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Morning Moomins! How come everyone I follow has snow, but I do not? I want a snow day so I can call up work and say I can't come in.

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 08:55 GMT

“you don’t need to wear a mask around me” sweet thanks for letting me know that I especially need to wear a mask around you

cal? (@cal_gif)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 18:17 GMT

when a character says the name of the movie

Peter Sobot (@psobot)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 20:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1343638025373417474

Usually a few mins after midnight on the 1st of January, I tweet "I haven't had sex all year" as a joke, and many men misunderstand. This year they'd be right

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 19:22 GMT

I am ONE YEAR SINGLE as of today so I'm going to celebrate by buying myself dinner. Takeaway obviously, myself and I shall enjoy it in our pants

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 19:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddanadanabad/status/1343258815353946112

Interesting how you claim to be suffering and yet you can afford luxuries like floor

Floor Haver (@TheEpicDept)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:05 GMT

was 2020 a “bad year” or are we simply approaching the inevitable conclusion of living under an economic system that is fundamentally incompatible with human dignity and happiness?

☕️ Pumpkin Spice Lesbian 🎄 (@zenalbatross)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 14:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1343555601041920000

Smol Paul has mad core strength so he kind of stands

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:55 GMT

for everyone who is saying my boyfriend is gay: ok... and??? It would be homophobic for me to not date someone just bc they’re gay

dana bad (@baddanadanabad)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:10 GMT

It snowed! I love it.

Rosemary Orchard (@RosemaryOrchard)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 09:17 GMT

thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts

trish (@ULTRAGLOSS)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:16 GMT

Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet..

David Pugh (@davidsoho1)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:41 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 22:05 GMT

Getting your .zshrc Just Right® has a very pronounced IKEA effect. It's a huge investment, but it feels so darn great 😆

Guillermo Rauch (@rauchg)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 18:49 GMT

YES I voted Leave YES it was a mistake YES I fell for slogans YES I thought I was sticking it to the establishment YES I am entitled to regret it YES you can call me a tw*t if it makes you feel better YES I can still call out people who are still convinced it’s a good idea

Simon Harris (@simonharris_mbd)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:14 GMT

I’m 31 and I think I’m hot. Can being an adult woman be hot please? Signed, every woman with some self confidence over 25. Furthermore I’d love to see other sexy women over 25 in RTs and replies for science thanks. ✨❤️💖

✨💖Sarah Fong 💖✨| BLM (@sarah_fong_tho)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 19:02 GMT

For Xmas, I made a meal for all the Gamers out there. Gamer Ramen. Doritos Noodles, Baja Blast tori shio broth, Mountain Dew marinated egg, Mountain Dew braised pork, and Mountain Dew pickled daikon. All made from scratch, and it was pretty delicious. #gamers #ramen #bajablast

Huy (@huynasaur)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 03:45 GMT

me age 9 seeing billie piper in doctor who

professional mccree stan @ playing AA 💚 (@phantomisles)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 17:19 GMT

Here’s a Christmas present to all those who asked me what it’s like to hang out with Baby Yoda on the set of #TheMandalorian #TheTragedy. Check out #DisneyGallery for more behind the scenes!

Robert Rodriguez (@Rodriguez)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 06:01 GMT

Yeah, sex is great but have you ever fried some sausages, then fried up leftover roast potatoes in the sausage fat and put a fried egg on top?

Tits McGee (@Scientits)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 13:21 GMT

Local cat never been fed, says local cat

Kirstmas Time (@Winskillfull)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 12:38 GMT

I just got 500 points✨ on nextjs.org/learn via @vercel ~ mandatory 'i finished a tutorial!' hype tweet 🤪💅

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:37 GMT

SCROOGE: you there, boy! What day is it? BOY: March

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 20:53 GMT

i wish i had the brazen confidence to hear "no holiday travel due to global pandemic" and think "well that doesn't apply to me"

ziwe (@ziwe)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 20:15 GMT

right that's me done for 2020, I never need to eat ever again ...maybe some cheese in a bit

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 18:52 GMT

Merry March 300 to all of you! Well, Merry March 300 to those of you celebrating with the traditional staying home with only those you live with, in the same home you’ve been in this whole time, unless you are working an essential job (thankyou). The rest of you can go to hell.

Jen Simmons (@jensimmons)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:23 GMT

Managed not to get sucked in by any marketing this Christmas 🦌

Max L. Wilson (@gingdottwit)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 17:11 GMT

no talk me i angy

tiny 🍑 keycap maker (@tinymakesthings)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 20:55 GMT

Happy Christmas, everyone! Hope you all have a lovely holiday break 🎄✨

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:13 GMT

my hand looks so his hand can like this look like this

job please (@henstepping)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 17:18 GMT

Merry Christmas, lovely friends! Fingers crossed it won't be long before we can all see each other for hour long hugs, kisses, and let's face it, a party like no other. Miss you lots - take care of yourselves x

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:17 GMT

Can't believe I'm going to get exposed

rainyday✨ (@rainyday_vg)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:15 GMT

My heart 😭🥰💓 So thankful to have these two for our first Christmas together

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 08:43 GMT

Read my daughter The Night Before Christmas over Alexa last night (every year so far), and watched her open her presents over WhatsApp this morning so I could stay isolated and still see how excited she was. Technology has made me very happy today. Merry Christmas all🥰

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 09:25 GMT

OMG.

Peter McLean (@PeteMC666)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:36 GMT

🎁 Got serious about home office! Cost of upgrade: ~$900 How it started How it's going

shawn swyx wang (@swyx)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 16:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/HTTP_Lovecraft/status/1342133945002045440

If I had, I wouldn't betray their confidence. Bigfoot just wants to be left alone and I respect that.

Kat Cosgrove, Allegedly (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:44 GMT

Proud to announce I've heroically agreed pretty much the same trade deal Theresa May agreed in 2019 which prompted me to resign from the shadow cabinet in disgust & have a temper tantrum for 18 months. I can confirm that same trade deal is utterly brilliant now because I did it!

Boris Johnson #StayAlertControlTheVirus ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@GetBrexit_Done)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO LARRY. Twat.

Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 10:36 GMT

Why couldn't the puppy do his business on the lawn? Why did he need to go for a walk up the road to do it? IN THE PISSING RAIN, AT 5 BLOODY 30 IN THE MORNING!!!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 10:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/kwuchu/status/1341942199995543554

did anyone say farts yet

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 03:51 GMT

I don't like looking at analytics too much because it deters me away from focusing on the quality of my blog posts, but it's that time of year where I have a quick peak! This is how 2020 compares to last year. 🤯 Thank you all for taking the time to follow along💜 #bypawlean https://t.co/x3j5wjFAB8

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https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1209469007839080449

👋🏻 So many new friends, hey! Thanks for reading. 💪🏼 My annual health post is always very popular (it is that random spike in users, this year it was 400) ✨ "Normal" posts get about 40-50 views ⏰ People aren't just clicking away instantly - thanks for reading my essays lol

Pauline is taking a break 😴 (@paulienuh)Tue, 24 Dec 2019 13:40 GMT

Pauline is taking a break 😴 (@paulienuh)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:08 GMT