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I’m still on Facebook mostly because I have a friend who runs a wildlife rescue and had to keep a bobcat that’s unreleasable because he was dropped on his head by a hawk as a kitten and doesn’t understand he’s a predator It’s an absolute Pixar movie. Fennel is his favorite toy.

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 19:20 GMT

Can confirm.

badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 17:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/mikeal/status/1372400469075578888

Big yikes here

Timothy Kempf 🎃🍁 (@takempf)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 04:58 GMT

My brain: 1970 was 30 years ago 1990 was 10 years ago 1995 was 10 years ago 2000 was 10 years ago 2010 was 10 years ago 2016 was a couple years ago 2017 didn't happen 2018 was 2 years ago 2019 was last year 2020 was last year 2021 it's only January

Julie Benson (@TheJulieBenson)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 00:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1372510988659011586

yes it's 🧂 week on this here twitter account this is why I need a vacation

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:31 GMT

did you know that when you hire someone for a given area of expertise that you can save yourself a lot of time and money if you make use of that expertise? full of novel ideas, me

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1372510988659011586

Tech companies: we're gonna need you to do countless hours of tests, exercises and interviews before we believe you're qualified for this role You: ok cool I'll do that Tech companies: you did great! You're hired You: Oh excellent so I think we should do X Tech companies: oh _no_

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/EliInMadripoor/status/1372237146715742211

you could think of it as a way of calling all asian people yellow which, obviously, isnt the case. its also just ineffective if you want to spread awareness about the current asian hate crimes going on.

v (@kirboyo)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:26 GMT

A person who is okay with being alone is a powerful person.

Keva (@Ayodelefx)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 16:08 GMT

the 🙃 emoji is my favourite because nobody knows what it means. are you mad? happy? sad? did i fuck up? do i apologise? AKA pretty much me in every social situation ever. um excuse me - but what emotion can i put you down for so i know how to respond? how does it feel? 🙃

kris nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 15:09 GMT

I just signed off work until the 6th of April 😎 Can’t wait to not know anything about my job when I’m back 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:17 GMT

Sometimes you thirst follow someone and then just end up learning a lot about local politics in their city

Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1372137222288326658

That's very cute. Happy birthday to you, one of my favourite people on Twitter, and I hope Anna and Morph make it special.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 11:49 GMT

I miss walking out of a theater after watching a movie and feeling like i just got back to reality from another dimension

𝓡𝓸𝔃𝓪𝔂 😈 (@Luh_Scoop)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:38 GMT

Valentina (@leftistthot420)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 16:44 GMT

My new coworker is pretty lazy. All she does is nap.

Elise Craver (@E_Craver)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 17:41 GMT

Yesterday I announced HACKED - Fixing hacked WordPress site Workshop. For details eventbrite.co.uk/e/hacked-fixin… TLDR; Join me on the 22nd & 29th of April for 2 sessions on identifying & fixing hacked WordPress sites. Early bird tickets on sale now.

Tim Nash (@tnash)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 09:33 GMT

Forgetting about the change window... again

shenetworks (@SerenaTalksTech)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 03:00 GMT

babe are you okay you didn't even touch your 60% mechanical keyboard shaped waffle

Fuzzy (@BoxMacLeod)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 11:44 GMT

staid indoors (@staidindoors)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 22:45 GMT

there’s always a hugo reply guy

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 08:32 GMT

My favorite genre of news story

H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:28 GMT

god he looks so happy

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:24 GMT

I have today turned 42 years old. I am therefore auditioning for Desperate Housewives. #cougar #milf #everySexistStereotypeOfOlderWomen

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:59 GMT

hahaha yes😎

✨ em the gremlin ✨ (@emaraven11)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:24 GMT

I can hear my fiancée in the next room teaching her students and honestly, it makes me feel so much pride and love 😅🥰

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:35 GMT

Startup idea: NFTs for domain names. We could have multiple authorities who are trusted to verify people’s identity and claim to own a domain, and then issue them a digital certificate. They can then use that certificate for verifying their domain and website is authentic.

Mike Kelly (@mikekelly85)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 10:12 GMT

No matter how much better off, more privilege, more safety, more money, more opportunities or more impact I would have in this world, I would never want to be a man. I love being a woman.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1371266171505410060

i'm just thinking about someone shaking their ass to make you a drink and 🥲

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 01:06 GMT

two software engineers walk into a “foo”

kris nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:07 GMT

Linus trashes miners and GPU manufacturers for months over everything going on and then some fucking Crypto company sponsors a video and they go along with it? Spineless. Lost a lot of respect for LTT today.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 18:37 GMT

life goals: remove sudo and package managers from production

kris nóva (@krisnova)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 20:22 GMT

You can get a very helpful insight into what politicians & pundits really feel about men who sexually assault women by recalling how they treated an American President who boasted about being one.

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 08:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/Nogud2/status/1371143811401932805

Hey Stewie. Go fuck yourself eh? Ever considered that the shitheads who make the Covid laws are the same shitheads who are trying to pass laws to prevent our right to protest, you know like in place like North Korea? If that's what you want, I'll pay for your one way ticket.

Գրեգորի Zebulun #BLM 🇦🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Master2020The)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:03 GMT

I keep reading "if police investigated every reported sex offence, they'd be overwhelmed" So be overwhelmed. Then policymakers might suddenly discover they have to do something about it, rather than sending the message "assaulted women is a price we have to pay" End this shit

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 21:47 GMT

😞 nothing’s ever going to change is it

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 19:55 GMT

2 hr Movie 10 hr TV series

BLACKSWAN STAN ACCOUNT (@BrianYoungeArs)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 15:19 GMT

Today’s my 1 year WFH anniversary, and the only thing that’s better now is my setup 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 15:02 GMT

Sketch Final

Andrée Wallin (@andreewallin)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 12:58 GMT