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How it started How it’s going #EnglishVirusJames 💜 Loxley (@oldnorthroad)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 15:03 GMT
How it started How it’s going #EnglishVirusJames 💜 Loxley (@oldnorthroad)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 15:03 GMT
men be like “i can’t commit” and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives
i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 14:27 GMT
My home country has identified that the new super-charged version of the current pandemic virus is spreading rapidly within schools and has therefore decided to not close schools as HOW ELSE WILL THE LITTLE SHITS BE LOOKED AFTER WHILE PARENTS WORK THEIR POINTLESS CORPORATE JOBS?
Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:49 GMT
January 2020 vs December 2020
Patchwork丨SBF (@BeanieSBF)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:20 GMT
Has anyone in tech ever written about how traumatic it is when team members leave? Like you work with someone for years, see them every day, build relationships and then oop they’re gone forever.Frank ☼ Bach (@francois_bach)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 00:35 GMT
BRB. Rebranding "working from home" into the much more synergistic "Extreme Hotdesking".
Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 12:44 GMT
literally my entire 2020 summed up in one meme
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Lan (@alannamcardle_)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 09:53 GMT
Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 12:25 GMT
My goal was to lose 10 lbs by the end of 2020. Only 24 lbs to go!
Jordan (@FoxyDocKnoxy)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:25 GMT
Wow this is a pretty serious side effect to the #CovidVaccine.... how do you feel about it?Zuby S. (@craniocaudal)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 02:24 GMT
As I've officially posted my final blog post of the year, that closes off another year of weekly blogging. I set myself this challenge in 2017 and hey -- it's already the end of 2020. 😂It's become a habit that has just stuck with me. Admittedly I found some weeks tougher to sit
Pauline is taking a break 😴 (@paulienuh)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 12:54 GMT
Idk why they couldn't just rt but here's the original twitter.com/TayZonday/stat…Post details
Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest.
Tay Zonday (@TayZonday)Thu, 19 Jul 2018 17:53 +0000
G. L. DiVittorio (@ginadivittorio)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 20:07 GMT
Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest.
Tay Zonday (@TayZonday)Thu, 19 Jul 2018 17:53 +0000
Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 18:27 GMT
New York, New York #2020
KO (@Kostennn)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 04:30 GMT
How to get banned from the Gift Shop
Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 05:11 GMT
Mocking in unit tests makes the tests more stable because they don’t break when your code breaks.
Beth (@bethcodes)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 01:26 GMT
clocking in at my dumb little job and sending my stupid little emails
ken (fool) (@isawken)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 16:12 GMT
479 + 583 = 1062
Jesse Li (@__jesse_li)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 03:13 GMT
I’m in a bad place rn, not mentally I just live in the Uk.
S🦋 (@sxraxs)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 00:41 GMT
someone on HN just disagreed with a blog post I wrote by citing Wat and I want to have this framed
Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 01:17 GMT
Morning Moomins! How come everyone I follow has snow, but I do not? I want a snow day so I can call up work and say I can't come in.Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 08:55 GMT
“you don’t need to wear a mask around me” sweet thanks for letting me know that I especially need to wear a mask around you
cal? (@cal_gif)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 18:17 GMT
when a character says the name of the movie
Peter Sobot (@psobot)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 20:04 GMT
Usually a few mins after midnight on the 1st of January, I tweet "I haven't had sex all year" as a joke, and many men misunderstand. This year they'd be rightHolly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 19:22 GMT
I am ONE YEAR SINGLE as of today so I'm going to celebrate by buying myself dinner. Takeaway obviously, myself and I shall enjoy it in our pants
Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 19:16 GMT
Interesting how you claim to be suffering and yet you can afford luxuries like floor
Floor Haver (@TheEpicDept)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:05 GMT
was 2020 a “bad year” or are we simply approaching the inevitable conclusion of living under an economic system that is fundamentally incompatible with human dignity and happiness?
☕️ Pumpkin Spice Lesbian 🎄 (@zenalbatross)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 14:52 GMT
Smol Paul has mad core strength so he kind of stands
Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:55 GMT
for everyone who is saying my boyfriend is gay: ok... and??? It would be homophobic for me to not date someone just bc they’re gay
dana bad (@baddanadanabad)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:10 GMT
It snowed! I love it.
Rosemary Orchard (@RosemaryOrchard)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 09:17 GMT
thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts
trish (@ULTRAGLOSS)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:16 GMT
Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet..
David Pugh (@davidsoho1)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:41 GMT
Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 22:05 GMT
Getting your .zshrc Just Right® has a very pronounced IKEA effect. It's a huge investment, but it feels so darn great 😆
Guillermo Rauch (@rauchg)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 18:49 GMT
YES I voted Leave YES it was a mistake YES I fell for slogans YES I thought I was sticking it to the establishment YES I am entitled to regret it YES you can call me a tw*t if it makes you feel better YES I can still call out people who are still convinced it’s a good ideaSimon Harris (@simonharris_mbd)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:14 GMT
I’m 31 and I think I’m hot. Can being an adult woman be hot please? Signed, every woman with some self confidence over 25. Furthermore I’d love to see other sexy women over 25 in RTs and replies for science thanks. ✨❤️💖✨💖Sarah Fong 💖✨| BLM (@sarah_fong_tho)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 19:02 GMT
For Xmas, I made a meal for all the Gamers out there. Gamer Ramen. Doritos Noodles, Baja Blast tori shio broth, Mountain Dew marinated egg, Mountain Dew braised pork, and Mountain Dew pickled daikon. All made from scratch, and it was pretty delicious. #gamers #ramen #bajablastHuy (@huynasaur)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 03:45 GMT
me age 9 seeing billie piper in doctor who
professional mccree stan @ playing AA 💚 (@phantomisles)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 17:19 GMT
Here’s a Christmas present to all those who asked me what it’s like to hang out with Baby Yoda on the set of #TheMandalorian #TheTragedy. Check out #DisneyGallery for more behind the scenes!Robert Rodriguez (@Rodriguez)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 06:01 GMT
Yeah, sex is great but have you ever fried some sausages, then fried up leftover roast potatoes in the sausage fat and put a fried egg on top?
Tits McGee (@Scientits)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 13:21 GMT
Local cat never been fed, says local cat
Kirstmas Time (@Winskillfull)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 12:38 GMT
I just got 500 points✨ on nextjs.org/learn via @vercel ~ mandatory 'i finished a tutorial!' hype tweet 🤪💅rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:37 GMT