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https://twitter.com/brianbrainbrani/status/1385599815950602250

Meals is just their last name.

Brandon Wright (@brandonwright16)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheDCSentinel/status/1385577749037858818

Love the double space left by the obvious "quickly looking up what humans call their food" edit.

Gilligan (@Gilliga41879342)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 17:00 +0000

Something incredibly bad is about to happen

District Sentinel (@TheDCSentinel)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 12:54 +0000

Sad to announce that after 6 truly amazing years I am moving on from @HiMumSaidDad I cannot stress enough how difficult that decision has been but I am very excited to share my next chapter in due course

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 17:34 +0000

Gave my 500th COVID-19 vaccine today 💉💪 (Ft. @HackTheMidlands shirt under my scrubs 😉)

Tom Goodman 🏳️‍🌈 (@TauOmicronMu)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 16:02 +0000

made an absolutely devastating typo in the group chat

brady ➐ (@zipoffs)Thu, 22 Apr 2021 21:14 +0000

has anyone done this yet?

lu 🇵🇪 (taylor’s version) (@getawaycrowd)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 16:43 +0000

got a pretty cool vintage bar cart today. who up and want a cocktail

bibo (@biboofficial)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 19:17 +0000

I know things are different in different places, but it feels surreal that there's so much focus on how to reach folks reluctant to vaccinate when there are many people (like me!) who still cannot have even gotten our first doses

cron mom (@sophaskins)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 21:11 +0000

Sharing in case it helps someone. Cashew ended up having Distemper and it started progressing to the neurological phase this week. He was vaccinated but likely had it the entire time we had him and there’s nothing more the vets can really do for him. He’s not going to make it.

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 16:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1384900137617698817

Spending the little time we got with him was a blessing and I don’t regret rescuing this little sick puppy even if I’m the saddest I’ve ever been today. Keep your pets up to date on their vaccinations. Get puppies from responsible breeders. Kiss your pets today.

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 16:01 +0000

When does energy return?

Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 17:11 +0000

Possibly unpopular opinion, but I feel like "only merge things after verifying they are valid" should maybe be the default policy of the most used piece of software in the world.

Filippo Valsorda 💉💉⏳ (@FiloSottile)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 14:45 +0000

I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. Wagyu burger finished in Chinese black in pepper sauce, cheese, blackened onion, semi sour pickle, sichuan pepper bacon, egg. With mac n cheese on the side.

Czarcuterie Board of Insults (@pczarkowski)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 00:27 +0000

A Decentralised IndieAuth Identity Provider hosted on @observablehq. Built on serverless infrastructure so its *trivial* to fork and customize. Costs pennies a month to host. Compatible with @Firebase as a custom auth provider. observablehq.com/@endpointservi…

Tom Larkworthy (@tomlarkworthy)Tue, 20 Apr 2021 11:00 +0000

I love when I put on sexy expensive lingerie for a guy and he’s wearing a pair of ripped hanes boxers from like ten years ago

Erica (@eerrriiicaa)Tue, 20 Apr 2021 18:34 +0000

screaming

💀🍊 (@umiscar)Mon, 19 Apr 2021 19:06 +0000

dinosaur (@dinoman_j)Tue, 20 Apr 2021 11:41 +0000

I thought I may have had to concede that tweet you made was pretty funny but I noticed you didn't encapsulate the entirety of the human condition so better luck next time pal.

Chicken Skin Isabella (@sadsleepygirl23)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 15:41 +0000

How dare you tweet something which fails to consider every possible facet of human experience

Honey, as a bit (@benegotherit)Mon, 19 Apr 2021 20:52 +0000

What has the Platform Team ever done for us?

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Tue, 20 Apr 2021 08:21 +0000

When you tell Bailey a joke...

Telo (@Telo4k)Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:21 +0000

😬 git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/…

Brad Spengler (@spendergrsec)Tue, 20 Apr 2021 01:36 +0000

WFH achievement unlocked: just realized I haven't showered in the past 36 hours

swyx (@swyx)Mon, 19 Apr 2021 23:43 +0000

Monday morning, logging on to Slack

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 19 Apr 2021 08:25 +0000

When someone opens up about experiencing a miscarriage, it is NOT your job to be a ray of sunshine. More often than not, we aren’t doing it to receive sympathy or well wishes. What we are doing is shouting “YOU ARE NOT ALONE” to all others who have experienced it.

Tori Crawford (@_torrborr)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 15:50 +0000

who decided to call them NFTs instead of GIF Certificates???

adam j. sontag (@ajpiano)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 19:30 +0000

CW Just so I have it right; yesterday Portland police shot an unarmed man in the back as he walked away, then fired impact munitions at his dead body, then had a pizza party in front of dead body while they maced community members that were rightfully upset about it.

* (@egoldmanrevolt)Sat, 17 Apr 2021 17:48 +0000

Look, I believe in academic education I wouldn't be finishing my 2nd degree if I didn't But there is NOTHING I've learned in C.S. that I couldn't have learned outside the university And there are LOTS of career-relevant things I could never have learned in university

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 11:53 +0000

This will never not be funny.

Suck a Ditka (@NotDojafat)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/GISELLE_HGC/status/1370093236111425540

very bizzare that your first thought isn't 'she's alone and passed out, I hope she's okay', rather you choose to moralise about whether or not she's 'classy'. odd behaviour

pez 🇬🇭 (@periuspb)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 08:57 +0000

“A promotion is recognition of the work you’re already doing—so work at that level and wait for it to be recognized.” Fuck everything about that; “wait for your work to be rewarded” sounds like exactly how many successful people you know?

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 04:47 +0000

IM CRYING twitter.com/mac_slasher/st…

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Mac 🗡 (@Mac_Slasher)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 20:03 +0000

Julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Sat, 17 Apr 2021 22:37 +0000

I was today years old 🤦🏾‍♀️

justkam☎️♥️ (@Kamanin_1)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 16:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1383014287321530368

A single bitcoin transaction now consumes almost a thousand kWh. Or a month's worth of power consumption for an average US household. 🤯☠️ digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy…

DHH (@dhh)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 11:15 +0000

Best art meme of the year so far (h/t: Matthew Cobb)

Jerry Coyne (@Evolutionistrue)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 18:17 +0000

If you aren’t ready to wear coordinating shirts like this, just leave me alone!

Candi (@ItsLikeCandiiii)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 06:15 +0000

I don’t know what’s happening here but I feel like you guys should see it.

Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 19:50 +0000