous attack, we restructured our way of life & accepted limits on our freedoms to combat the threat of terrorism. 9/11 was one day. COVID is everyday. Be a patriot. Wear a mask. Help us end this pandemic.

Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer)Thu, 10 Dec 2020 03:13 GMT

🔤 BLABRECS: the wordgame that hates you a rules modification for SCRABBLE that swaps out the dictionary for a capricious AI. real words aren’t allowed – you can only play nonsense words that *sound* real to the AI my entry for #PROCJAM 2020 mkremins.github.io/blabrecs

Max Kreminski (@maxkreminski)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 22:02 GMT

I just saw this meme and I felt attacked

Alejo Pereyra (@AlejoP_47)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 08:48 GMT

The light was beautiful at @BradgatePark this afternoon 🍂☀️ For some reason I'm pointing at some deer.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 21:47 GMT

I've no idea if this is true, but it fits my biases - so I'll retweet it

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Imperial is so poorly understood in the UK that no-one in the manufacturers, installers or client noticed that the apostrophe was accidentally rendered as /u0027 on this car park sign in London

UK Metric Association (@UKMetric)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 14:11 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 18:53 GMT

HERE. WE. GO. https://t.co/aW9898efnA

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#tfw you've been watching people make food all day and completely lose self-control.

Stephen Augustus is waiting for your #KubeCon CFP (@stephenaugustus)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 01:29 GMT

Stephen Augustus is waiting for your #KubeCon CFP (@stephenaugustus)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 02:18 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sun, 13 Dec 2020 14:31 GMT

Welcome to the void

cats in random places (@cats_places)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 16:05 GMT

did one for remote work

John Palmer (@john_c_palmer)Fri, 11 Dec 2020 21:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/ExpanseNContext/status/1337574124206649346

Clarification: He *has* a name, you know. Murphy. Or Marty. Something like that. But he *does* have one!

HK-47 (@HK47_Actual)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 02:11 GMT

my coworker's kids are obsessed with bean's teef. so every now and then i'll send him photos of bean showing off his teefes.

Manny 🐨 (@brownyellowizsh)Fri, 11 Dec 2020 17:55 GMT

١🌘 (@r__qamar)Thu, 10 Dec 2020 22:02 GMT

Checking in on whether 2021 can be the year of the Linux Desktop, not looking good so far

Pillow (@CounterPillow)Fri, 11 Dec 2020 18:05 GMT

A breakfast sandwich worth devoting the first 15 minutes of a movie to 😍😍😍

Kate is cake. Always has been. (@SBinLondon)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 14:08 GMT

😍 (@MrAndrew knows the key to my heart is donuts 😂)

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 11 Dec 2020 19:39 GMT