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SCROOGE: you there, boy! What day is it? BOY: March

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 20:53 GMT

i wish i had the brazen confidence to hear "no holiday travel due to global pandemic" and think "well that doesn't apply to me"

ziwe (@ziwe)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 20:15 GMT

right that's me done for 2020, I never need to eat ever again ...maybe some cheese in a bit

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 18:52 GMT

Merry March 300 to all of you! Well, Merry March 300 to those of you celebrating with the traditional staying home with only those you live with, in the same home you’ve been in this whole time, unless you are working an essential job (thankyou). The rest of you can go to hell.

Jen Simmons (@jensimmons)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:23 GMT

Managed not to get sucked in by any marketing this Christmas 🦌

Max L. Wilson (@gingdottwit)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 17:11 GMT

no talk me i angy

tiny 🍑 keycap maker (@tinymakesthings)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 20:55 GMT

Happy Christmas, everyone! Hope you all have a lovely holiday break 🎄✨

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:13 GMT

my hand looks so his hand can like this look like this

job please (@henstepping)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 17:18 GMT

Merry Christmas, lovely friends! Fingers crossed it won't be long before we can all see each other for hour long hugs, kisses, and let's face it, a party like no other. Miss you lots - take care of yourselves x

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:17 GMT

Can't believe I'm going to get exposed

rainyday✨ (@rainyday_vg)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:15 GMT

My heart 😭🥰💓 So thankful to have these two for our first Christmas together

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 08:43 GMT

Read my daughter The Night Before Christmas over Alexa last night (every year so far), and watched her open her presents over WhatsApp this morning so I could stay isolated and still see how excited she was. Technology has made me very happy today. Merry Christmas all🥰

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 09:25 GMT

OMG.

Peter McLean (@PeteMC666)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:36 GMT

🎁 Got serious about home office! Cost of upgrade: ~$900 How it started How it's going

shawn swyx wang (@swyx)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 16:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/HTTP_Lovecraft/status/1342133945002045440

If I had, I wouldn't betray their confidence. Bigfoot just wants to be left alone and I respect that.

Kat Cosgrove, Allegedly (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:44 GMT

Proud to announce I've heroically agreed pretty much the same trade deal Theresa May agreed in 2019 which prompted me to resign from the shadow cabinet in disgust & have a temper tantrum for 18 months. I can confirm that same trade deal is utterly brilliant now because I did it!

Boris Johnson #StayAlertControlTheVirus ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@GetBrexit_Done)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO LARRY. Twat.

Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 10:36 GMT

Why couldn't the puppy do his business on the lawn? Why did he need to go for a walk up the road to do it? IN THE PISSING RAIN, AT 5 BLOODY 30 IN THE MORNING!!!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 10:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/kwuchu/status/1341942199995543554

did anyone say farts yet

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 03:51 GMT

I don't like looking at analytics too much because it deters me away from focusing on the quality of my blog posts, but it's that time of year where I have a quick peak! This is how 2020 compares to last year. 🤯 Thank you all for taking the time to follow along💜 #bypawlean https://t.co/x3j5wjFAB8

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https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1209469007839080449

👋🏻 So many new friends, hey! Thanks for reading. 💪🏼 My annual health post is always very popular (it is that random spike in users, this year it was 400) ✨ "Normal" posts get about 40-50 views ⏰ People aren't just clicking away instantly - thanks for reading my essays lol

Pauline is taking a break 😴 (@paulienuh)Tue, 24 Dec 2019 13:40 GMT

Pauline is taking a break 😴 (@paulienuh)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:08 GMT

Boris Johnson unveiling his deal

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:08 GMT

2020 doesn't suck. 2020 isn't the worst. What's going on is 100% a reflection of who we are & the awful way we treat each other. The year is only a mirror. 2020 doesn't suck; we do. Until we learn to treat each other with kindness & dignity, each year will SEEM TO be worse.

Gyasi Ross (@BigIndianGyasi)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:44 GMT

Remember the UK government saying things would be back to normal by Christmas 2020?

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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1341769631875346433

Mr Hancock says, he is "highly confident that we'll get things back to normal before 2022"

The Telegraph (@Telegraph)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:23 GMT

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 19:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1341771078268497924

Boris Johnson at one of his press conferences.

John Morgan (@Morg007)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:44 GMT

Read this post. I promise you won't regret it reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:08 GMT

In my house we've stopped using 'guys' to refer to people, but somehow started using it to refer to house spiders. There's a frequent shout of "who's that guy?" when a spider is spotted in a corner. It makes people using "guys" on slack/zoom hilariously weird. 🕷️

Jo (@ThisIsJoFrank)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 20:21 GMT

Haven’t gotten a single thing done today

𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 (@H3KTlC)Mon, 02 Nov 2020 22:37 GMT

If you’ve ever been here, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

Liv (@livtambo)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 22:03 GMT

The Expanse No Context (@ExpanseNContext)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 12:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/PostinMonkey/status/1341606913566371841

PLEASE let this be a normal field trip

SSB (@StuScottBooyahs)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:07 GMT

If you ever see a blog post that claims Git makes perfect sense once you learn <FACT>, the author is lying.

Russ Cox (@_rsc)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:29 GMT

me and my husband telling each other the jokes out the crackers on Christmas Day after spending every single hour of every single day together since March

Lucy (@LMAsaysno)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 18:13 GMT

You’d think the UK would’ve been the first to close borders. Where is all that Brexit energy????

madame économiste (@FeliciaAyensua)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 09:20 GMT

The U.K. didn’t do lockdown properly so the world has locked us down by force lmaooo.

madame économiste (@FeliciaAyensua)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/lauracharvey/status/1341143892935254017

They opened it on GitHub in public. She’s done nothing wrong by including details here which would already have been public. For the original q, yeah this strikes me as rude and overreaching for a rando to open a PR

JTK (@heyJTK)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 22:15 GMT

The EU have negotiated to get the Pfizer vaccine at €10 less per dose than the UK. Turns out, the bigger your market, the better deals you can strike. Who knew?

Stevie (@FlyingSte)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:30 GMT

Dissertation arrived. This is my favorite page.

Natalie Brown (@nataliebrownist)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 00:09 GMT

Fun fact: *67 still works to block your number from appearing on caller ID.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 01:46 GMT

I told my boss that he was really “going HAM” on google doc edits today. He stared at me blankly for a while until he finally said… “I don’t know what that means.” I had to somehow professionally explain that HAM means ‘hard as a motherfucker’. I did it, but I did not like it.

Trista Kempa ✨ (@tristajaye)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 23:59 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 02:53 GMT

you should never be ashamed of your kinks - unless you’re into humiliation - in which case you should be very ashamed you dirty little slut

grinch nóva (@krisnova)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 02:11 GMT

I mean, um, @twitter, you could just quote retweet it and link to the original tweet...you did design the feature.

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🗣 @dionnewarwick

Twitter (@Twitter)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:15 GMT

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 21:07 GMT

I think if you broke the law and exposed an entire country to a deadly virus so you could attend your boyfriend's jet-skiing competition you can definitely cool your heels in jail for 4 months, sounds like a great lesson in personal responsibility. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f…

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1341101770844622848

I'll be honest, it was a relief to be using a laptop for anything other than Zoom!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 19:25 GMT