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New year, new challenges and for me: a new job. I'm a Developer Advocate for @aiven_io so if you like data, clouds or open source then keep an eye on what I'm up to. Wishing everyone a happy and healthy 2021 whether your challenges are old or new :)

Lorna Mitchell (@lornajane)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 15:03 GMT

boris johnson appearing on tv this week to tell us we can have a national lockdown OR spin the wheel for a chance to see what measures are behind the door with question marks painted on it

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 14:04 GMT

I'm elated to (finally) announce – I've joined ▲ @vercel Today was my first day as part of this incredibly talented team and my astonishment/delight/awe at this possibly life-changing opportunity requires way more than 280 characters! 🚀😌

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 20:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/ShantunR/status/1346139799829278721

Your "personal experience" is absolutely not relevant to the lived experiences of the actual women agreeing with her. Also, calling us "girls" is not correct. We're grown-ass women, not children.

Kat Cosgrove, Allegedly (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 20:13 GMT

jk rowling be like ‘there’s about to be more national lockdowns than genders’

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 19:49 GMT

Congratulations to Mr Brian Pinker, who has received 100,000,000 doses of the jab.

Just Pengy 🐧 (@IncognitoPengy)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:18 GMT

I made the mistake of telling Thom I wanted to exercise after work this year. Today I finished work and turned on the PS and he came running to tell me to do yoga. I did it and now I feel great ☹️

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 16:48 GMT

every man I talk to on tinder when they want to meet straight away and I mention the pandemic

three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 23:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/Kate_Bradbury/status/1346066297780662273

Brilliant article, and will ring true for many. I'm seriously thinking about communal living with friends at some point in the future - I think retirement in a shared house, pooling resources and time and friendship sounds delightful 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 12:15 GMT

We made this video for my cousin's remote I'm A Celeb themed 40th birthday party 😀 It helps if you know #BykerGrove - a kids TV show Ant and Dec did in the 90s & if you just turned 40 you DEFINITELY remember 😂 youtu.be/qZR2d1pl3dU #PaintballBlindness #NeverForgiveGemma

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:13 GMT

when you look over his shoulder and it be ya own ass at 600% zoom

Bhoka (@boop)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 18:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1345785282256396288

'be accepting of when things don't go to plan' for life motto 💛 thank you for writing; in an year that's robbed us of sustained irl chatter, a look back (no matter how awful the times were) feels like a happy encounter.

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 22:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/hollyhopkins_/status/1345554171597115393

Hi 🙋‍♀️ thanks for sharing my home 😒

House_No_61_ (@House61)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 19:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/hollyhopkins_/status/1345554171597115393

Personally think if you buy a house you should entitled to make it into whatever YOU like, not everyone is going to have the same taste

emma freeman (@emlf_x)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 16:36 GMT

The Expanse No Context (@ExpanseNContext)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 20:42 GMT

Men will literally live in a moving castle and transform into a giant bird instead of going to therapy

Abraham Riesman אברהם ריסמאַן (@abrahamjoseph)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 13:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/lynncyrin/status/1345549848615915521

I'm an autistic coach. I'm taking on very few new clients at the moment but please dm me to see if I can help you. If I can't I can pass you to someone I know and trust. Thanks @JamieTanna

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 13:20 GMT

"Let's call the cops just in case." —Karen Kat

Mallory Brewer (@malwaaare)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 20:28 GMT

Help! My (27M) commits (abef8c, 94a6cb, 39d30c, 51afee, 34c392) have unionized with a squash and rebase.

i can fix my mistakes don't give me solutions (@mgattozzi)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 23:32 GMT

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 12:17 GMT

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

reni (@reniadeb)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 15:18 GMT

I've been laughing for 10 minutes.

Fiqah (@sassycrass)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 06:33 GMT

me liking horny tweets knowing twitter will absolutely make sure one of my coworkers sees it

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 22:22 GMT

snowm̶a̶n̶ gal ☃️❄ (📸: @akmal_farhana)

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 17:55 GMT

I can't stop thinking about this meme

Floor Haver (@TheEpicDept)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 13:57 GMT

From /r/bitcoin

@mikko (@mikko)Mon, 04 Dec 2017 21:27 GMT

been laughing at this for 10 mins straight

nisa (@rockwellism)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 17:01 GMT

Magnificent put-down of the Tories by the NYT. Opinion | The Malign Incompetence of the British Ruling Class - The New York Times nytimes.com/2019/01/17/opi…

Matthew Hardy (@drmatthewhardy)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 22:14 GMT

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Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 11:46 GMT

Helena Wadia (@helenawadia)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 19:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1344973185641570311

You voted against it’s abolition at the first time of asking!

Paula Sherriff 🌈 (@paulasherriff)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 12:47 GMT

Would anybody like to be friends with me this year? You don’t have to do anything, and I’ll never message you first. It’s basically the same as not being friends if I’m honest although I WILL like your tweets and get overly defensive of you on Twitter. Thank u

Callum Uwunderwood (@DevRelCallum)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 10:14 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 03:37 GMT

me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 01:28 GMT

Night watch.. #RebeccaVincent

Alexandra Epps (@ArtGuideAlex)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 20:02 GMT

If you're happy and you know it...

Tracy Anderson-Powell (@DammitTracy)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 17:30 GMT

2021, you got this

The Oatmeal (@Oatmeal)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 00:50 GMT

Hold up folks, 2020 isn't completely shit: I discovered the absolute best t-shirt in existence. You're welcome.

Oscar 🏳️‍⚧️ (@SkeletonOscar)Thu, 31 Dec 2020 20:13 GMT

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Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 20:52 GMT

Today I learnt that sheep sex is called "tupping." I no longer want my Tupperware

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 17:00 GMT