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my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

Harry Mitchell (@HarryIsLate)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 16:51 GMT

Your favorite stars want to get some things off their chest.

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 17:32 GMT

...NSFW gingerbread people because I got the best random book for £4 at Asda this week and I am so entertained by the idea of making the biscuit kama sutra! twitter.com/brunty/status/…

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Silicon baking mats with measurements and size guides on them?! Hell yes! 😍 Baking gingerbread people with @foxshaped right now!

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 13:53 GMT

Emma (@foxshaped)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 14:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1340595985597288448

What we need to is end once and for all the 40 year failure that is trickle down economics. We can replace that with Piñata economics instead.

Al (@davison_al)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:24 GMT

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT and #TheMandalorian Season 3 are two separate shows, says a Lucasfilm artist! bit.ly/3atrp9C

Star Wars Stuff (@starwarstuff)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 01:47 GMT

Enormous xylophone in the woods of Kyushu, Japan plays a Bach tune when a wooden ball rolls down each "key." An impressive piece of engineering.

Scott Kerr (@scott_kerr)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 20:53 GMT

To get a software developer's attention, say: "There's got to be a better way to do this"

Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 (@CodesCarla)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 19:11 GMT

I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater

ratti hex (@HattiRex)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 20:29 GMT

Only 371 sleeps till Christmas.

Adam Pearson (@Adam_Pearson)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 18:56 GMT

Debugging tips by Emily (SO new camera)

Emily (@EmilyKager)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 20:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/Nayvee6/status/1340340904310296584

Aye that's how it works. It's the Leader of the Opposition's fault that the Prime Minister is a cunt

The Futureheads (@thefutureheads)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 17:00 GMT

Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 20:53 GMT

Santa's on his way to deliver the first load of #TNSecretSanta presents and having a jolly old sing-song in the 'sleigh' 🥳 12 something somethings, 11 something somethings, 10 something somethings, 9 something somethings, 8 something somethings.... FIVE GOOOLD RIIIIINGS 🎶🎶🎶

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 15:37 GMT

Boba: This armor belonged to my father. Bo-Katan: Don't you mean your donor? #TheMandalorian #mandalorianfinale

Justin says Break out the gullotines! (@WolfmanJustin)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 14:17 GMT

To be fair, they did say they wanted to end freedom of movement

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Five-miles lorry queues in Kent as businesses prepare for Christmas and Brexit theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

The Guardian (@guardian)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 13:23 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1340124586927525888

I really wanna hang out with you for real

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 02:45 GMT

Mr. Box, I continue to try.

Emily L. Hauser אלה אסתר (@emilylhauser)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 20:51 GMT

I designed these extremely niche Christmas cards to send to colleagues in the Business Banking team. Original attached for comparison

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 16:10 GMT

I tried to do a fizzbuzz using modern web platform apis and im terrified that it actually works

vim harlequin (@freezydorito)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 15:03 GMT

for my birthday my team got me the gift of being on-call

Kamal Nasser 🦜 (@kamaln7)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 01:41 GMT

I put tiny steps everywhere for Smol Paul but he insists on doing this instead #HollysMankyMoggies

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 11:36 GMT

It’s only elevated priv if it comes from the Sudeaux region of France.

Alex Hutton (@alexhutton)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 23:48 GMT

what our packages are doing when tracking hasn’t been updated in 6 days:

☾m❃h☽ (@_macey23)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:29 GMT

OK, whew. I've now read all 130 pages of state AGs suit v Google. In three words, Google is royally screwed. Expect... Press headlines: Facebook and Google colluded! Deeper dives: Google turned open web into a walled garden of tying, exclusionary tactics, and privacy fixing.

Jason Kint (@jason_kint)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 23:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1339719659218604032

My wife has been making these

Sgt Lex (@SgtLex)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 08:47 GMT

The word ‘Tory’, commonly used to refer to a member of the UK Conservative Party, comes from the Irish Gaelic word ‘tóraidhe’ meaning outlaw or robber.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 03:00 GMT

Painfully sincere Tweet: In 2012, I read a novel with unusually well-written women characters. Shot the author a Tweet, and developed a friendship. Season 5 of the TV about that book series just debuted. I’m just amazed with all @JamesSACorey has accomplished in 8 years.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 19:23 GMT

Done. Three course zero waste Christmas dinner, £4.34 per head. Everything costed, every tbsp of fat, every grain of salt and pepper. Nothing taken for granted. Everything cooked at 190C for ease of fitting it all in the oven on the day. Hope it helps!🤍 cookingonabootstrap.com/2020/12/18/jac…

Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 19:03 GMT

The full postmortem of the Google outage this week is now up: - incomplete migrations can be dangerous - it continues to baffle me that Google systems aren’t designed to minimize the blast radius. - Automated tools shouldn’t have the ability to make *global* config changes.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 03:42 GMT

This is the clearest image of Pluto captured by the New Horizons probe

Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 15:08 GMT

“One day I will get my revenge, just you wait” instagr.am/p/CI-OGSeJOgs/

Melinda Seckington (@mseckington)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 08:34 GMT

Thrilled to know that President Obama enjoyed watching our show that has a scene where someone gets killed by a ten foot penis. #TheBoys

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 20:28 GMT

One of the fights I keep losing at ${DAYJOB} is “don’t use short flags in shell scripts if you have long flags available; make things easier for the people who come after you” And like... I do not understand why this is controversial or why people resist it so strongly.

Ryan McKern 🇵🇷 (@the_mckern)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 00:55 GMT

I am on PTO for the next two weeks. Guess I no longer have an excuse to put off building a personal website

Kat Cosgrove, Alleged Thought Leader (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 00:47 GMT

Sometimes I forget about the cameras in the BBC Radio Bradford studio, but I’m always quickly reminded

Rima (@therimaahmed)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 15:58 GMT

me in march me in december

trash jones (@jzux)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 22:21 GMT

Developers adding multiple third-party analytics to their pages like they really want to find out how much visitors hate slow websites.

Laura Kalbag (@LauraKalbag)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 17:49 GMT

I always awkwardly struggle to get to the end call button on video calls. So I made this

Brian Moore (@lanewinfield)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:15 GMT

The difference between WhatsApp and Signal (both end-to-end encrypted) in the new App Store privacy section is stark

HoliDev (@Dev14e)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 19:42 GMT

The government deciding whether to save lives or Christmas

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 09:43 GMT

Developer: I don't need type checking. Also developer: it('should throw an error when passed a string', () => {

Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 22:42 GMT

100% obsessed with my little house

Tia (@tiaxbrdly)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:31 GMT